Anyone fancy a cup of tea?

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**Albatross**

...I'm putting the kettle on.

**chromedog**

No thanks, just had one. Black as the ace of spades

This "arthouse tea'* thing never took of with my family (Hungarian/polish and Scots).

* White, weak and insipid.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Make mine lukewarm, white and 3 sugars, I have to get back to staking hay bales in the hayshed...

Alos the sponge cake was delicious...

**squilverine**

Nato standard (milk wit two sugars) for me mate

oh and some hob nobs would also be good

**Hawkins**

No thanks, but i could go with a cuppy java.

**warpcrafter**

I prefer Pepsi, because it keeps my nerdrage at its peak.

**KingCracker**

Part of me wishes tea took off in America, so I would know what the hell you are all talking about lol

**Kilkrazy**

I am just about to have a cup.

**Frazzled**

Tea, a more civilized drink, for a more civilized age.

Unless you're female and like cats of course.

**MeanGreenStompa**

Milk, no sugar, brewed to the same colour as David Dickinson.

Chocolate Hobnobs would also be appreciated here.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Go on then.

Shall I be Mother?

Hobnobs are for the working class deary. Only Rich Tea's round my gaff!

**Necros**

I'll take tea over coffee anyday. Coffee can contribute to kidney stones! they hurt.

I'll take mine black with 2 splendas!

Current favorite is Stash's chai spice black tea. it tastes like christmas in a cup!

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

It's Tetley or nowt young man.

We are simple folk, with simple Teas.

And he's wanting sweetener in his Tea. Sweetner. Honestly, makes you wonder how they intend to conquer the world. Everyone knows an army marches on it's Cuppa!

**Necros**

We will conquer the world solely due to sweeteners and such, us Americans are so full of preservatives that we simply cannot die. This is a proven fact.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

But you're also so full of lard, you can barely move

I've heard one more fatty, and the US will sink! Or capsize if they live on the coast

**JEB_Stuart**

Earl Gray with a lemon wedge please...

**GoFenris**

Nato standard with two biscuits. Oh, all right, make it three.

**Mick A**

White, no sugar please. Prefer Rich Tea Fingers or Custard Creams or perhaps a slice of cake...?

Mick

**warpcrafter**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:But you're also so full of lard, you can barely move I've heard one more fatty, and the US will sink! Or capsize if they live on the coast

Not anymore. I've discovered a sweetener called Truvia. it's a natural plant extract that is sweet, but is not sugar so hopefully once it takes off, everyone's metabolisms will straighten out. It's good, really!

**MadEdric**

A good cup of Liptons with three sugars, and buttered toast or English muffins.

**GoFenris**

warpcrafter wrote:I've discovered a sweetener called Truvia. it's a natural plant extract that is sweet, but is not sugar so hopefully once it takes off, everyone's metabolisms will straighten out. It's good, really!

Truvia, you say. I will have to find some of this, truvia.

**Lord-Loss**

Milk, 4 sugars. Some hob nobs would be nice too.

**garret**

Musr resist eage to make typical amercian anti-british statem ment. musr resist.

**Lord-Loss**

garret wrote:Musr resist eage to make typical amercian anti-british statem ment. musr resist.

Your lucky you live half way across the world boy.

**George Spiggott**

Frazzled wrote:Tea, a more civilized drink, for a more civilized age.

Sigged

**Albatross**

Milk, no sugar, brewed to the same colour as David Dickinson.

Good show, that chap.

Milk, 4 sugars. Some hob nobs would be nice too.

Would you like a copy of The Sunday Sport to go with that, sir?

Musr resist eage to make typical amercian anti-british statem ment. musr resist.

Must resist typical British urge to point out spelling and grammar mistakes. Must resist!

**Norwulf**

I'd like mine green with a little bit of sugar, and no milk please. possibly a scone?

That or when I need some extra oomph:

**Lord-Loss**

Milk, 4 sugars. Some hob nobs would be nice too.

Would you like a copy of The Sunday Sport to go with that, sir?

Thank you good sir, dont forget the scones

Musr resist eage to make typical amercian anti-british statem ment. musr resist.

Must resist typical British urge to point out spelling and grammar mistakes. Must resist!

**Albatross**

Lol

Well, my ambition IS to make this the most polite and genteel thread on the whole site, old bean. I couldn't very well flame the poor chap, could I?

**squilverine**

Albatross wrote:Lol

Well, my ambition IS to make this the most polite and genteel thread on the whole site, old bean. I couldn't very well flame the poor chap, could I?

Certainly not old boy, that would be most remiss and definately not cricket, perhaps later we could all withdraw to the study for a glass of brandy and a choice cigar?