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Owain
WS3 BS4 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 Ld8 Sv5+

Special Rules:
Should I do it?
When Owain is confronted with homework, he must take a leadership test at -1Ld per assignment. If he passes, take another test to see if he puts any genuine effort into it.

Easily Distracted:
At the beginning of each turn, roll a D6. On a roll of 1 he stops to answer a text message and may not move or shoot this turn. In close combat he may strike back at -1 Initiative.

Wargear: Pellet gun, close combat weapon, homemade armour.

Pellet gun: S2, AP-, Heavy 1.

Armour: While not very useful against ranged weapons, scavenged metal plates confer a 4+ armour save in close combat.

Hmmm, We could make a Warhammer Zombie game out of this.

Either way.

Alexos: 100
WS3 BS4 S3 T4 W1 I4 A1 LD5 SV5+

Special rules:
Already done
Cocker Spaniel Attack!
Independant character

Already done: Sometimes Alexos has finished his homework in class. At the beginning of a turn, roll for leadership

Cocker Spaniel Attack!: Alexos has a Vicious Cocker Spaniel at home, which adds an Extra attack each turn. This is represented by an Attack Squig

Options
ROTC 20pts
Woodshop 50pts (Zombie Attack only)

You may add another nine cocker spaniels to the Attack Spaniel for 10pts each, making a Herd of Cocker Spaniels.

ROTC- In ROTC, Cadets are trained to be leaders, with this rule, you may add another two points to Alexo's Leadership.

Woodshop- Once a turn, Alexos may throw up a barricade made of wood that allows him a 4+ cover save. This rule is only allowed in the Zombie Attack game.

I'll give this a shot then, I'm just trying to figure out how I would act on the battlefields of the 41st millennium

StarBomber
WS2 BS4 S3 T3 W1 I3 A2 LD7 SV-

Special Rules
"AAARRRGGGG"
Speed Freek

"AAARRRGGG"- Easily frustrated, star can become enraged in battle, he may reroll failed rolls to hit in the assault. He also has the Rage universal special rule. (this rule doesn't apply when he is in a vehicle)

Speed Freek- Hours of playing Gran Turismo, Burnout, Grid and the like have honed his Need for Speed to fanatic levels. Equipped with a vehicle on an open road, he may move said vehicle 24", regardless of the type of vehicle it is, even if he fails a difficult terrain test (though the vehicle will be immobilized at the end of the move). Without an open road, he may move any vehicle 18", but must pass a difficult terrain test if it is not already a fast vehicle, (fast vehicles that are not skimmers can be moved 24", but again, must pass a difficult terrain test). Vehicles also may use his ballistics skill.

Character? Meh, I've done a CCS of the friends I play Warhammer with at school. I will ask them if I can post it up with either blanked or unblanked names. I gotta track down the document as well.

But as Arnie says.........I'll be back.

The OC-D

The Knight of Rust (RL version)
Ws: 2 BS: 2 S:3 T:3 W:1 I:3 A:1 Ld:7
Points: 10
Wargear: None
Special Rules: Home Arsenal, Infernal Knowledge, Blank
Home Arsenal:
The Knight of Rust has a veritable aresenal of weaponry in his home. He may purchase up to two weapons from the following list:
Dragunov Sniper Rifle (use Sniper Rifle stats)- 5 points
AR-15 Assault Rifle (use Lasgun stats)- 3 Points
Shotgun (use Shotgun profile)- 5 points
Pistol (use Laspistol statline)-2 Points
In addition he may take Camoflage (use rules for Camo Cloaks) for 3 points.

Infernal Knowledge- All members of the Dark Angels chapter, all Inquisitors, Inquisitor Lords, Grey Knights, Sisters of Battle, Blood Angels, and Commissars have the Preferred Enemy special rule against the Knight of Rust.

Blank- Psykers suffer -1 to their BS and I if the Knight of Rust is within 12".

Mekboy:

WS 3, BS 2, St 3, T 3, W 2, I 4, A 2, Ld. 6.

Weapons:
Plasma pistol, Close combat weapon.

Special rules:
Ow... that kinda hurts...: Mekboy has had his plasma pistol overheat so many times, he's used to it. He has feel no pain against his plasma pistol's 'gets hot'.

Sorta inspirational:
Any friendly unit within 12" may re-roll failed Ld. tests. These re-rolls are taken at -2 ld.

Blazing away: Mekboy may make 2d3 shots with his plasma pistol, and may re-roll misses.

It was him!: Mekboy may re-allocate up to 3 wounds allocated to him.

Colonel O'Grady

WS3 BS4 S3 T3 I4 A2 Ld. 10

Weapons: sniper rifle, dual heavy autopistols (S5 AP4,treat this as one Assault 2 weapon)


wargear: carapace armor, frag and krak nades

special rules:

-Lucky: for some reason he always manages to get out of any tight sitation, and manages to duck at all the right times, treat this as a 4+ invul save

-Master Sniper: Growing up on single shot guns, he learned to make every shot count, he has a +1 of AP on every roll of 6 to wound, and with his sniper rifle makes his to wound roll a 3+ instead of 4+

I'll bite.

Chris

WS3 BS4 S3 T3 W2 I3 A3 Ld 8 Sv 5+

Wargear
.50calibre muzzleloader, .22calibre rifle, 45 pistol, baseball bat

Special rules
Feel no pain when hit in the head. When Chris has failed his armor save he rolls a die and on a 6 he rolls for feel no pain. On anything else he takes a wound as normal.

Weapon stats

.50 calibre muzzleloader S 6 18" range assault 1

.22 calibre rifle S 3 24" range rapid fire

.45 pistol S 3 12" range assault 1


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Muzzleloader AP 4
.22 rifle AP -
.45 pistol AP 3


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I cost 90 pts.

Why is everyone assuming that they shoot as well as a Spehss Muhren?

Hmm good point.... just used to seeing those stats all the time.


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Well how long have you been shooting a gun? It says you have a home arsenal so why isnt yours higher?

Captain Mary Sue
WS10 BS10 S10 T10 A10 I10 LD10 SV2+

- Gets all the girls - Captain Mary Sue gets all the girls THANKS FOR NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME IN MATH CLASS LINDSEY I GAVE YOU A NOTE AND EVERYTHING

- Awesomest - Captain Mary Sue is the awesomest. To show how awesome he is, enemy units need to take an LD test at -9 just to look in his general direction. If they fail they retreat off the table

- Rending - Mary Sue's thumbs are strong from playing so many video games, he gets rending

- Soft Drink - Mary Sue has an iron constitution from drinking Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel, granting Feel no Pain and invulnerable

- Fearless - Mary Sue doesn't afraid of anything

- 2d6 armor penetration - I totally started lifting weights last week and I get... I mean, Mary Sue gets 2d6 armor penetration to represent this

- Chapter Master - so I had this idea for a chapter that would be like Space Wolves and the World Eaters had a secret chapter together and this guy is their leader. Khorne and the Emperor both think he's a cool guy. Also, one time he took over an Ork planet and a Tyranid planet and totally made out with an Eldar Farseer girl - because of this he can take units from every codex in the game as troops

Equipment - Halo 3 t-shirt (grants a 2+ save)
twin linked powerswords
baneblade cannon that shoots baneblades

points cost: 100

Brother SRM wrote:Captain Mary Sue
WS10 BS10 S10 T10 A10 I10 LD10 SV2+

- Gets all the girls - Captain Mary Sue gets all the girls THANKS FOR NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME IN MATH CLASS LINDSEY I GAVE YOU A NOTE AND EVERYTHING

- Awesomest - Captain Mary Sue is the awesomest. To show how awesome he is, enemy units need to take an LD test at -9 just to look in his general direction. If they fail they retreat off the table

- Rending - Mary Sue's thumbs are strong from playing so many video games, he gets rending

- Soft Drink - Mary Sue has an iron constitution from drinking Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel, granting Feel no Pain and invulnerable

- Fearless - Mary Sue doesn't afraid of anything

- 2d6 armor penetration - I totally started lifting weights last week and I get... I mean, Mary Sue gets 2d6 armor penetration to represent this

- Chapter Master - so I had this idea for a chapter that would be like Space Wolves and the World Eaters had a secret chapter together and this guy is their leader. Khorne and the Emperor both think he's a cool guy. Also, one time he took over an Ork planet and a Tyranid planet and totally made out with an Eldar Farseer girl - because of this he can take units from every codex in the game as troops

Equipment - Halo 3 t-shirt (grants a 2+ save)
twin linked powerswords
baneblade cannon that shoots baneblades

points cost: 100

QFLOL.

Garret-150
WS3 BS6 S3 T3 W2 I3 A3 Ld 8 Sv 3+

Wargear
Power armor,gold plated bolt pistol,Claw of lerus

gold plared bolt pistol:This pistol is filled with special shells which can tear through any armour and is consider Ap 2

Claw of lerus: Once a halberd of a slaneshi champion this claw weapon is a power weapon which deels out on extra damage for each attack.
Special rules:
And they shall know no fear,combat tactics,Loner
Loner: garret is known for not working well in groups. he takes up not part in the chart.

Option
Wings of hellfire+75 points
A Jetbike once owned by an eldar Pheonix lord he stole during battle. For some reason his chapter decided to let him keep it. This turns him into jet bike model adn grants him the following rule.
should have get out of my way: if he charges into battle one model take a saveable wound.
Is he to powerful.

King of the Crackers

WS:4 BS: 2 S:4 T:4 W:1 A:3 I:1 Ld:6 Sv:6+

WarGear
outfit of coolness (just rags from the 80s) .357 magnum (to make it count when it hits) and the mighty chopping axe of kings!(its spray painted gold... what do you expect)


RAARRR F#$%@ING RAAAARR RAGE!
KingCracker can and will go into a screaming fit filled with kicks and blows. Roll a d6 anytime he fails his Ld test. on a 6 KingCracker attacks the nearest unit with +4 initiative and +3 attacks.

Motivation
KingCracker has a low initiative for a reason. When going into CC roll a d6. On a 4+ KingCracker will be at +3 initiative. On a 1, he doesnt attack

Matthew

WS3 BS2 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 Ld7 Sv-
Equipment and Wargear
Exacto Knife of Malice: A normal exacto knife, but the lock that keeps its blade in place is broken, unleashing the true power of the weapon. The Exacto Knife of Malice is a power weapon.

Nail Clipper of Justice: The Nail Clipper of Justice is capable of cutting even flash off of even the hardest armour. The Nail Clipper of Justice is a power fist.

Special Rules
Effin' skinny: Matthew is so effin' skinny that if he turns sideways, you can barely even see him. Because of this, he has a 3+ invulnerable save.

Effin' Wierd: With a sense of humour that would make a Daemonette of Slaanesh blush and a Bloodletter cry, Matthew's a pretty eff'd up dude. All units within 12" of him have their leadership lowered to 7.

Really Effin' Offensive: Enemy units within 12" of Matthew have the "rage" special rule.

Lolk

Dan - Pts: 125
WS3 BS3 S4 T4 W2 I3 A2 LD8 SV6+

Wargear
Silenced Uzi(18" S3 AP6, Sniper, Assault 2) The sniper since its silenced 'nd such.

Foot-Blade (Counts as a CC wep @ I1)

Drizzt Do'urden Swords: Twinkle & Icingdeath ( Counts as two power weapons)

Special Rules
Med-student - Being a student at medical school, Dan has the Feel No Pain Special Rule

Fist & Feet o' Pain - Being a Triple Black Belt in Tai-Chi, Dan is too confident for his own good, Dan has the Fearless Special rule, aswell, on a roll of 3+, Dan's Foot-blade causes Instant death, for the chance of a roundhouse kick to the neck.

bs Radar - Having an uncanny ability to detect bs, Dan has the Preferred Enemy special rule against any model with a Leadership Value of 8 or over.

RustyKnight wrote:Why is everyone assuming that they shoot as well as a Spehss Muhren?

I'm kinda wondering that myself, or why so many can fight as well as a space marine.

Way I see it, BS/WS 3 reflects military or martial arts training and the like, BS/WS 2 is untrained or unpracticed, WS/BS of a 4 means that the fighter is either really skilled or very experienced in a fight, or perhaps they just have a lot of talent. BS/WS 5+ is generally reserved for especially talented individuals, like Space Marine Captains or very old beings, and perhaps supernatural beings as well.

I shall redo mine. Also, I justify my BS4 only with my weapon of choice. I can handle shotguns, pistols and single-shot rifles fine but my performance with automatic weapons and carbines is spotty at best.

Owain
WS3 BS4 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 Ld8 Sv5+

Special Rules:
Tactical Genius: Owain has developed a sound tactical mind thanks to his obsessions with wargaming and military history. He has the Tactical Genius special rule.

Coffee!: Owain loves coffee. Once per game Owain may drink coffee during the shooting phase. During the Assault phase and the next turn he has +1A, +1 Initiative, +1S, -1BS, and the Rage special rule. During the subsequent turn he crashes and has -1 Initiative, -1WS, -1S, and -2LD. He may not issue orders or make use of Tactical Genius, and moves as if in Difficult Terrain.

Wargear: Shotgun, close combat weapon, improvised armour.

Armour: While not very useful against ranged weapons, scavenged metal plates confer a 4+ armour save in close combat.

Options:

Owain may swap his shotgun for a close combat weapon and autopistol for free.

He may take the following wargear:
Carapace armour, 20pts.
Molotov cocktails, 5pts.
Swap shotgun for improvised flamer, 15pts.

He may also have the following vehicle options:
Riding lawnmower for 50pts. Counts as bike with the Lumbering Behemoth special rule. Grants +D6A in close combat. Can be given extra armour to allow rerolling of armour saves.

Makr: 12 pts
WS3 BS2 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 Ld7 Sv6+

Special Rules:
Supernerd: A vehicle Makr is in that has Power of the Machine Spirit is able to fire a further one weapon. This is useless because he plays Imperial Guard.

Medic: Makr has some first aid training, but doesn't really know what he's doing. Any squad to which Makr is attached gets Feel No Pain, but they must roll a 6 as opposed to 4+ to negate a wound.

Wargear: Electric Saber, Dice Collection

The Electric Sabre is a spare fencing saber with a barely-functioning car battery connected to it. The saber grants +1I, any model wounded has its attacks lowered by one next turn, to a minimum of 1.

Dice Collection:
12" / S1 / AP - / Assault 4

Armour: Makr always wears a jacket because he has no good shirts. The thickness of a jacket grants a 6+ armor save.

Options:

Makr may swap the electric saber for a machete. The machete gives Makr +1 Strength and the Move Through Cover special rule.

Makr may take a Pickup Truck from 1987 as a Dedicated Transport for 15 points. The Truck has a capacity of 10 models.

F10/S10/R10
Open Topped
Lumbering Behemoth

The truck may take a camper shell for free, making it not open-topped and leaving it with only one rear access point.

Meh. Sounds like Funzy.

Little lord Fauntleroy-school version

Little lord Fauntleroy is an elites coice in a space marine army (Why? I don't know )

WS-3
BS-4
S-3
T-2
W-2
I-1
A-2
Ld-7
Sv-6+
Pts-55

Weapons-Large stick I found in the Garden (counts as close combagt weapon)

Special rules-I hate everything-Fauntleroy has the preffered enemy and rage special rules againt all enemy's.

WILL YOU STFU!!-Fauntleroy hates loud noise, and prefers to be around stealthy people. Fauntleroy may only join units that have the infiltrators, stealth, or scout special rules.

Watching and waiting-Fauntleroy does have one thing going for him-patience. Fauntleroy may never charge into assault (although he will still fight if charged). However, as long as Fauntleroy is alive his army may chose to reroll all failed reserve rolls.

Options-Upgrade Fauntleroy to have Valentines day 2009 party (don't ask) costume, giving him the stealth special rule and a 4+ armour save........+15pts

I can't believe I'm the first guy to do this what a great first post oppertunity.

Chuck Norris (You knew somebody was going to):

WS:10 BS:- S:10 T:* W:* I:9 A:* Ld:10 Sv:2+ Pts:*

Weapons: Chuck has been rumored to carry Nunchuks but there have been no survivors to verify this. Chuck Norris guns are his left and right arms

Speciat Rules:

Toughness: Chuck Norris is as tough as nails tougher in fact, it's in his contract. Chuck Norris's toughness is equal to twice the strength of the attack against him +1.

Wounds: Chuck Norris recovers 2 wounds for every one inflicted on him. In addition any creature stupid enough to wound Chuck Norris must spend the next turn begging for its life.

Attacks: One roundhouse kick for every model in CC with Chuck; if you don't believe me then watch an episode of Walker Texas Ranger.

Terrain Pfft: No terrain is impassible or difficult for Chuck Norris, when presented with a wall or mountain Chuck Norris walks through it and that terrain feature is then removed from play.

Jump-Kick: Chuck Norris may deep strike into any enemy squad at any point in the game, this counts as a charge. Chuck Norris may do this even if he is already in play.

Push-ups: Because he carries no gun Chuck Norris does push-ups during the shooting phase, any creature in the universe within 18" immediatly falls back in terror at such a display of strength and speed. Chuck does this even if he is in CC.

Star of the Show: If you play Chuck Norris then you may field no other units in that game. You may deploy tanks but only as objects that Chuck Norris throws at his opponents.

ComputerGeek01 wrote:I can't believe I'm the first guy to do this what a great first post oppertunity.

Chuck Norris (You knew somebody was going to):

WS:10 BS:- S:10 T:* W:* I:9 A:* Ld:10 Sv:2+ Pts:*

Weapons: Chuck has been rumored to carry Nunchuks but there have been no survivors to verify this. Chuck Norris guns are his left and right arms

Speciat Rules:

Toughness: Chuck Norris is as tough as nails tougher in fact, it's in his contract. Chuck Norris's toughness is equal to twice the strength of the attack against him +1.

Wounds: Chuck Norris recovers 2 wounds for every one inflicted on him. In addition any creature stupid enough to wound Chuck Norris must spend the next turn begging for its life.

Attacks: One roundhouse kick for every model in CC with Chuck; if you don't believe me then watch an episode of Walker Texas Ranger.

Terrain Pfft: No terrain is impassible or difficult for Chuck Norris, when presented with a wall or mountain Chuck Norris walks through it and that terrain feature is then removed from play.

Jump-Kick: Chuck Norris may deep strike into any enemy squad at any point in the game, this counts as a charge. Chuck Norris may do this even if he is already in play.

Push-ups: Because he carries no gun Chuck Norris does push-ups during the shooting phase, any creature in the universe within 18" immediatly falls back in terror at such a display of strength and speed. Chuck does this even if he is in CC.

Star of the Show: If you play Chuck Norris then you may field no other units in that game. You may deploy tanks but only as objects that Chuck Norris throws at his opponents.

To quote Cheese Elemental:

You're doing it wrong.

Chuck Norris:
Throw a live hand grenade at your opponent.

I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris jokes got old in 2006-07.

Hmm maybe MacGuyver jokes then?


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MacGuyver

WS 6 BS 3 S 3(6) T 4 W 4 I 3 A 3 Ld 10 Sv4+

Wargear
Anything he can find laying on the battlefield

Special rules
Master craftsman
Capable of taking anything and creating whatever he wants. This is shown by his modified strength.
Master eluder
He has hit and run rules due to him being able to find ways out of impossible situations
Uber Mullet
His mullet is so awesome opponents are awestruck by it and strike at I 1 while in CC with him.

Cost 135 pts.

Hawkeye- 15 points

WS3 BS3 S3 T3 W1 I3 A2 Ld8 Sv5+
(Former Sergeant in the Marines)

Wargear: Flak armor, lasgun, laspistol, close combat weapon, frag grenades

Special Rule:
You're back already?: Despite numerous injuries, Hawkeye's body heals very fast. If Hawkeye is removed as a casualty roll at the start of each of your turn. On a 5+ place Hawkeye within 6" of a Junior Officer as he reports back from medical. Hawkeye may move as normal on the turn he comes back. (May only come back once per battle.)

starbomber109 wrote:

RustyKnight wrote:Why is everyone assuming that they shoot as well as a Spehss Muhren?

I'm kinda wondering that myself, or why so many can fight as well as a space marine.

Way I see it, BS/WS 3 reflects military or martial arts training and the like, BS/WS 2 is untrained or unpracticed, WS/BS of a 4 means that the fighter is either really skilled or very experienced in a fight, or perhaps they just have a lot of talent. BS/WS 5+ is generally reserved for especially talented individuals, like Space Marine Captains or very old beings, and perhaps supernatural beings as well.

Probably because this thread is supposed to be about having fun with it Id imagine. Im pretty sure no one in here REALLY thinks they are as badass as their character profile says..... OR the holiest of holies (A Space Marine)
Always gotta be people to come around and piss on your shoes

Gwar!

WS BS S T W I A Ld Sv

Roolz Masta: Gwar! is so amazing and awesome that he can have whatever profile he wants.

Wargear: Lazor Beamz (Count as a Twin Linked Layscannon).

Points: Variable, calculated by the following formula, keeping any fractional points (because he is amazing!)
The value for "Sv" is only the numerical portion. A Save of "-" counts as 0, which causes the Universe to Assplode. Each Characteristic can, of course, only be a value between 0 and 10.
((WS+BS)*(S+T)*(W+I+A)+LD)/Sv)

Cheese Elemental
WS: 2(10)
BS: 2(10)
S: 3(6)
T: 3
W: 3
I: 3
A: 1(5)
Ld: 7
Sv: -

Wargear: Xbox 360 controller, laptop computer, stack of DVDs, Face of the Troll King.

Note: When using the Xbox 360 controller, Cheese gains S6, WS10 and A5, to represent his skill at whacking opponents with them in his nerd-frenzy. When shooting with his stack of DVDs (S6 AP1 assault 5), Cheese gains BS10 to represent his deadly shelf-loading skill.

Face of the Troll King: This horrific, grinning mask is the callsign of the greatest troll to ever have walked the earth. The mere sight of it is enough to induce nerdrage in even the most stoic of Internet Tough Guys. All enemy units with line of sight to Cheese suffer from the 'Rage' Universal Special Rule.

Laptop computer: This allows Cheese to go on any forum he wishes and begin an online flamewar. These forums tend to be those frequented by his opponents, and therefore your opponent may not deploy any of his troops until turn 2 as they stay behind to try and win the flamewar. Any units who enter the game via Deep Strike or who have a dedicated transport are automatically removed from play when they arrive as the beacon-carrier/pilot is too pissed off to concentrate.

Annoying Bastard: Cheese has caused many a forum-goer to lose their sanity and sometimes they even commit suicide. All enemy units with line of sight to Cheese suffer a -9 penalty to their Leadership and must pass a Leadership test every turn or be removed from play.

Bane
(Ex Army Ranger)

WS 3 BS 4 S 3 T 4 W 2 I 4 A 2 LD 10 Sv 4+

Equipment:
M1A Rifle (S 5, AP 4, Rapid Fire)
40. Pistol (S 4 AP 5, Pistol)
Close Combat Weapon

Special Rules:
Its just a flesh wound: Bane has been wounded so many times in his life pain is simply annoying, he has the Feel No Pain special rule
Dip Game Vicious: Bane is good at dodging stuff that shouldnt normally be dodgable, he has a 5+ invulnerable save
Kleptomaniac: When Bane's opponent rolls for reserves, any units that fail the roll are removed from the game, cause Bane stole them

Please ignore, trolling to let off steam about a pet peave

May I just say real quick and at the top of my lungs your 5.56 mm pea shoother cannot penetrate level 3 body armor! It does not have the same strength as a .50 SAW! Your .40\.50 cal sidearm cannot penetrate level 2 body armor and it has no where near the stopping power you would like to beleive. The day that an Uzi can be used as a matchgrade marksmenship weapon is the day that I will eat a box of ammunition. Muzzle loaders are heavy weapons not assault since you need to reload after every shot and anything using a .22 rimfire cartridge need not apply on any battlefield.