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New Zealand moved 12 inches towards Australia last week. I heard it has the hots for Nicole Kidman!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090722/sc_afp/nzealandquakescience
A massive 7.8 magnitude earthquake last week has moved the south of New Zealand closer to Australia, scientists said Wednesday.

With the countries separated by the 2,250-kilometre-wide (1,400-mile-wide) Tasman Sea, the 30 centimetre (12 inch) closing of the gap in New Zealand's southwest won't make much difference.

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Gathering the Informations.

THE INVASION BEGINS!
   
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in the grim darkness of the 41st century.......new zealand still won't be there
   
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Unless Russ throws a grapple across the Sea and pulls New Zealand into base to base contact with Australia.

In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer 
   
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but why would he, since it would be time not spend drinking and fighting
   
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The jokes on them. We're not the ones who live on a chain of volcanoes.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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So that's why I could smell sheep...


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Look out Jimi, Gonads, and others! The killer sheep are coming!


People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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I can see New Zealand from my house.




 
   
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Forever alone

Ridcully wrote:I can see New Zealand from my house.

In that case, it's time to break out the Kangaroo rider platoons and the Wombat death squads.

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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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If anyone would be perfect recruits for space marines It would be the All Blacks. They wouldn't even need power armour. They'd just do the haka and while everyone is cowering in fear they beat the living daylights out of them.
   
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Ridcully wrote:I can see New Zealand from my house.

That makes you qualified for a highly elected political office!

In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer 
   
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Kanluwen wrote:THE INVASION BEGINS!


Nah the invasion began years ago.

We've had their advance scouts here for ages.
So much so that parts of Sydney were referred to as "West Auckland" and THEY refer to Oz in general as the Western Island.


I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

That is not dead which can eternal lie ...

... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
 
   
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Dont worry aussies we americans will help when new zealand invade.

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Wanganui New Zealand

Hah!! no country can stop us now your nukes can do nothing against our urak-hai

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In other news Australia is rocked by a massive 8.2 magnitude earthquake as it desperately tries to escape.

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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad 
   
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Wanganui New Zealand

FOOLS!!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!!!!!!!!

   
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Newcastle, OZ

Kragura wrote:Hah!! no country can stop us now your nukes can do nothing against our urak-hai


Nah, it's not the uruk-hai that scare us.

It's the All-blacks.

Now if you can teach them (the uruk-hai, the all-blacks know all too well how to play) how to ruck and maul, then we'd be worried.

I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

That is not dead which can eternal lie ...

... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
 
   
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More likely, it will cause them to rise with the excuse, "We gotta 're-learn' how to land at the airports becuase their not in the same place anymore."
   
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dietrich wrote:
Ridcully wrote:I can see New Zealand from my house.

That makes you qualified for a highly elected political office!




If new Zealand and Australia become one, what would they/it be called?


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Wanganui New Zealand

New australia Duh

   
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Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

HOLY CRAP!!! The Kiwis are getting closer!!! DOOMED! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!
*cock shotgun...muffled explosion*

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After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Wanganui New Zealand

Shotguns will not help you mwa... ha...hahaha..hahahaha

   
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Crap, next Hawaii will start edging towards Japan, and they'll start getting ideas again.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

@Kragura: In case you didn't know, I was aiming it at myself. (I missed)

@Warpcrafter: They already control the world! They just want you to THINK they lost WWII!!! Mwahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Vahalla

So the yanks have sided with the kiwis... it has begun.

I vote we side with the Seeth Efrikens...



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We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth

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Yanks helping out? i hear friendly fire on the way

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