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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

I just got back from watching 2012. Yes, it's a shallow summer blockbuster filled with fantasy physics and grotesque misinterpretations of established science, but it's a hell of a movie. Now, somebody will have to come up with another way to keep all those CGI people employed, because the age of the big-budget disaster movie is over.

Spoiler:
You just can't beat a fifty mile wide triple-decker mushroom cloud for entertainment value!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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warpcrafter wrote:
Spoiler:
You just can't beat a fifty mile wide triple-decker mushroom cloud for entertainment value!
Spoiler:
Two Fifty one mile wide quadruple-decker mushroom Clouds

That'll be $49.95 + Tax please

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Skillful Swordsman




Hengelo, The Netherlands

Spoiler:
Isn't "two fifty" a HUNDRED? :p

Herohammer was invented by players on a budget 
   
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San Francisco Bay Area, CA

Gwar! wrote:
warpcrafter wrote:
Spoiler:
You just can't beat a fifty mile wide triple-decker mushroom cloud for entertainment value!
Spoiler:
Two Fifty one mile wide quadruple-decker mushroom Clouds

Spoiler:
Hurr durr hurr!!! I LOL'ed!!! Seriously though, a Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb (MOAB) (also known as the Mother Of All Bombs) that carpet drops cluster bombs made of 5 megaton nukes, capable of a 100 mile wide quintuple-decker mushroom cloud, of course!



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Herohammernostalgia wrote:
Spoiler:
Isn't "two fifty" a HUNDRED? :p

Spoiler:
2 quarters = 50 cents, but you still have two twenty-five cent pieces... Gwar!'s example can also be interpreted as 250. Numbers are fun. Happy Friday the 13th!!!

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Minnesota

Spoiler:
Look at me spoiler tag!

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Spoiler:
In Soviet Russia, Spoiler hides you!

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Buzzard's Knob

Spoiler:
Two minute boxing scene at a casino and the actually had Michael Buffer do the ring announcement. That's quality!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Minnesota

Spoiler:
Bruce Willis turns out to be a ghost; he was dead the whole movie!

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Spoiler:
Rosebud is the Sled!

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Spoiler:
Luke and Leia are brother and sister,and Darth Vader is their daddy

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Spoiler:
Soylent Green is people!

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Minnesota

Spoiler:
Oedipus is married to his mom!

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Spoiler:
Normans mother is dead,and he's actually a schitzophrenic transvestite


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Biloxi, MS USA

Spoiler:
Slurm comes from a slug's behind.

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Spoiler:
I secretly removed Gwar from the ignore list and I haven't regretted it yet!


GG
   
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generalgrog wrote:
Spoiler:
I secretly removed Gwar from the ignore list and I haven't regretted it yet!
Spoiler:
Gwar reminds you that "yet" is the key word here.


Spoiler:
Oh, and he is dead when he enters Silent Hill

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Minnesota

Spoiler:
Someone has filled Samuel L Jackson's plane with poisonous snakes.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Spoiler:
Marcellus Wallace does indeed look like a bitch, What ain't a country and Marvin gets shot in the face

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Biloxi, MS USA

Gwar! wrote:
Spoiler:
Oh, and he is dead when he enters Silent Hill


Spoiler:
Actually, the Good+ ending where he lives and raises her is the canon ending. He's alive at the beginning of SH3.

You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie
The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was 
   
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Platuan4th wrote:
Gwar! wrote:
Spoiler:
Oh, and he is dead when he enters Silent Hill
Spoiler:
Actually, the Good+ ending where he lives and raises her is the canon ending. He's alive at the beginning of SH3.
Spoiler:
I was talking about the awful Silent Hill movie. And... umm... Tyler Durden and the Nameless Narrator are the same person!

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Minnesota

Spoiler:
The 300 Spartans lose, but then everyone comes and helps fight Persia.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Spoiler:
Luke blows up the Death Star

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Minnesota

Spoiler:
Snape kills Dumbledorf.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







Spoiler:
Frodo destroys The One Ring in the Fires of Mount Doom


So, on a scale of 1-10, how derailed has this thread gotten compared to others on Dakka?

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Minnesota

Spoiler:
Meet The Spartans is a bad movie.



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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Buzzard's Knob

generalgrog wrote:
Spoiler:
I secretly removed Gwar from the ignore list and I haven't regretted it yet!


GG


You will... YOU WILL!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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warpcrafter wrote:
generalgrog wrote:
Spoiler:
I secretly removed Gwar from the ignore list and I haven't regretted it yet!


GG


You will... YOU WILL!!!


Spoiler:
warpcrafter is still on it.


GG
   
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Biloxi, MS USA

generalgrog wrote:
warpcrafter wrote:
generalgrog wrote:
Spoiler:
I secretly removed Gwar from the ignore list and I haven't regretted it yet!


GG


You will... YOU WILL!!!


Spoiler:
warpcrafter is still on it.


GG


Spoiler:
Oh Snap!

You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie
The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was 
   
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos





Pennsylvania

Spoiler:
Billy Dee Williams blows up the Second Death Star.

Renegade Guardsmen 
   
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Forever alone

Spoiler:
ITT: Spoilers

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
 
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