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My Imperial Guard Captain needs a name.

He has a Power fist, Bionic arm, and one eye. but NO I do not want to call him Old one eye.

bill killgore he says "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

commander nearsighted wrote:bill killgore he says "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Lets not and Say we Didn't

Captain Rod Steele.

Imperial Guard Captain by day. Pornstar by night.

You know you wanna.

SaintHazard wrote:Captain Rod Steele.

Imperial Guard Captain by day. Pornstar by night.

You know you wanna.

Wow... Lord Fluffy wont like this.


Lord Commissar Fluffy

The Stainless Steel Rat, Slab Rankor, The Gun-Armed Kid
OR
Give him a cigar and call him Nick

I call everyone in my army either Bob, Steve or Private Parts, but for a more serious name try on of the following:
Mern
Kolea
Dalin
Baskevel
Mkoll
Rawne
Corbec
Steven Alexander the Third or Captain Steve for Short

(yes I've read the Gaunt's Ghosts books)

to give you an idea. My Lord Commissar Earned the name "Lord Fluffy"


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What would match something like that?

Fistimus Maximus

"Stonewall" Zukunft, first name as you want it. Maybe he hasn't one.

CaragaraPDF wrote:to give you an idea. My Lord Commissar Earned the name "Lord Fluffy"


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What would match something like that?

Captain Bunnikins

Captain Shackles

Captain Ironfinger

Captain Queezy

cadbren wrote:Captain Ironfinger

For some reason I Like that.

Hogarth "the Defenestrator" Williams.

CaragaraPDF wrote:

cadbren wrote:Captain Ironfinger

For some reason I Like that.

I was rather thinking about Ironfist, but Ironfinger sounds more...hm...full of meaning?

Captain "Itchy" Armstrong- He earned his name when he was bitten on hiis left arm by a stinging bug of some sort and reflexively slapped/scratched the bite with his right hand.

focusedfire wrote:Captain "Itchy" Armstrong- He earned his name when he was bitten on hiis left arm by a stinging bug of some sort and reflexively slapped/scratched the bite with his right hand.

I would have laughed harder, but i was still sleeping i like.

call him Joske Vermeulen.

just have a look on wikipedia for a list of names of military people - winners of medals, or holders of a particular rank for example. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Knight%27s_Cross_recipients

Chester Fistington the 3rd

Hmph.

I still vote for Rod Steele. I think you shot that one down rather quickly.

Captain Morgan!

I second Captain Steele.

SaintHazard wrote:Hmph.

I still vote for Rod Steele. I think you shot that one down rather quickly.

---Log---
Captain Rod Steele,
OMG I LOST MA CAT!
--End log--

Captain Little Fistious MechanoArm.

Rock Fister

biggus dikus

(badass bassline)
Steele.
Rod Steele.
(french horns, bassline)
(Captain Steele pulls up in front of a house in suburbia and walks up to the front door)
(badass bassline continues, then fades)
(woman in a skimpy nightie steps out)
"My boss said something was wrong with your... plumbing."
"Oh, Captain Steele... it's horrible. My... plumbing... is leaking allllll over the place, just looking at you. I heard you were an expert. Can you take a look... down there? For me?"
"Oh, I think I have just the..."
(Captain Steele slips on his power fist)
"...tools for the job."
(woman in nightie giggles and saunters back into the house. Steele follows)
"Right this way, Cap-"
"FOR THE EMPEROR"
(Captain Steele swings with his power fist, throwing the woman across the room in a bloody mess. Captain Steele remembers he got his jobs mixed up again and high-tails it out of there)
(Fade to black)




If you don't name him Captain Rod Steele, we are no longer speaking.

@Sainthazard-If you continue to push for the OP to name the model Rod Steele, Captain "itchy" Armstrong is going to first tell everyone the secret about the "Lady". About how Steel said that it "looked" like a human female.

Second Captain "Itchy" will then let everyone on cadia know what part Steele had in their having to get those special innoculations that require a period of celebacy afterwards.

Finally, Captain Armstrong is going to rip one of Steeles appendages off and proceed to pummel him with it for attempting to peer pressure a fellow Gaurdsman into a big mistake. Why? Because "Itchy" Armstrong is a humorous but effective hero, while Steele is obviously a Gil Gerrard clone doing a remake of Buck Rodgers in the 25th century.


@QP-There might be an idea for you, look through cheesy old sci-fi & fantasy books, shows and movies for inspiration. Old hero names like Buck Rodgers, Flash Gordon, and "Doc" Savage come to mind.

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Patrick Hollister

The men call him the "Million dollar man"

Captain Rod Steele denies any allegations of Xeno love.

The Inquisition can back the hell off, okay?

...she said she was human! She said she was FEMALE!

What was Captain Steele supposed to do?! NOT lay it down by the fire?! NOT make sweet Xeno love to it?!