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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 03:47:54
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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I went to the site mentioned by Dogof War in the morally corrupt thread ( http://www.capalert.com/) to check the movie reviews and after laughing quite a bit I started wondering about the euphemism sentence the most foul of the foul words. What are they referring to?
As a Spaniard I´m very used to curse words after all it´s a daily occurrence in normal Spanish so having a huge imagination and background in curses I´m having trouble guessing which one is the most foul. Is it the sexual act reference word?  the not so nice word to say about girls  bodily excreta reference  Choices, choices, so many choices. (yay! love the euphemisms!)
So Dakka what´s the most foul of the foul words to you? (using an euphemism to avoid breaking Dakka rules ofc  )
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 03:50:59
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Killer Klaivex
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Rabbit digging a tunnel.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 03:53:08
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
Los Angeles, CA
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Rabbit digging a tunnel.
I don't get it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 03:55:55
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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A cookie for cheese elemental!
But if it´s really that I´m very disappointed, I was hoping for a more exotic curse than the old sexual intercourse one
M.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/23 03:56:13
Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 03:56:56
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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The most foul of the foul wouldnt be said in english i think.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 03:57:34
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Killer Klaivex
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Oh, well in Australia you have to curse in every sentence if you're a bogan, and 'spanker' must be used on a 5:1 ratio with 'Intercourse' and 'Female Genitals'.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 03:58:03
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Andy Hoare
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The word used here in the US to degrade gay people.
I understand the word in the UK means a cigarette or at least it used too. I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm incorrect.
Other than that, I don't find words offensive, even swear words. They're just words to me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 04:03:34
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Here in North America, there are varying opinions on 'most foul'. Some people say it starts with f and rhymes with truck, while others get much more worked up about a certain word that rhymes with 'punt'.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 04:07:17
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
Los Angeles, CA
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Orkestra wrote:while others get much more worked up about a certain word that rhymes with 'punt'.
Yeah thats pretty bad. I had an ex whos abusive step father used to call her that. So i guess that one hits close to home for me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 04:13:36
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Killer Klaivex
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I find getting called an ignorant Hole-in-the-rear pretty insulting when it refers to my belief in a God, but that's personal.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 04:16:33
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
Los Angeles, CA
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I find getting called an ignorant Hole-in-the-rear pretty insulting when it refers to my belief in a God, but that's personal.
You lost me again.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 04:18:34
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Executing Exarch
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There is a phrase in Chinese that roughly translated means "May your mothers Uterus ulser and fill with maggots"
I would say thats pretty harsh.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 04:21:10
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Ah, but Chinese has many such colourful phrases.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 04:25:54
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Killer Klaivex
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I actually find people insulting my mother extremely infuriating, and I've gotten into fights becuse of it.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 04:28:57
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
Los Angeles, CA
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I actually find people insulting my mother extremely infuriating, and I've gotten into fights becuse of it.
Yo mama.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 04:31:13
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Killer Klaivex
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Dear Falconlance,
I am a nerd with limited perception, and I am unable to tell that you are trolling me. I therefore politely request that you find your nearest friendly cliff and step off it, ending your current state of existence.
Yours sincerely,
Cheese.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 04:42:46
Subject: Re:The most foul of the foul words
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Many people think i dont swear because im well behaved.
They cant be more wrong , i dont swear because i cant find words in english to convey what i really want to say.
Like a few have mentioned , asian foul words are very complex , usually on-topic straight to the point ( refined i might say )
Not the usual " f you , f *** s**** *** that can be applied to everything ( which ends up as you know , pretty much lost its meaning
to the point that no one really care anymore even if its used )
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 04:51:48
Subject: Re:The most foul of the foul words
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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The word I have found is most offensive is this:
Capslock Uppercut Nurgle Trenchcoat
Seriously, I have had a knife thrown at me by a woman I (in the heat of the moment) mistakenly called that foul four letter word...
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 05:36:53
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
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Sinister Brain wrote:The word used here in the US to degrade gay people.
"So how much are they paying you to wear that skirt?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 05:54:53
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Fixture of Dakka
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I actually find people insulting my mother extremely infuriating, and I've gotten into fights becuse of it.
If someone insults a Polynesian's mother, stand back because someone's going to Hell the hard way by getting knocked through the Earth. The Island boys are pretty old school about a lot of things and play a rough game.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 05:58:03
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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I find parkour pretty offensive.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 05:59:34
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I actually find people insulting my mother extremely infuriating, and I've gotten into fights becuse of it.
Why? its just an insult. It affects you if you let it. People insult my mom all the time I dont care. Insults are a bundle of words you put the meaning in them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 06:00:51
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Killer Klaivex
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Relapse wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:I actually find people insulting my mother extremely infuriating, and I've gotten into fights becuse of it.
If someone insults a Polynesian's mother, stand back because someone's going to Hell the hard way by getting knocked through the Earth. The Island boys are pretty old school about a lot of things and play a rough game.
Apparently Muslims are really tough about it too. During my Society and History class, we had two boys in my grade come in to talk about their religion (Islam), and when we asked them about their values and beliefs, it came around to insults. In western society, we hear Your Mother insults/jokes get thrown around all the time, but when they came here and heard them, they were really shocked and thought nobody respected anyone else around here.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 06:03:30
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Dakka Veteran
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i don't know if there is any word "most foul" there all just words.
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 06:07:45
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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Relapse wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:I actually find people insulting my mother extremely infuriating, and I've gotten into fights becuse of it.
If someone insults a Polynesian's mother, stand back because someone's going to Hell the hard way by getting knocked through the Earth. The Island boys are pretty old school about a lot of things and play a rough game.
True that. But then again, out here you get into fights over anything.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 06:13:51
Subject: Re:The most foul of the foul words
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Yup. People fight over the stupidest things. A friend of mine got into a fight over 2 dollers.
2 DOLLAR'S
and right were i lived a got shot over a disagreement over weed. So stupid.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 06:14:32
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Fixture of Dakka
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Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Relapse wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:I actually find people insulting my mother extremely infuriating, and I've gotten into fights becuse of it.
If someone insults a Polynesian's mother, stand back because someone's going to Hell the hard way by getting knocked through the Earth. The Island boys are pretty old school about a lot of things and play a rough game.
True that. But then again, out here you get into fights over anything.
Of course whatever happens to someone that insults anyone from a race which on average produces people who look like they could rip a bus in half is merely a case of the gene pool being cleansed of stupidity.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 06:19:27
Subject: Re:The most foul of the foul words
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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garret wrote:Yup. People fight over the stupidest things. A friend of mine got into a fight over 2 dollers.
2 DOLLAR'S
and right were i lived a got shot over a disagreement over weed. So stupid.
A couple of mates almost came to blow over whether domestic cats were the same species as feral cats.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 06:21:16
Subject: Re:The most foul of the foul words
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Killer Klaivex
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sebster wrote:garret wrote:Yup. People fight over the stupidest things. A friend of mine got into a fight over 2 dollers.
2 DOLLAR'S
and right were i lived a got shot over a disagreement over weed. So stupid.
A couple of mates almost came to blow over whether domestic cats were the same species as feral cats.
I did come to blows about an argument over whether golden syrup was better than honey for pouring on porridge.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/23 06:26:24
Subject: The most foul of the foul words
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Aren't feral cats the same species as domestic cats by definition?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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