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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 11:58:11
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 12:02:50
Subject: Re:First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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But let's cut to the chase: A fully believable, flesh-and-blood (albeit not human flesh and blood) romance is the beating heart of "Avatar." Cameron has never made a movie just to show off visual pyrotechnics: Every bit of technology in "Avatar" serves the greater purpose of a deeply felt love story.
Titanic in space?
Let me review this really quick...
A fully believable, flesh-and-blood (albeit not human flesh and blood) romance is the beating heart of "Avatar."
Ugh...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 12:07:43
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Fully-charged Electropriest
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Very much looking forward to this
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 12:08:36
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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It helps assuage some concerns but it still basically read as Disney's Pocahontas but with FX that have to be seen to be believed. A very hyperbole driven review.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 12:14:49
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Romance?
Nooooooooooooo!
We need more guns and explosions, not smooching.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 12:40:21
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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XENOPHILES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 12:42:55
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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That's extra heretical.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 12:55:31
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Gitzbitah wrote:That's extra heretical.
We are getting a reading on the meter.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 12:56:08
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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The Heresy Meter! It's off the scale!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 14:52:07
Subject: Re:First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 15:04:03
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Wing Commander
The home of the Alamo, TX
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So far its got a 92% rating at RT and a 100% on their top critics list although there's only a handful or so reviews.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/avatar/?name_order=asc
Can't wait; having a James Cameron scifi blockbuster in the Holiday Season is a great Xmas present in itself.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 18:18:39
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Fixture of Dakka
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I can't wait to see it.
G
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 18:41:42
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
Phoenix, AZ
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Rule 34 is going to have a field day!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 20:37:51
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Executing Exarch
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How did Commissar Fuklaw make his way into the OT? And not even by EF's bidding?
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DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 20:41:28
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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The Commissar makes his way in anywhere he damn well pleases.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/11 21:06:44
Subject: Re:First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I usually stay away from the whole IMAX 3-D thing, because it gives me a headache, but I just might have to make an exception for this one.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/12 17:40:38
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Longtime Dakkanaut
NoVA
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It has actually gotten GREAT reviews. Even by despondent limey bastards who usually hate anything not starring Keira Knightley.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 03:24:22
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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I can´t remember where but I saw a review of the mocie calling it Dances with Smurfs. So unless the HQ orders me to go with her I´ll be skipping it.
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 03:37:34
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Altered_Soul wrote:Rule 34 is going to have a field day!
Lol, not even Fuklaw can stop this heresy...
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 03:45:03
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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Yay! Xenos-human por... um, weak-point chart. Uh, yeah. *whistles as he goes to the small closet no one knows about*
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 03:59:19
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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The story takes place in 2154, three decades after a multinational corporation has established a mining colony on Pandora, a planet light years from Earth.
(...)
It seems -- although the scientists led by Sigourney Weaver's top doc have barely scratched the surface -- a flow of energy ripples through the roots of trees and the spores of the plants, which the Na'vi know how to tap into.
The center of life is a holy tree where tribal memories and the wisdom of their ancestors is theirs for the asking. This is what the humans want to strip mine.
Jake manages to get taken in by one tribe where a powerful, Amazonian named Neytiri (Zoe Saldana) takes him under her wing to teach him how to live in the forest, speak the language and honor the traditions of nature.
I am so not seeing this movie.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 04:42:36
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Wing Commander
The home of the Alamo, TX
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Roger Ebert compared Avatar to watching Star Wars back in 1977; now my expectations are pretty high. Definitely buying IMAX tickets for the family ASAP before it gets sold out until February.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 05:55:17
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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[DCM]
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The wife and I are watching it this week.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 08:49:48
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Killer Klaivex
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Orkeosaurus wrote:The story takes place in 2154, three decades after a multinational corporation has established a mining colony on Pandora, a planet light years from Earth.
(...)
It seems -- although the scientists led by Sigourney Weaver's top doc have barely scratched the surface -- a flow of energy ripples through the roots of trees and the spores of the plants, which the Na'vi know how to tap into.
The center of life is a holy tree where tribal memories and the wisdom of their ancestors is theirs for the asking. This is what the humans want to strip mine.
Jake manages to get taken in by one tribe where a powerful, Amazonian named Neytiri (Zoe Saldana) takes him under her wing to teach him how to live in the forest, speak the language and honor the traditions of nature.
I am so not seeing this movie.
Damn straight.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 10:13:27
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Im a limey bastard and i have to say, i think i would rather run Keira Knightley over than watch a film with her in.
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 10:57:55
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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James Cameron: What I'd like to do is remake Disney's Pochahanta's, only this time in space with more explosions and increase the New Age philosophy. It's been awhile since I've seen a major release that re-inforces the 'noble savage' stereotype or used an Indian Princess.
Studios: Sounds good, how much?
JC: 400 million.
Studios: Make it an even 500 million.
JC: Sweet. Your general audience will be so wowed by the pretty colors they won't realize that the story is so so or been done soooooooooooooooooooooo many times before. Probably won't even notice that it will be an environmental movie that leaves a carbon footprint the size of Manhattan.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 11:46:38
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Wing Commander
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Too much Titanic and The Abyss, not enough Aliens and The Terminator.
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Abadabadoobaddon wrote:Phoenix wrote:Well I don't think the battle company would do much to bolster the ranks of my eldar army  so no.
Nonsense. The Battle Company box is perfect for filling out your ranks of aspect warriors with a large contingent from the Screaming Baldies shrine.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 14:28:56
Subject: First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Longtime Dakkanaut
NoVA
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You do realize that Titanic made more money than all of your favorite movies put together, right?
And this is a ripoff of Dances With Wolves far more than Pocahontas?
LMAO at any professed sci-fi or pulp fan not seeing Avatar in theaters because it features a love story.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 14:48:33
Subject: Re:First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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This is like the fourth thread on this flick... I mean really?
I will see it on DVD... yeah... being rather patient, I forsee dozens, if not hundreds of fantastic CGI movies (in the actual upcoming blossoming of that style) over the next decade, so this flick looks like an ant on stilts to me.
3-d. Movies. Online. That is all...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/13 17:13:40
Subject: Re:First reviews for Avatar-Good
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Dakka Veteran
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Even with the reviews I might just wait to see it on DVD or blue ray. I must admit I am getting tired of movies that basically say, nature is great and technology is bad. Which from the the shots I have seen, seems a message of the movie.
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"Hi, I'am Cthulu. I tried to call, but I kept getting your stupid answering machine."
Love's Eldritch Ichor
Blood is best stirred before battle, and nothing does that better than the bagpipes.
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