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So a few weeks ago my mom had her van stolen out of our driveway her fault she left the keys under the seat but we got it back with every single window and light smashed out including side mirrors but this part is absolutly the funniest thing ive heard in the 18 years of my life this dumb mother f-er left his SOCIAL SECURITY IDENTIFICATION CARD IN THE VAN! I'm still laughing about this! its the best story I will have to tell for the rest of my life because they found this Idiot so rate his Idiocy on a scale of one to ten lol

BloodDrop101X wrote:So a few weeks ago my mom had her van stolen out of our driveway her fault she left the keys under the seat but we got it back with every single window and light smashed out including side mirrors but this part is absolutly the funniest thing ive heard in the 18 years of my life this dumb mother f-er left his SOCIAL SECURITY IDENTIFICATION CARD IN THE VAN! I'm still laughing about this! its the best story I will have to tell for the rest of my life because they found this Idiot so rate his Idiocy on a scale of one to ten lol

10. lol that has to be the stupidest thing i have ever heard.

Well not as stupid as the guy who robbed a house but had to check his facebook page.

Are you sure it's the thief's SSN? Maybe someone is getting framed?

The Green Git wrote:Are you sure it's the thief's SSN? Maybe someone is getting framed?

dudes got a point.

But if was the actual thief's card then that is very dumb.

Well it was his my mom Id-ed the guy. She ran out and saw him as he drove away, they even chased him through our neighborhood at 120 miles an hour my mom and our neighbor did.This guy even stopped and rolled down her van window and they pulled up next to him and she got a really good look at his face. The police caught him a few days after he ditched my moms van because he stole another car.....

9/10

For me it would have been a 10 if he had locked himself in the back and passed out.

Cant wait until his trial I'm sure Ill be thrown out for laughing too much like I did when I was in class my professor kicked me out for the day when my mom sent me the text telling me that he left his social card

I would just go to that trail to see what happened.

That is pretty dumb but not the dumbest. I saw a worlds dumbest police videos once, where a guy robbed a gas station with a beer box on his head to hide his identity. He was looking through a crack in the side of the box. So he steals the money at gun point no less, and as he runs away, smacks face first into the door way and knocks himself out cold

Now THAT is a 10/10 for stupidity. Yours is 8 or 9 Id say. Thats a pretty dumb crook you guys have

His stupidity is somewhat mitigated by the fact you left the keys in the car...

A few years ago, somebody stole the CD player out of my nephew's car, but their phone was found in the middle console. These are examples of how dumb you can be and not quite qualify for a Darwin award.

4

This guy's mistakes were pretty low end. He carried identification with him on a crime, and he didn't double check to be sure he left nothing in the car after he ditched it. Taken together and add in some bad luck and you've got an easy arrest. He's an idiot, but he's not a hall of famer.

SilverMK2 wrote:His stupidity is somewhat mitigated by the fact you left the keys in the car...

The thief gets an 8 for leaving his ID behind.

Your mom gets a 9 for leaving the keys in the car. That's really, really dumb.

Do you also keep a house key under the door mat or on top of the door frame to the front door? No one looks there, either.

Seriously who carries their Social Security card around with them?

Catyrpelius wrote:Seriously who carries their Social Security card around with them?

Illegal immigrants?

Sad to say, but my dad should probably feature on some form of 'Dumbest Criminals' list.

When I was about 1 year of age, he robbed an Off-License (a Liquor Store to our trans-atlantic chums). In addition to the cash he nicked several large bottles of Vodka.

How did they catch him? Well, they found him passed out in an alleyway less than 200ft away from the shop, with an empty bottle of vodka next to his prone body.

Ladies and gentlemen, my father the idiot!

True story - my mum divorced him while he was in prison.

Thought you were going to say that he kept on trying to steal your nose

SilverMK2 wrote:Thought you were going to say that he kept on trying to steal your nose

Oh my mom doesnt listen to me. Ive been telling her not to be lazy like that for years this is whats gonna happen, and look it did nobody listens to me when they should! She used to do the same with her BMW to. Now it doesnt work and at least it never got stolen. Probably because I would always grab the keys when she left them, but yes my mom is to blame completly.

BloodDrop,

Take a little more time with your posts and add a few commas and spaces, please. Your last few posts have had a lot of run-on sentences. You don't have to have perfect punctuation and spelling, but it is hard to read what you've been writing.

I'm glad you got your car back, though.

About as stupid as your mum, leaving the keys in the car. Ever thought about that?

shrike wrote:About as stupid as your mum, leaving the keys in the car. Ever thought about that?

Don't blame the victim, crucify the criminal.

Maybe someone stole someone elses identity card and left that there. Maybe the true thief is actually a master criminal who is merely toying with you. Or maybe this guy is just a 9 or 10 on the idiot scale. My version is more exciting.

BloodDrop101X wrote:So a few weeks ago my mom had her van stolen out of our driveway her fault she left the keys under the seat but we got it back with every single window and light smashed out including side mirrors but this part is absolutly the funniest thing ive heard in the 18 years of my life this dumb mother f-er left his SOCIAL SECURITY IDENTIFICATION CARD IN THE VAN! I'm still laughing about this! its the best story I will have to tell for the rest of my life because they found this Idiot so rate his Idiocy on a scale of one to ten lol

Someone who steals vans might also steal wallets. Adfter the credit cards and cash is taken the rest is dumped, anywhere.

Social ID cards are normally in something or with something.

Yeah, but his mum ID-ed the guy.

Albatross wrote:Yeah, but his mum ID-ed the guy.

She INSTANT DEATH'd him?!?! Damn, that's one hardcore momma!

'Identified'. Smart-arse.

MasterDRD wrote:

Albatross wrote:Yeah, but his mum ID-ed the guy.

She INSTANT DEATH'd him?!?! Damn, that's one hardcore momma!

Albatross wrote:'Identified'. Smart-arse.

Sorry albatross, RAW mate, RAW!


I still say the guy rates high. You cant rate him low because of how he was caught, I mean THAT MAKES HIM MORE MORONIC. He HAS to get a high score. This isnt rate how james bond his theft was, its rate this idiot.

That's nowt.

When I worked for the Opticians, guy came in, booked an appointment, gave his home address, then nicked a load of frames.

Police called, frames found and returned after processing (evidence and that).

And then there was the Bank Robber who robbed the Bank, then opened an account to put the money in.

MasterDRD wrote:

Albatross wrote:Yeah, but his mum ID-ed the guy.

She INSTANT DEATH'd him?!?! Damn, that's one hardcore momma!

sigged!