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Me, the wife and the lad had just finished watching the last episode of Walking Dead, and me at the lad were discussing it. In the middle of this the wife drops a bombshell... she says's "you realise that Zombies aren't real, don't you? That this can never happen?" Dumbfounded I looked the the lad and said, "you see, this is why the events in Walking Dead can happen, people like you're mum dismiss them as impossible." Sheesh!!!

Ignore the zombie apocalypse at your own peril. Be prepared, make plans. If you're unprepared you're just food for the undead.

If you don't expect the unexpected then you're not fully prepared for anything, that's where society will fall

*double checks emergency supplies*

Bollocks to survival. Me and my Cricket Bat are going down swinging.

Mr Mystery wrote:Bollocks to survival. Me and my Cricket Bat are going down swinging.

You will be missed dearly.

Unlikely, but I'll make an unholy mess nonetheless.

Mr Mystery wrote:Unlikely, but I'll make an unholy mess nonetheless.

Remember to go out with a awesome movie quote!

Just nothing from Twilight.

I am surivalist i'll just go into the woods of wisconsin and build a cabin. Game, set match.

Asherian Command wrote:I am surivalist i'll just go into the woods of wisconsin and build a cabin. Game, set match.

Unless you have access to a dehydrated cabin in your survival kit your plan is flawed,building a cabin is definitely not a one man task...nor could it be completed in a timely fashion to provide shelter before the walkers found you.

Lord-Loss wrote:

Mr Mystery wrote:Unlikely, but I'll make an unholy mess nonetheless.

Remember to go out with a awesome movie quote!

Just nothing from Twilight.

Spoon's Last Stand, from Dog Soldiers ought to do the trick.

I'll just bring my shotgun/cannon loaded with bowie knives, and things will be allright. Seriously, if you take a look at some homeless people, you will actually think zombies exist. I went to the Antwerp City to buy some cd's and came across a begar. Man, he looked like a zombie.

What does is say about this place that we have *two* zombie survival threads created on the same day?

This is the internet, what did you expect?

corpsesarefun wrote:This is the internet, what did you expect?

Cats, porn, and...memes.

WarOne wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:This is the internet, what did you expect?

Cats, porn, and...memes.

Cats, porn, zombies and meme's are the lifeblood of the internet.

corpsesarefun wrote:

WarOne wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:This is the internet, what did you expect?

Cats, porn, and...memes.

Cats, porn, zombies and meme's are the lifeblood of the internet.

Don't forget wargaming.

Scrazza wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

WarOne wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:This is the internet, what did you expect?

Cats, porn, and...memes.

Cats, porn, zombies and meme's are the lifeblood of the internet.

Don't forget wargaming.

Wargaming is the internets dorky younger brother who he beats up and steals pocket money off.

Bah wargaming could pummel the internet just give it a bunch of roids and give it 40k background.

Lord-Loss wrote:

Scrazza wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

WarOne wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:This is the internet, what did you expect?

porn, porn, and...porn.

porn, porn, zombieporn and porn's are the lifeblood of the internet.

Don't forget Porn.

Porn is the internets dorky younger brother who he beats and steals **** off.

fixed it for ya.

Spam spam spam spam spam spam

I'm all prepared for the Zombie invasion! *rams sleeping pills down his throat*

corpsesarefun wrote:Spam spam spam spam spam spam

excuse me for my uncontrolable desire to make things naughty and spamish.

*walks away with some rope, looking for a tree.*

Scrazza wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Spam spam spam spam spam spam

excuse me for my uncontrolable desire to make things naughty and spamish.

*walks away with some rope, looking for a tree.*

Well we have porn and chips, porn beans and chips, porn porn sausage and chips...

Howard A Treesong wrote:What does is say about this place that we have *two* zombie survival threads created on the same day?

Thats not a record at all. I remember not too long ago we had 4 at once. It was just crazy. Then again my memory plays tricks on me, so not long ago can easily be 2 years ago

Scrazza wrote:

Lord-Loss wrote:

Scrazza wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

WarOne wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:This is the internet, what did you expect?

porn, porn, and...porn.

porn, porn, zombieporn and porn's are the lifeporn of the internet.

Don't forget Porn.

Porn is the internets dorky younger brother who he beats and steals **** off.

fixed it for ya.

You forgot one thing

Being a poor college student, I can't afford to have my zombie plan ready to go. However, i am in Scotland, so I should be able to escape into the Highlands temporarily.....of course that is less a 'zombie survival plan' more a 'die slowly in the Scottish Highlands instead of dieing quickly in the zombie attack' plan.

...Y'know I think I'll settle for just not becoming a zombie myself.

Hey the highlands arn't that bad, head over to Lewis, my family has a house there, we can chill till the zombies die.

Plus everybody there has guns cause they're all farmers, so we'll be fine

We make threads like this all over the internets and there never is a zombie apocalypse. I'm beginning to think we're all wasting our time.

Unless that's what they want me to think...

Exactly. Plus most zombie plans do well in natural disasters too.

Frazzled wrote:Exactly. Plus most zombie plans do well in natural disasters too.

Shoot everything moving and loot everywhere?

I think the government would have something to say about that