What would you want to do in the 40k universe.

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**EagleArk**

Title says it all really. Fire away.

1.Paper mache horns on a marines head and call him heretic. For the LOLS

2.Become a ship captin so i can shout "FIRE ALL MISSILES AT THOSE SONS OF $£$%&*£!!!!!!!!"

**keezus**

I think "not die" might be a start.

**blood reaper**

Tell the othere Space marine chapters about blood Ravens being decended from Thosand sons!

**Lexx**

Explore!

**Brother SRM**

I'd probably want to be dead since the entire future is a nightmare. Failing that, I hear Ultramar is pretty nice. It's like space Nebraska.

**Ethancol**

Errrrm. Become an assassin then take out Abaddon, all of Fabuis Biles clones, Daemon angron and then shake the emperors hand even if it does fall off. Cos he's blessed with my ass-kicking skills he comes back to life and leads humanity to victory and kills all orks and tyranids and necrons.

Eldar then go "That Ass-kicking godly man is so hard he exceeds Jesus of legends, we will surrender all our craftworlds so he can cruise about in them."

The tau drop dead because they get bored with exploring my realms and then I turn the warp into a theme park.

Khorne worships me.

**Bash the Bosh**

Be a street urchin in Necromunda prime, then die of spook addiction....

**Toeko**

A Rouge Trader with powerful friends, or a Alpha+ pysker that ins't crazy

**Lexx**

Toeko wrote:A Rouge Trader with powerful friends, or a Alpha+ pysker that ins't crazy

You trade the colour rouge? I think you mean Rogue

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**HellsGuardian316**

Captain of an Imperial Gothic Class Cruiser

Mostly so I can act out...

"Fire the .. Laser(with quotation mocking actions)" in the voice of Dr Evil from Austin Powers

Followed by Frow yelling, which oddly with her outfit fits the role perfectly me thinks.

Yeah, I know, I have strange ambitions *shrugs*

**Jaon**

Well, First id go and slap the Angry Marines grand master in the face and see how far I could run. Then I'd use the warp to travel to the star wars universe

**Widdy**

tell all the techpriests that the machine god is a C'tan

**Evil Lamp 6**

Be an Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus or possibly Ordo Xenos.

**Zed**

Sell guns.

**Luke_Prowler**

Run around the city yelling "Corpse starch is made of people!" for the heck of it. Then if I'm still alive after than, go sight seeing.

**Grambo**

1.Not die
2.steal power armor
3.F up khonre
4.Sneak pass the custodians and press the"do not press button" on the emprahs thrown
5.Kill all xenos scum
6.Have the SoB be my personal "guard"/Bisnatches.

**Toeko**

Lexx wrote:
Toeko wrote:A Rouge Trader with powerful friends, or a Alpha+ pysker that ins't crazy

You trade the colour rouge? I think you mean Rogue .

lol thank you very much sir

**Corvus**

1) convince the Orks that all the best fightan is to be had deep inside the Eye of Terror
2) watch all the Orks WAAAAAAAAGH straight into Abaddon's face
3) commence trollface

**Mr. Burning**

Get the hell outta there!

**MorbidlyObeseMonkey**

1) Steal an Eldar jetbike and go for a joy ride.

2) Find out what people eat in the 41st millenium.

3) Fire a Demolisher Cannon at a rabbit.

4) Ride a jump pack.

5) Teleport.

In that order.

**Malicious Wind**

Worship Chaos, sacrifice billions, take my soul out for a spin

**Vreith**

Join the Old Ones wherever they are and sit around watching all the fools die

**Bash the Bosh**

Buy a hover car from 'Calgar's used Autos', go buy a quarter-squig with cheese from 'Mek-donalds' and then watch 'It came from warp' at the local holo-film showing. Then enjoy a nice glass of Wild-snake at the local tavern 'The Golden Throne'...

**Cadet_Commissar_Ludd**

cower on some backwater world and hope
a)I don't get eaten
b)I don't get found out as a psyker
c)I don't get *cornered* by some Slaaneshi daemons
d)Pretty much that nothing happens... I don't like grimdark.

**Frazzled**

Patent something called "the scientific method" sell to admech = PROFIT!!! Retire to top level of hive city. Practice dropping Imperial equivalent of chcken wings on passers by with bad French accent.

**Borkin**

Sample the liquors of the 41st millenium.

**Xca|iber**

Have a chat with Tzeentch, Nurgle, or Slaanesh.

I don't imagine Khorne is much of a conversationalist.

**hendaron**

-get in a warlord titan and "accidentaly" blow up the half flank of the imperials
-go spit in an carnifex' face and run back to imperial lines ,screaming like a girl
-try to get a chaos lord back in belief ,and start a new space marine chapter
-arrenge an blind-date between an eldar and an orc,and provide chainswords...
-sit back and relax

**Corvus**

Borkin wrote:Sample the liquors of the 41st millenium.

This man has the right idea. +1 internets

**Space_Potato**

Borkin wrote:Sample the womens of the 41st millenium.

Fix'd

S_P