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Kidnapped,tortured,killed and eaten by Mr.Smith from down the road.

Makes me watch the ad for the Anvil movie again. Just one more time. I checked that band out on Youtube. The reason why they never made it big is because they suck!

Being turned into a little boy and handed into the care of a very frisky Gary Glitter.

Having you eyelids cut off, then being slowly roasted alive above a smokey fire

Have his head blown off by Superman ejeculating.

Along with everyone else in this thread and a Golden Retriever.

Thrown into mine infested waters in a suit of armour studded with baby floaters.

Stabbed. Probably by someone perverted. Ooooooooooooh

Eaten by baboons at the local zoo.

getting gangbanged in the ass by a necron Lord wift a strapon while a bunch of Flayed ones gives you a handjobb, then being raped and eaten by a Chaos tainted Squigoth named Bob

Chased off a cliff by muppets.

Killed in a freak golf cart accident.