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Ok, so if we were making a film of the Horus Heresy which celebrities would be playing who?
My Bids.
Directors - Michael Bay, Trey Parker & Matt stone, James Cameron (for the battle scenes) (John Carpenter for the bloody bits)
The Emperor = Stephen Hawking
Horus = Chuck Norris
Rogal Dorn = The Rock
Sanguinus = MATT DAMON MATT DAMON MATT DAMON
Malacador = Captain Picard aka Patrick Stewart
Your bids on a post please.
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mwnciboo wrote: Sanguinus = MATT DAMON MATT DAMON MATT DAMON
HUH?! Sanguinius is supposed to be humanity perfected with wings, not some dork who's famous cause his friends kept putting him in movies so people thought he could act.
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MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
Sid James as Horus.
Kenneth Williams as the Emperor.
Nah, just doesn't do it for me.
Okay my more considered list
Emperor = Mr T or Sean Connery (if the T is unavailable)
Rogal Dorn = The Rock
Fulgrim = Orlando Bloom / Jonny Depp (some other foppish waif)
Vulkan = Wesley Snipes
Russ = Chuck Norris
Roboute = Liam Niesson
Lion'el = David Hasselhoff
Corax = Daniel Craig
Horus = Jason Stratham
Alpha & Omega = Jay & silent Bob (represent bitches)
Mortarion = Who cares crap character anyway.
Sanguinus - i have no idea what Blond Haired, blue eyed, Aryan superstar would play this character?
Brian Blessed must be in this list somewhere surely?
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Collecting Forge World 30k????? If you prefix any Thread Subject line on 30k or Pre-heresy or Horus Heresy with [30K] we can convince LEGO and the Admin team to create a 30K mini board if we can show there is enough interest!
mwnciboo wrote:Sid James as Horus.
Kenneth Williams as the Emperor.
Nah, just doesn't do it for me.
Okay my more considered list
Emperor = Mr T or Sean Connery (if the T is unavailable)
Rogal Dorn = The Rock
Fulgrim = Orlando Bloom / Jonny Depp (some other foppish waif)
Vulkan = Wesley Snipes
Russ = Chuck Norris
Roboute = Liam Niesson
Lion'el = David Hasselhoff
Corax = Daniel Craig
Horus = Jason Stratham
Alpha & Omega = Jay & silent Bob (represent bitches)
Mortarion = Who cares crap character anyway.
Sanguinus - i have no idea what Blond Haired, blue eyed, Aryan superstar would play this character?
Brian Blessed must be in this list somewhere surely?
He should be Russ. He'd be perfect. Sorry but The Norris should not be in this film. Its about mere mortals after all, so beneath The Norris.
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Emperor = Michael Caine
Horus: Javier Bardem!
Ragnar: Chuck Norris
Commissar Yarrick: Christopher Walken
Ghazgull Thrakka: Michael Clarke Duncan
Kirsten Dunst: EVERY TYRANID
CREEEEED: Bruce Willis
Automatically Appended Next Post: I know some of these people are not in the Heresy...but...feth it.
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IG_urban wrote:way to not type it like a joke. there is a movie called kick ass, so that is appropiate.
and as far saying gak, people swear on here so much I just expected the language filter to check it like usual.
and, your not a mod, so don't try to be one.
You missed the humor of the thread by a mile. That's not the OP's fault.
Folks that swear on here get the beats from Mods and users. Besides, you should behave yourself around the big kids.
And the whole "U R not my mum so stfu!" line... The last person I heard use that was 12 years old. Listen to advice given to you instead of plugging your ears like a toddler and going "Lalalalalala!"
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metallifan wrote:You missed the humor of the thread by a mile. That's not the OP's fault.
Folks that swear on here get the beats from Mods and users. Besides, your mother called. She asked me to remind you to behave yourself.
thats really cute. I edited my post.
I read it early this morning during Digital Media Production II, tough production level class....sorry if I didn't absorb the suave, subtle humor of the post ...even though my cast choices are mostly comic in nature....Even if it is a funny happy good time parady joke thread, those directors still suck.
Sanguinius...
Matt Damon could actually work if it was done right....like Bourne, not, the Informant....
him, or maybe David Wenham?
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Whoa...Time out guys. Its all just a bit of fun, lets take it down a notch.
Instead of HH i'll go for a WH40K film in general. What about a Monty Python-esque film?
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I swear the Kirsten Dunst comment floored me (Me-oowwww), LOL . Crueller than a Gay Dark Elder fashionista staring in Ugly Betty.
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"I pity the Heretic" could be his catch phrase. However, I could see Bruce Willis as the emperor and as long as burton can be kept away, Johnny Depp as sanguinius to lead the prettiest marines.
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