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Hells Guardian
WS 2 / BS 3 / S 2 / T 3 / W 1 / I 4 / A 2 / LD 8 / Sv 4+

Special Rule's

Waffler of the Ages
When confronted with the need to give information about a task that should have been done or something he should know about, Waffler of the Ages confuses the target with a string of irrelevant information that is both valid but useless in regards to the original question. The target becomes baffled and confused and if a leadership test is failed they miss a player turn.

Hand of Irritation
When frustrated and unable to swear due to people around, the Hand of Irritation begins to shake and swipe at objects giving the impression of madness. If HOI is done comically then targets around are amused by the antics and confers a 5+ inv save against all other insults and jibes for the next turn.

Statue of Annoyance
Player can stand motionless and listen into other peoples conversations without contributing into the discussion. Player avoids assignments for two player turns while managers believe player is invloved in another task.

Immune System of Iron
Player refuses to have days off sick regardless of ill health as he likes to share (exceptions are for Migrane which will KO player for 5 turns)

Ivan
WS3000 BS4000 S30000 T3 W10000 I3000 A100000 Ld8000 Sv50000+
1000000 points
Special Rules:
/tg/ level of Rage kilsl anything on table

Forgive me for my post.

orky looter
ws*bs*s*t*w*I*a*ld*sv
1**1**2*4*1*2*1*4*6+
special rules
FLAB provides orky looter with a 6+ save

ps above poster you never make a save

Lol'd @ that aswell, orkylooter

ALL OF YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!! its you or someone else you cant use x box controllers as weps you gotta be realistic like me

Lewismio WS 2 BS 2 T 3 W 1 I 4 A 0 LD 5 Sv *
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!
WHAT THE HELL?!?!
OH MY GOD HUMANS!!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!



WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!? Lewismio has never been mysteriously teleported to a battle field before and as such will wet his pants when ever a unit shoots, assaults or is assaulted within 12 inches of him.

WHAT THE HELL?!?!? if any unit is destroyed by anything within 12 inches of Lewismio he will run 12 inches towards the nearest piece of cover in a mad panic sobbing like a 5 year old girl with her period "mommy whats happening to me?"

OH MY GOD HUMANS! if Lewismio plays any game with imperial guard he will run as fast as he can towards them regardless of whether they are the enemie screaming and yelling that he is human untill he is misstaken for a girly man and shot.


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!? If Lewismio is playing with or against any force that isnt imperial guard he will scream for his mother and pray to any god that will listen to stop the madness, then he will pinch himself so hard he will bleed in an attempt to escape from the horrible dream he thinks he is in.

Lewismio costs 2 points

Ill take 10 of those. Maybe 20, those would make GREAT meat shields lol

One eyed Maveith - Independent Character

70pts Ws 3 Bs 2 S 3 T 3 W 2 I 3 A 2 LD 7 Sv 6+

Weopon Choices - may only choose one+10pts Sniper
+7pts Plasma Gun
+5pts Dual pistol (gives bonus attack both in close combat and shooting phase)
+7pts Bolt pistol and Blast hammer
+15pts Plasma Pistol and Poisoned dagger

Armor choices - may only choose one
+20pts Super heavy armour
+15pts camoflauged armour
+25pts energy shield (may also take this along with another armour choice)
+20pts Numb armour
+25pts Medics Armour

Special Rules

Extended assault range - 8inch assault range, does not effect any other models assault range.

Independant character

Procrastinater - Arrives on the battlefield on the second turn via deep strike, must deep strike within 3" from the most forward allied model and must assault if able.

Hidden Anger - The combined adrenaline rush from combat and the hidden anger he has kept built up from his past maveith takes every chance to hit hard. If in assault range Maveith must assault the closest unit regardless of weapon type he has (if not assault type does not gain initiative bonus) he gains 3 additional attacks on the charge and an initiative bonus of 4. If he is currently in a squad the squad does not assault, only Maveith goes.

Right Flank!!... Due to having a fake right eye, any and all enemies on the right of this character attacking him (any phase), they get a plus one to all things in their profile against him and only him, this only applies when you can target him from anyone else

Tykwondo - When Maveith is in close combat his 6+ save becomes a 4+ invulnerable save unless the attacker is on the right side of the model

Snip!! - from countless hours of sniping in video games when given the sniper weapon BS increases to 6 and Maveith can move in the movement phase but the Bs is reduced to 4.

Modified items

Poisoned Dagger - wounds on 2+
Blast hammer - initiative 2 place small blast template ontop of Maveith anything on the front half of the template are immediatly hit (includes allies) strength is 6

Super heavy armour - gives a 2+ armour save, removes tykwondo special rule, and makes him (and the unit he is in) slow and purposefull. (still assaults the full 8 inches but not initiative bonus.
Camoflauge armour - increases save to 5+ and gives a 4+ cover save
Energy Shield - 5+ invulnerable save
Numb Armour - 5+ armour save and 4+ feel no pain
Medics Armour - 5+ armour save and if maveith is killed, one full turn after maveith is brought down, a 4+ brings maveith back to life with one wound

I think this is alright?

Sexiest_hero

190pts Ws 5 Bs 5 S 4 T 3 W 3 I 5(6) A 3 LD 10 Sv 3+/6++

Sexiest_hero has the mark of slannesh.


Sexiest_hero is armed with A power mace, love, krack and frag grenades

No Pants Dance-You can opt to have sexiest_hero go without pants, If you do he has the blissgiver daemonwepon, added to his attacks , fleet andhit and run, but loses his armour save and treats difficult terrain as dangerous and dangerous as inpassible.

Lust-pistol. R 12" Str d6 AP- rapid fire pinning

"Your coming home with me tonight!"
Sexiest_hero do defeated loyal marine

Thunder555

Points: 3
WS:3 BS:3 S:3 T:3 W:2 I:3 Ld:6 Sv:-
Wargear: Lasgun

Speacial Rules
Independent Character

Rulebook!: Thunder always carries the rulebook with him. Cheaters will autolose the game against player controlling Thunder

Better you than me: When Thunder is attached to a unit and suffers an unsaved wound, with roll 2+ he manages to hide behind someone else in the unit he's attached to. Add the wound to another model in the unit. No further saves are allowed (including feel no pain rolls)

You should do it like this.. :When attacking(shooting or assault) Thunder or the unit he's attached with, attacking unit must roll a leadership test. If it fails, enemy unit listens Thunders suggestions and must try to attack against another target instead. If that is not possible, then the attacking unit does nothing else during that turn.

I should work out more: Thunder hasn't been working out as much as he should. All his movements count as being in difficult terrain.

So.. Who wants to pick me in their army?

Vladsimpaler (5 points)

WS:3 BS3 S:3 T:3 W:2 I:3 A:1 LD:2 SV:--

Weapons/Wargear: iPod

Special Rules:
Independent Character, Stealth

iPod: Grants Oblivious
Oblivious: Vlad is pretty much oblivious to everything as he is always listening to music and even when he isn't he's pretty oblivious. As such he has Feels no Pain.
I really don't want to die: Instead of falling back from a failed LD test, may choose to be pinned and go to ground