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...on his Birthday

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/a-salute-to-chuck-norris-on-his-birthday/story-e6frfmvr-1226019082574

Chuck Norris was never born. He just is

Am I the only one who is kinda suprised seeing how much christian propoganda there is in that article.

Chuck Norris is incredibly religious. In fact he hates all of the Chuck Norris jokes that compare him to God. So the amount of christian propaganda isn't surprising.

Besides, the man lost his virginity before his dad did, he can have all the christian propaganda in his articles that he wants.

That article is BS. All of those are true.

What difference is there between a Ferrari and a pile of dead bodies?

None, for Chuck Norris has both in his garage.

Chuck Norris is the only human alive with a Wrangler Belt in martial arts you know.

metallifan wrote:What difference is there between a Ferrari and a pile of dead bodies?

None, for Chuck Norris has both in his garage.

Gold!

Keep this thread going guys... I really didnt think it would focus on Christianity, more on the man Himself...

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris asked for a Big Mac at Burger King and he got one.

Chuck Norris is'nt that epic. I don't even think he's cool , he's just some guy who does martial arts.

blood reaper wrote:Chuck Norris is'nt that epic. I don't even think he's cool , he's just some guy who does martial arts.

Chuck Norris has an all-plastic Sisters of Battle army.

Chuck Norris impregnated his mother with himself.

blood reaper wrote:Chuck Norris is'nt that epic. I don't even think he's cool , he's just some guy who does martial arts.

Technically, which martial art does he do?

I thought his moves were limited to a falcon punch and a roundhouse kick...

Chuck Norris has a 3rd edition assasains codex!

AvatarForm wrote:

blood reaper wrote:Chuck Norris is'nt that epic. I don't even think he's cool , he's just some guy who does martial arts.

Technically, which martial art does he do?

I thought his moves were limited to a falcon punch and a roundhouse kick...

He does many

IIRC he actually invented his own martial art from a fusion of the ones he knows.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull.

9 months later, it gave birth.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, it's too bad he never cries

It wasn't actually nuclear bombs that the US dropped on Japan in 1945. It was Chuck Norris after drinking a case of Red Bull.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn't rise with the sun every morning - the sun rises with him.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesnt push himself up, but instead pushes the earth down

God prays to Chuck Norris.

corpsesarefun wrote:

AvatarForm wrote:

blood reaper wrote:Chuck Norris is'nt that epic. I don't even think he's cool , he's just some guy who does martial arts.

Technically, which martial art does he do?

I thought his moves were limited to a falcon punch and a roundhouse kick...

He does many

IIRC he actually invented his own martial art from a fusion of the ones he knows.

Beard-fu!

metallifan wrote:It wasn't actually nuclear bombs that the US dropped on Japan in 1945. It was Chuck Norris after drinking a case of Red Bull.

Red Bull is made by canning Chuck Norris' urine.

thedude wrote:Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Perhaps this is where Ben Counter stole the idea for Inquisitor Ligeia in the Grey Knight Omnibus...

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard he has another fist.

Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

The Tyranids aren't here to devour the galaxy.

The are running from Chuck Norris.


BTW Chuck had one awesome blonde afro back in the day.

Chuck Norris starred in Star Wars... as the force!

vaatbak wrote:Am I the only one who is kinda suprised seeing how much christian propoganda there is in that article.

+1

You are not the only 1.

What? A profile of a guy who makes his faith a huge part of his life actually mentioned the fact that he's a Christian?

Shock. Bewilderment.