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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/24 21:04:48
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 02:24:23
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Just shows you our supposed control over animals is an illusion.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 02:51:06
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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A fair warning to the rest of us, I for one will observe my neighbors' Basset Hound with a combination of fear and suspicion from now on.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 02:53:06
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Harpoons for all!
Or if that fails...
Only way to be sure...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 08:01:39
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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It turns out the Japanese were right all along.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 08:43:40
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Auspicious Skink Shaman
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
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Those japanese, they tried to warn us! WE DIDN"T LISTEN!!!! WE DIDN"T LISTEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!
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DS:80S++G++MB+I+Pwhfb05+D+A++/areWD-R+++T(D)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 09:04:27
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Lurking Gaunt
San Fernando Valley, Ca
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This is like the 3rd time or so this whale has attacked a trainer. you think sea world would do something about that by now?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 09:05:44
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Whales 1
Humans 0
Conclusion : Don`t keep animals with killer in their name as captives.
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
Order of the bloodied sword |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 09:28:33
Subject: Re:Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Gloucester
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I find it very hard to feel sorry for someone who gets killed at work when their vocation is playing with, what is essentialy, a giant fish.
Still, if the beasty gets put down who fancies a Tandori whale bhuna? It would be a shame to see it go to waste.
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Arte et Marte
5000pts
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Ogres: 2000pts
Empire: 6000pts |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 10:51:50
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Plastictrees
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Oh noes, the killerwhale killed someone? Who wouldve thought that might happen.
Killerwhales 2
Humans 0
That exact same orca is being blamed for another murder in 1991
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 11:56:50
Subject: Re:Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hello, I kill great white sharks as a pastime, simply to eat their livers with some alfalfa beans and a nice chianti. I am also highly intelligent. I usually eat mammals though, you know, ones about the same size or bigger than you...
Wanna swim with me and get me to play fetch for you?!?
These animals can just get a wee bit cranky or just play a bit too enthusiastic and the result is death. 26 people die in the US due to dog bites each year. If you keep a 26 ft, 6 ton dog in a cage measuring about 8 times it's length, then it's going to become agitated.
People should really stop using the apex predator of the oceans as a circus clown.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 12:49:17
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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It's a bit astonishing that Hercule Poirot could miss the clues in these murders.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 14:48:36
Subject: Re:Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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Evidently the whale in question was 'involved' with four other deaths. Oops.
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PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 15:37:42
Subject: Re:Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Killer whale kills trainer in America. A spokesman at Sea World said, "It's a tragedy, but I don't think he did it on porpoise."
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 15:49:37
Subject: Re:Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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reds8n wrote:Killer whale kills trainer in America. A spokesman at Sea World said, "It's a tragedy, but I don't think he did it on porpoise."
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 15:50:49
Subject: Re:Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Member of the Malleus
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He was always so good natured. We gave him fish and kept him in a tiny pool. We can't figure out why he got upset that he couldn't go hunt things and ate another trainer. It must be a phase. He should grow out of it shortly.
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The greater good needs some moo. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 16:17:19
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Fireknife Shas'el
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I put my best men on the case, we will get to the bottom of this killer Orca mystery in no time:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 16:26:24
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Flachzange wrote:Oh noes, the killerwhale killed someone? Who wouldve thought that might happen.
Killerwhales 2
Humans 0
That exact same orca is being blamed for another murder in 1991 
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"Blamed for another death".
Whales can't commit murder.
And I do find it interesting how this happened, despite all this "Hurrr he's a KILLER WHALE GUYZ!" talk. Orcas are pretty domesticated as it is, and there was an interesting case a year or two back where a pod of Orcas were shadowing a boat and ganked a Great White that was getting too close to it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 16:42:19
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Because maybe, you know, they were hungry? Or felt the shark threatened their young? Or wanted to play a match of waterball with the sharks head?
And what do you mean by saying whales can't commit murder? Just look into those big, soulful eyes and tell me you can't see the psycho inside.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 16:53:57
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker
I don't even KNOW anymore.
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"Free Willy, hell - FEED Willy!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 16:58:01
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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His Master's Voice wrote:Because maybe, you know, they were hungry? Or felt the shark threatened their young? Or wanted to play a match of waterball with the sharks head?
And what do you mean by saying whales can't commit murder? Just look into those big, soulful eyes and tell me you can't see the psycho inside.
See, that's what the whale researchers who saw the attack originally thought.
But they'd just seen those specific Orcas feeding off seals earlier, and the fact that after ripping the Great White apart--they just left everything for the seagulls.
And the youngest Orca in that specific pod was still larger than the Great White.
It's just an interesting incident, because Orcas and Great Whites stay away from each other for the most part.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 17:11:19
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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No. it's since been shown that orcas specifically hunt great whites.
The reason they leave so much is that they just kill them for their livers.
http://www.tvthrong.co.uk/nature-shock/nature-shock-series-premiere-whale-ate-great-white
It's also been shown that when a great white dies, it releases chemicals into the water that cause all the other great whites to flee the area for hundreds of miles. So when the orcas show up, the great whites flee in terror.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 17:17:38
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:No. it's since been shown that orcas specifically hunt great whites.
The reason they leave so much is that they just kill them for their livers.
http://www.tvthrong.co.uk/nature-shock/nature-shock-series-premiere-whale-ate-great-white
It's also been shown that when a great white dies, it releases chemicals into the water that cause all the other great whites to flee the area for hundreds of miles. So when the orcas show up, the great whites flee in terror.
Weird, because that's completely contrary to what National Geographic was saying.
Interesting though.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 17:21:59
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's all very recent research. I imagine usually the great white and orca do avoid each other, principally because great whites are moving off as soon as they become aware of orcas nearby.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 17:31:00
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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That explains it then, the show that I'd seen was dated in 2008.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 17:58:07
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Killer Klaivex
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That one orca has now killed three people. You'd think they'd have got rid of it by now.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 18:13:25
Subject: Re:Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Member of the Malleus
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They should release it into the wild so it can feed on some swimmers instead of their trainers. Much more cost effective. That or we could let the PETA people swim with it. It would be freakin hilarious if one of them got eaten.
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The greater good needs some moo. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 18:15:26
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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If we move now, we can probably sell it to the Japanese for a pretty good profit!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 19:14:47
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Sigh...my condolonces to her family and all that, but seriously-these things are carnivores. They kill and eat things. Putting it in a tank and making it swim around and jump at your command is not going to end well for anyone. What really got me was when one of the eyewitnesses said "It was like they didn't want to perform thier act today.". Oh please, Like it really wants to dance for thier entertainment.
As for why it did it, I find the bit where it mentioned her ponytail wafting in front of it a big, obvious clue. My theory is that the Whale was perhaps tired or delirious and felt threatened, causing it too (quite rightly) defend itself against what it saw as a threat.
chaplaingrabthar wrote:I put my best men on the case, we will get to the bottom of this killer Orca mystery in no time:

Ah, the boys  .
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/25 23:23:11
Subject: Dinner with Shamu the Killer Whale
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
SE Michigan
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I read through the google news article, and the trainers never get in the water with that specific whale since he is territorial and is not used to people in his tank . . . and they are KEEPING the whale, he makes sea world too much money to be shot or released(he's sea world's orca stud)
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