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As reading serveral 40k novels with love affairs between the characters (e.g. ravenor). I wonder what they do about birth control espeically if they are part of the inqusition...

In the grim/dark future of the 41st millennium there isn't any birth control, ONLY WAR!

But no, it is puzzling. Maybe they falcon punch all heretical pregnancies? Maybe they have super techno no pregnancy juice?

Well according to Dawn Of War: Dark Crusade (Tau Ending), Tau Etherals can somehow make sterile humans as long as they are in the planet or something (I blame the pheromones), so if someone wanted birth control, just smack some Tau and get their Leader

It's called a Lasgun.

Wait, a lasgun can't even kill a fetus.

I'd resort to a good old flamer.

Well Chastity sob style works fine.

They're not as chaste as you might think...

If you'd like a boltshell to the face then yeah, go ahead and ask!

Rule 34 beats your feeble protests.

Rule 34? Does this rule somehow magically stop a bolt shell in mid-air? No? Well then you're screwed!

I can see that you do not know of the power of Rule 34. Clearly, you have not been on the internet for long.

Cheese cool, down this is indeed a young one I believe.

If you wish to baptize him with that horrible place go ahead, but it is not our last hope, oh no, there is another...

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour?from=Main.Rule34

Sure you'll probably lose alot of you life there but it isn't that other place.

http://www.4chan.org
Click it. I dare ya.

Cheese Elemental wrote:http://www.4chan.org
Click it. I dare ya.

I am 12 years old what is this?

Why, Typeline, it's Disney's official website. Be sure to visit the section of the site called /b/. The people there are wonderful.

I don't think they realy need birth control, the more soldiers the better.
.. or am I to serius?

It's called a good old fashioned clothes hanger

Seriously?

I thought the Mods were meant to crack down on stupid threads like this :(

I'm using my magical mod-shield. It protects me from all warnings and suspensions! And it makes everything look so colourful!

I call it crack.

Why would it be any different to today....I mean, the wheel still works doesn't it? so in a similar fashion, why reinvent the condom or birth control pill?

Seriously, there are many more wonderous things to wonder about the WH40K universe ( or any other universe for that matter ) than the use of human reproductive organs.....

I thought the changed the name from "fluff for nutter" to "backround" to prevent this kind of pointless threads.

garret wrote:I thought the changed the name from "fluff for nutter" to "backround" to prevent this kind of pointless threads.

QFT. They did, but noone reads stickies it seems

Delephont wrote:Why would it be any different to today....I mean, the wheel still works doesn't it? so in a similar fashion, why reinvent the condom or birth control pill?

Seriously, there are many more wonderous things to wonder about the WH40K universe ( or any other universe for that matter ) than the use of human reproductive organs.....

It's probably one of those little birth control releasers that can be sewn into the underarm fat that releases birth control into the body at an even rate over a period of a number of years. But given their level of crazy they probably just sterilize everyone in the military.

garret wrote:I thought the changed the name from "fluff for nutter" to "backround" to prevent this kind of pointless threads.

Gwar! wrote:

garret wrote:I thought the changed the name from "fluff for nutter" to "backround" to prevent this kind of pointless threads.

QFT. They did, but noone reads stickies it seems

A: No one cares
B: Nothing relevant or exciting ever gets posted in the fluff section, except this stuff of course.

@ Typeline

Hey, if you really are 12 yrs old ( and I fully appreciate that you could be a 40yr old balding man, with a stained string vest, who gets off on Japanese girls packaged knickers and the idea that Sisters of Battle are actually little boys with boobs ) should you be reading this stuff?

metallifan wrote:It's called a good old fashioned clothes hanger

owch....
I find it funny how certain techologies in 40k is far advanced than in 2k but when it comes to the basic stuff they are clueless and backwards....

Yep, Typeline I would be leaving right about...now!

This belongs at the Bolter and Chainsword along the other strange threads there, like "Who would win; the Emperor or the Xmen?" and "Can Space Marines breathe underwater?".

Emperors Faithful wrote:If you'd like a boltshell to the face then yeah, go ahead and ask!

I have two points to make:

1. SoBs aren't forced to take vows of chastity, at least according to the Inquisitor who "edits" the Cain books.
2. This thread is the worst thread. I hate myself for contributing.

I think being an adult and gaming 40k would be birth control enough.....

The Pokemon Gold/Silver games introduced Pokemon breeding into the games, wherein you could leave 2 compatible Mons at a center to "do the nasty" and make an egg. By either coincidence or design, the breeding center was located on....Route 34.

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