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2011/07/28 01:05:51
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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I've noticed how often in life I've used this phrase, and thought it might be a fun little diversion for us dakkanauts to come up with short stories or sentences ending with, 'but I play 40k.'
Example:
To the IRS- I would love to pay my taxes, but I play 40K.
To a real estate agent- I'd love this house- normally, I could afford it, but I play 40K.
Have fun! 
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2011/07/28 01:09:55
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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I'd love to be able to afford nice things, but I play 40K
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Kilkrazy wrote:There's nothing like a good splutter of rage first thing in the morning to get you all revved up for the day.
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2011/07/28 01:11:17
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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I could buy gas, but I play 40k.
I could take my girlfriend to a nice resturant, but I play 40k.
I could spend time with my family, but I play 40k.
I could get amazing grades, but I play 40k.
I could pay off that speeding ticket, but I play 40k
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This is my Leman Russ. There are many out there like it, but this one is mine. Without it, I am useless. Without me, it is useless.
Obliterators: They've got a gun for that. |
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2011/07/28 01:27:14
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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I could play sports, but I play 40K
I could take a shower, but I play 40K (to true way to often)
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2011/07/28 01:30:59
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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I could get a job but I play 40k.
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2011/07/28 02:19:49
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
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Azure wrote:I'd love to be able to afford nice things, but I play 40K
It's the grimdark keeps us away from nice things
I would go to the gym, but i play 40k
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2011/07/28 02:36:43
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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I could play 40k, but I play 40k.
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2011/07/28 02:44:26
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
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Brother SRM wrote:I could play 40k, but I play 40k.
I could play fantasy, but i play 40k
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2011/07/28 02:55:54
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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I could have graduated from college but I play 40K.
I could have finished that novel but I play 40K.
I could have got that car but I play 40K.
I could have saved her life but I play 40K.
I could have been been happy but I play 40K.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/28 02:57:33
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2011/07/28 03:36:52
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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MikZor wrote:Brother SRM wrote:I could play 40k, but I play 40k.
I could play fantasy, but i play 40k
Yeah but why would you want to?
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2011/07/28 03:56:37
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Lord of the Fleet
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I excitedly came in here to post "I could play 40k, but I play 40k" only to find I've been beaten by Brother SRM...:fist shake:
I could paint my minis, but I play 40k.
*Edit* Also, 500th post, wooo!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/28 03:57:05
 Mordian Iron Guard - Major Overhaul in Progress 
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2011/07/28 04:49:00
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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I saw the title and read it with the emphasis on 'I'. I envisioned somebody saying something bad about 40K players and you replying 'But I play 40k!'
I could eat this week, but I play 40K.
-cgmckenzie
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2011/07/28 05:12:25
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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I could donate to Dakka, but I play 40k
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This is my Leman Russ. There are many out there like it, but this one is mine. Without it, I am useless. Without me, it is useless.
Obliterators: They've got a gun for that. |
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2011/07/28 05:17:16
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Savage Khorne Berserker Biker
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I could pay my child support, but I play 40K.
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It is the 3rd Millennium. For more than a hundred months Games Workshop has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Nottingham. It is the foremost of wargames by the will of the neckbeards, and master of a million tabletops by the might of their inexhaustible wallets. It is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with business strategies from the early Industrial Revolution Age. It is the Carrion Lord of the wargaming scene for whom a thousand veteran players are sacrificed every day, so that it may never truly die. Yet even in its deathless state, GW continues its eternal vigilance. Mighty battleforce starter-sets cross the online-store-infested miasma of the internet, the only route between distant countries, their way lit by a draconian retail trade-agreement, the legal manifestation of the GW's will. Vast armies of lawyers give battle in GW's name on uncounted websites. Greatest amongst its soldiers are the Guardians of the IP, the Legal Team, bio-engineered super-donkey-caves. Their comrades in arms are legion: the writing team and countless untested rulebooks, the ever vigilant redshirts, and the writers of White Dwarf, to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from other games, their own incompetence, Based Chinaman - and worse. To support Games Workshop in such times is to spend untold billions. It is to support the cruelest and most dickish company imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of sales discounts and Warhammer Fantasy Battle, for so much has been dropped, never to be re-published again. Forget the promise of cheaper digital content and caring about the fanbase, for in the GW HQ there is only profit-seeking, Space Marines and Sigmarines. There is no fun amongst the hobby shops, only an eternity of raging and spending, and the laughter of former employees who left GW to join better companies. |
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2011/07/28 05:21:47
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Fresh-Faced New User
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I could play Magic: The Gathering, but I play 40k.
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2011/07/28 05:42:13
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I could put my pants on, but I play 40k
I could sleep, but I play 40k
I could Brush my teeth, but I play 40k
I could go to the bathroom, but I play 40k
I could post in this thread, but I play 40k
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2011/07/28 05:48:20
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate
Holy Terra
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I could feed my dog, but I play 40k.
I could be a A+ student, but I play 40k.
I could contribute to the is thread but I play 40k.
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"Stand with me Brothers together we cannot fail!" Chapter master Orizan Battle for New Custer
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92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig. |
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2011/07/28 06:07:42
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
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PraetorDave wrote:MikZor wrote:Brother SRM wrote:I could play 40k, but I play 40k.
I could play fantasy, but i play 40k
Yeah but why would you want to?
I want to play both, but i play 40k
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2011/07/28 06:09:34
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Sinewy Scourge
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I don't always drink beer, but I play 40K.
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 Kabal of the Void Dominator - now with more purple!
"And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic." |
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2011/07/28 06:19:23
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Snotty Snotling
Alabama
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SwiftLord14 wrote:I could get a job but I play 40k.
I would point out how this is somewhat of paradox, but I play 40k.
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2011/07/28 07:22:27
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Freaky Flayed One
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I could have gone to class, but I play 40k.
I could have cheated, and I could have passed, but I play 40k.
Now I'm takin it next semester and I know why, hey ,hey,
cause I play 40k, I play 40k, I play 40k...
Bwak baca baca baca bu-gwuaaaak!
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2011/07/28 07:31:39
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Ripley, Derbyshire
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Is this going to be afromans next song in the charts?
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2011/07/28 21:01:41
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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cgmckenzie wrote:I saw the title and read it with the emphasis on 'I'. I envisioned somebody saying something bad about 40K players and you replying 'But I play 40k!'
I could eat this week, but I play 40K.
-cgmckenzie
You can do this. For instance-
"Ha, dweeb, you ain't ever gonna get laid!"
"...But I play 40K! "
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/07/28 21:10:47
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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I would like to think of something clever to put here... but I play 40k.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/07/28 21:19:52
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
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I could have allowed them to live... but i play 40k 
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 Black Templars WIP 2k
Xynovyth Kadruls Kabal of the shattered soul-2500
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2011/07/28 21:20:33
Subject: Re:...But I play 40K.
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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(8) i was gonna eat yo P**** too, but i play 40k, laa la la (8) 
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2011/07/28 21:52:22
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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I was gonna go to work, but then I got hig-, I mean, uh, but I play 40k 
Seriously, as the OP did you listen to too much "Then I got high?" Lol. Despite never having done a single illegal substance in my life (yeah, I'm a goody-two-shoes), I couldn't resist the jab
Glad to see, too, that I'm not the only person to realize the Afro-Man pun in here
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2011/07/28 22:17:53
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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No, I've heard it, but... I don't want to contribute too much to my own thread.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/07/28 22:37:06
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Brainy Zoanthrope
Underground in a Mawloc-proof zone.
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I could have a life, but I play 40k.
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Dwarfs: 150 points?
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2011/07/28 22:41:59
Subject: ...But I play 40K.
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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I could (insert thing that envoles money here) ... but i play 40k
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Son you can insult me, you can ambush me, you can even take away my weapons. But if you think im going to step one single pinky toe inside blue base with out my SHOTGUN... you must not know who you dealing with.
I said move...
and i said SHOTGUN...
yes I have your shotgun
no.. i mean SHOT...-GUN
what is this... you think im going to give you your shotgun back because you asked???
i said SHOTGUN.... SHOTGUN DAMMIT!!!
oh yeah shotgun... thats my que.  |
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Altansar -7k
Black Legion - 4k
