The most foul of the foul words

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**Miguelsan**

That´s foul Cheese

M.

**Shadowbrand**

Words are nothing.

Infact I believe boasting causes you to falter.

They also make you reliant on them. Actions hold better value.

**Anshal**

Norwegian has a whole bunch very foul words, since most of my fellow dakktaits dont know english I will list a few

* Jævla soper faen
* hælvetes svarting
* Forbanna hore faen
* forbanna lausunge

**warpcrafter**

My friends and I used to occasionally run into a grouchy old cop who used to tell us that because we had long hair, dressed in leather and army surplus gear and listened to heavy metal that we were lower than (The "N" word). He's the one form whom I made the infamous mouseburger when I worked at Wendy's. It was one of the most satisfying moments of my life until I later found out that he crammed it in his pie-hole without even noticing.

**MeanGreenStompa**

The worst of the swear words here and the only one that I don't use in front of women is the four letter C-word that refers to female 'bits' in an unpleasant way.

**squilverine**

Not too sure about foul words.

However security is a dirty word.

E-cookie for anyone who gets the reference!

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Take your pick.

Also now available, a handy pocket sized 'Magna Fartlet'. Ideal for those moments the world decides it's high time it kicked you in the nuts again.

**Jimi Nemesis**

squilverine wrote:Not too sure about foul words.

However security is a dirty word.

E-cookie for anyone who gets the reference!

"Security is not a dirty word blackadder. Crevice, is a dirty word, but security is not"

General Melchett, Blackadder goes Forth, episode General Hospital

**Bascilica**

I've never seen a single word effective. I find stringing together a coherant sentance insulting them in a unique and personal way to be for more satisfying.

**Emperors Faithful**

I take much offence to people having a go at my family members.

The other day at school my little brother was reading and talking to me while I ate my lunch. A girl in his class (real pain) said to him "Oh Shut up, nobody cares! And you read to much you pathetic bookworm!".

She was behind us talking to her friends. While it's true that I wasn't really listening to him talk about how cool a LotR: Total War would be (though now that I think about it...) and I did think he might read a little too much, no one else was going to say that to him, and not like that. In a very calm voice I said out loud,
"You know what bro? Every once in a while you'll come across a b****. The best thing to do is to ignore them until they are done. (To the girl) You done yet? (To bro) See? Just ignore the b****."

Other than that, I have been called all sorts of colourful arabic-swear-words at my old school in Dubai. Some of them quite colourful, ranging anywhere from "Son of Whore" to "Son of Pakistani" That's about as insulting as things got over there.

**Roze**

i dont take offence the C word. It's just a word! sticks and stones and all that but people can say anything they want, it dosen't effect anything!

**warboss spinetwizta**

Want An Nut Krazy Entranet Robots.
try saying the capital letters

**MeanGreenStompa**

spanker isn't a terribly bad word around here.

**Jimi Nemesis**

spanker is the most generic of the generic words round these parts.

**MeanGreenStompa**

See I have an order of swear words.

So harmless to unpleasant:
crap
piss
s**t
f**k
c**t
gwar

**warboss spinetwizta**

Oh Look the Modquisition gets uppity about this stuff

What he meant to say was: Frazzled is listening to the original Macerana, eating some lemon cake, and typing instead of dealing with a plant deal. How decadent.
Gentlmen and ladies 36 hours to frazzleds/Girl Scout Troop XX's Haunted House of Terror!

Lets not try to get round the filter please.

**GoFenris**

Disney

The man may have started it with good intentions but now-a-days it is about as foul a word as they come.

**MeanGreenStompa**

warboss spinetwizta wrote:ok then I N BRED PICE OF OF BAS TARD SH IT
WHY DONT U JUST FU CK URSELF U GOD FORSAKEN spanker

All aboard le FAILBOAT!

**Roze**

Isn't swearing more about the tone?
I find if you have a Nasty/angry/confrontational Tone to your voice it can be very offensive...You could say F off to someone with a smile and it's just like saying Shut up or don't be silly...something like that, If you raise your voice or scowel or use a Nasty tone of voice it's then offensive.
I guess my point is, it's not what you say but how you say it

**Albatross**

lol@ 'god-forsaken spanker'

Where I'm from (Middlesbrough), every other word is c*nt, so swearing doesn't bother me. And to the guy who gets offended by people insulting his mother - no offence mate, but how old are you? You sound pretty thin-skinned....
If someone called my mother a 'slag' for example, I'd just laugh it off and tell them to jog on. Now if they insulted her to her face, on the other hand.....

I also love the word 'gakker'.

**BrookM**

SOB seems to be the most offensive, at least to me. That's my fething mother you are insulting.

**MeanGreenStompa**

Your mother is a Sister of Battle?
Is your father a tactical geni...CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!

**GoFenris**

Penn & Teller have/had a show on Cable called BullS#!t and, while the show is hit or miss, one of the spot on episodes (season 2 episode 10)is titled Profanity. This episode really dissects the difference between word, intent and emotion as well as pointing how seemingly innocuous phrases such as, "Holy Cow!" are potentially offensive to other cultures and how the idea of using alternate phrases is really no different than sticking to the big seven.

**KingCracker**

This thread made me laugh alot. You people and your words

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Although around here, the 4 letter C word seems to spawn the most extreme hatred from the deepest darkest recesses of a woman's soul

**SagesStone**

MeanGreenStompa wrote:
warboss spinetwizta wrote:ok then I N BRED PICE OF OF BAS TARD SH IT
WHY DONT U JUST FU CK URSELF U GOD FORSAKEN spanker

All aboard le FAILBOAT!

It is ze finest ship to evar sail le internet. Look at it sail majestically over ze waves. Le ducks, in awe of it.

**squilverine**

The C word probably evokes the strongest response when used in most parts of the UK, however in certain parts of London it is quite common to greet someone by saying "alright you c**t".

I guess it comes down to the way a word is said and the context it is used in. You can cause just as much offence without using a swear word, for example i am sure most people would object to being called a Paedophile.

Something else which suprises me is that nobody has yet mentioned racist language.

**dogma**

Emperors Faithful wrote:
Other than that, I have been called all sorts of colourful arabic-swear-words at my old school in Dubai. Some of them quite colourful, ranging anywhere from "Son of Whore" to "Son of Pakistani" That's about as insulting as things got over there.

Best insults in the world? Arab nations. Also, Eastern Europe. Pretty much anywhere that, at some point, had a Muslim overlord.

Obviously, crudeness lies here.

**MeanGreenStompa**

Son of a motherless goat!

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**dogma**

Three Amigos, right?

**MeanGreenStompa**

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