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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

so i got the thought from when my friend said if he had his own country the people would fear him. i instantly disagreed with his methods and we got into a long discussion. but it got me thinking and so i also wondered how you guys would.

id run it kinda close to america. only the president would be elected for 8 years and then he wouldn't be allowed to be re-elected. id also have less restriction on guns,but people who had a violent past or had been to jail would outright not be allowed to own any weapons. spending on goods from other countries besides food and some other stuff would be heavily taxed or just not allowed.

im sure if i think alot more id come up with more,but my brain needs some rest from staring at this screen for the past 3 hours....

only serious answers!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/16 06:11:13


Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Hats for everyone!

   
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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

LordofHats wrote:Hats for everyone!


although i want serious answers,i cant help but ask...do you have to waer a hat or are they just free?

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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lord commissar klimino wrote:
LordofHats wrote:Hats for everyone!


although i want serious answers,i cant help but ask...do you have to waer a hat or are they just free?


Both.

   
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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

LordofHats wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
LordofHats wrote:Hats for everyone!


although i want serious answers,i cant help but ask...do you have to waer a hat or are they just free?


Both.


who makes the hats? who is paying for these hats? your system be flawed!

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Like the Imperium.

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lord commissar klimino wrote:
LordofHats wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
LordofHats wrote:Hats for everyone!


although i want serious answers,i cant help but ask...do you have to waer a hat or are they just free?


Both.


who makes the hats? who is paying for these hats? your system be flawed!


The Chinese make the hats, obviously. They grow them on Hat trees that are abundant in the country side. It's a very cheap system

   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

coolyo294 wrote:Like the Imperium.


so dictatorship? with religious leaders?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/16 06:03:06


Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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lord commissar klimino wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:Like the Imperium.


so dictatorship? with religious leaders?
Yes, but I would be their God-Emperor.

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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

-_- i was expecting longer answers....dictators....

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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In a hole in New Zealand with internet access

Going to make Matt Ward the vice president. With his ruling, we will rule the universe!

   
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Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Ledabot wrote:Going to make Matt Ward the vice president. With his ruling, we will rule the universe!


if your serious then you have the strangest since of strong government ever....

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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In a hole in New Zealand with internet access

but the rules are overpowered. -> my counry is overpowered...

Do i have flawed logic again.

   
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You know, heavily taxing all imports, will likely mean other countries either refusing to export to you, or you know, reciprocating in kind, ultimately wrecking your economy?

Me, I'd set up a socialist state. Healthcare for all, state education. I would make all elected officials live in their constituences, with parliament rather than being a building somewhere, be online via video conferncing, this being the 21st Century and all.

All major decisions, such as in or out of Europe etc would be decided by a popular referendum.

Oh, and all votes would be by proportional representation. None of this first past the post nonsense in my country! Oh no!
   
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Running a country is tricky, with a dictatorship people will feel oppressed but things will get done if you know how to run an economy well, if not see Africa. With a democracy you need to have more than 2 political parties, see America. In the past having a large army was necessary, now its a matter of not pissing off the US/UN.
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Mr Mystery wrote:You know, heavily taxing all imports, will likely mean other countries either refusing to export to you, or you know, reciprocating in kind, ultimately wrecking your economy?


no,not everything.useful things like food and raw materials wont be. its the other stuff like all that useless crap from china that would have the taxes. cars and the sort also most likely wont.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Define useless crap though? Not sure you're aware just how manfacturing happens outside of the West. China and Korea in particular.

Would you heavily tax domestic companies outsourcing production under that rationale?
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Mr Mystery wrote:Define useless crap though? Not sure you're aware just how manufacturing happens outside of the West. China and Korea in particular.


you kidding? oh course i know.theirs alot of stuff labeled 'made in china'. by useless i mean like all those small toys from quarter machines. stuff like that. also ive never seen something 'made
in korea' or do they just label it as china?

Would you heavily tax domestic companies outsourcing production under that rationale?


not near as hard,but still some.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Desribe the exact nature of the country, its population, terrain, demographics, and surrounding countries. I'll let you know after.

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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad 
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

ShumaGorath wrote:Desribe the exact nature of the country, its population, terrain, demographics, and surrounding countries. I'll let you know after.


hmmm... about 500,000-2,000,000. various terrain. surrounding countries not really hostile,but not stupid either. i dunno,thats the best i can come up eith on a whim. oh,and you do have resources such as raw materials,wood,and oil.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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lord commissar klimino wrote:
Mr Mystery wrote:Define useless crap though? Not sure you're aware just how manufacturing happens outside of the West. China and Korea in particular.


you kidding? oh course i know.theirs alot of stuff labeled 'made in china'. by useless i mean like all those small toys from quarter machines. stuff like that. also ive never seen something 'made
in korea' or do they just label it as china?

Would you heavily tax domestic companies outsourcing production under that rationale?


not near as hard,but still some.


So essentially, as a foriegn producer, I can set up my company in your country, at least on the face of it, and dodge your taxes? Surely for protectionism you would apply a HIGHER tax to domestic companies usiing foreign manufacturers. After all, THEY YOOR JURBZ!

Seriously. Why allow that?
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Mr Mystery wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
Mr Mystery wrote:Define useless crap though? Not sure you're aware just how manufacturing happens outside of the West. China and Korea in particular.


you kidding? oh course i know.theirs alot of stuff labeled 'made in china'. by useless i mean like all those small toys from quarter machines. stuff like that. also ive never seen something 'made
in korea' or do they just label it as china?

Would you heavily tax domestic companies outsourcing production under that rationale?


not near as hard,but still some.


So essentially, as a foriegn producer, I can set up my company in your country, at least on the face of it, and dodge your taxes? Surely for protectionism you would apply a HIGHER tax to domestic companies usiing foreign manufacturers. After all, THEY YOOR JURBZ!

Seriously. Why allow that?


A) its late at night,ive been staring at this screen awhile so im not fully 100% but not tired enough to sleep.

B) true...although now ive thought up that if you are founded in my country and the creator(s) a citizen,you get some lowered tax. now if they want to do that all of them have to move to my country and pay citizenship taxes and re found there business with paper work saying its from are country. im sure there are flaws here but ill keep patching it til theres not.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Try playing a game that simulates running a country, there are a bunch of them out there. Tropico, any of the simcity games, Supreme Ruler series, I think there are a few web games that also simulate countries.
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

mondo80 wrote:Try playing a game that simulates running a country, there are a bunch of them out there. Tropico, any of the simcity games, Supreme Ruler series, I think there are a few web games that also simulate countries.


ive played some. nation states the best ive played. i always end up becoming some dictator or military country...or a moralistic democracy. they seem to change between those 3 constantly.....

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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I'd just apply a blanket tax to full on imports. Outsourced stuff? Whack the tax up until it is no longer economically cheaper to do said outsourcing.

Going on your method of course. Neither of the above are particularly my bag.

Though working in the Customer Service industry, I would make it illegal to outsource said work to a country where your native tongue is not their native tongue. So much aggravation!
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Mr Mystery wrote:I'd just apply a blanket tax to full on imports. Outsourced stuff? Whack the tax up until it is no longer economically cheaper to do said outsourcing.

Going on your method of course. Neither of the above are particularly my bag.

Though working in the Customer Service industry, I would make it illegal to outsource said work to a country where your native tongue is not their native tongue. So much aggravation!


yeah...id make it illegal to fire a bunch of people/force them to move to keep job just to make running that branch cost less...also the accents are annoying... they have to make all other country employees take language classes on the company's expense by this point im making it just not worth it for them.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Language classes are on thing. I deal with Indian call centres on a daily basis (well, apart from the weekends which tend to be spent watching TV in my pants, then heading up the Pub fully dressed).

Now if you can penetrate the something heavy accents, their english is often better than many colleagues. However, they work from a script. Working with the complexities of Car Insurance, this is simply not satisfactory. I could bore you all senseless right now explaining how I can hold you RTA, so you have to pay out for an otherwise uninusred driver. But a foreign call centre cannot script this, which means communications frequently breakdown, causing claims to go on far longer than they need to, and all because someone wants to cut costs. It's irritating, and it's unnecessary.
   
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I wouldn't.
   
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Hefnaheim

Khorne style or failing that I woundt be botherd with having my own country
   
 
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