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2011/08/07 02:25:59
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Somewhat inspired by Manchu's "Favourite Dakka Usernames" thread ( http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/384213.page) I decided to create a thread about those Dakkanauts who never fail
to make you laugh. In no particular order here's my top 5 and reasons why:
FITZZ: Full of old people jokes, horror/cheesy movie references and hilarious attempts at being hip with the kids.
Chibi Bodge Battle: Can't understand half of the stuff he says but his statements are full of wit and often interesting references.
metallifan: Mixes the perfect amount of internet memes, Canadian Stereotypes and "tough guy" attitude.
Monster Rain: Been the creator of so many Dakka-exclusive memes, can never take him seriously.
Shadowbrand: An 18 year-old who has an obsession with vikings, enough said.
Runner-up:
Frazzled: Love the wiener dog and Texan jokes, also has the old man and hip with the kids vibe that FITZZ has, but his political views sometimes sour with me.
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2011/08/07 02:30:39
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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In no particular order: Purplefood, Chowderhead, Frazzled, Cannerus, and Kanluwen.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/07 02:35:55
Subject: Re:Funniest Dakkanaut
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Sinewy Scourge
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Cannerus.
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 Kabal of the Void Dominator - now with more purple!
"And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic." |
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2011/08/07 02:39:56
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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1. darkvoidof40k-his naziness of grammar,famous hypno cat avatar,and mixed in with amusing little jokes just makes me laugh. the fact i thought he was older than he is is a joke in its own.
2.FITZZ- zombies and horror galore with thrown in jokes,just gets to me.
3.cannerus- although lots of times freaky,he knows dark humor. and sexural humor,and some normal humor,and many other things...
others worth mentioning-frazzeld,chibi,cheesecat,monster rain,kasrkai,indeptus,devestator,WARORK,remilia,chowderhead,purplefood, and possibly a few others. cant remember every single funny person,sorry :/
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/07 02:40:25
 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/07 02:41:18
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Mattyrm will kill anyone who beats him 
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Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
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2011/08/07 03:02:27
Subject: Re:Funniest Dakkanaut
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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1. Halonachos- You'd have to read the Blood Moon RP but basically he has just about everyone staining their keyboards with soda or other liquid from his "Silly posts"
2. Fitzz- He's got a dark sense of humor that I find funny often...
3. Darkvoidof40k- Do I really need to explain this guy? His rants are often funny...
4. ghosty- he often comes in unexpectedly like some sort of comedic solid snake and plants a joke here or there that kind of takes everyone off guard, its quite funny.
5. Kasrkai- he's up there with Dark on the ranting but he deserves a spot for all the time's he's made me laugh...
others include Shas, Scrazza, Chibi, probably lots of others that I can't remember the names of...
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2011/08/07 03:44:09
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Me. Duh.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/08/07 03:47:14
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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/08/07 03:50:19
Subject: Re:Funniest Dakkanaut
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Veteran ORC
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Fittz, Chibi, Chowderhead, Dogma, and Melissia are the funniest to me.
Cannerus don't count, because honeslty, he someetimes scares me 
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2011/08/07 03:51:19
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Kasrkai wrote:All on the same level, Darko (young upstart, that one), WARORK (lovable guy, really), Ineptus Astartes (completely ordinary. TOO ORDINARY), Lord Commissar Klimino (first guy I met), and... Mordoskul (FETHIN' WALRUS HOW DOES HE WORK?!). Mostly because these people are my closest "friends", and have good humors. Except Klimino.
Every time I pronounce it Kamino. Get a new name.
key... also go by: the katana kid(original), lord katana kid9just a tie in to this name), and katana kid klimino (yeah,just dont shorten this one...). dont exactly remember what i did to get that name though :/
forgot about mordo,although i dont see him crack jokes as much as others so yeah.... also i was the 1st guy you met? huh,interesting..... Automatically Appended Next Post: Slarg232 wrote:Fittz, Chibi, Chowderhead, Dogma, and Melissia are the funniest to me.
Cannerus don't count, because honeslty, he someetimes scares me
need a pat on the back there? let me pick a random perrsssoooonnnnn aannndddd its cannerus,lets the comforting begin 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/07 03:52:57
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/07 03:55:36
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Kasrkai wrote:All on the same level, Darko (young upstart, that one), WARORK (lovable guy, really), Ineptus Astartes (completely ordinary. TOO ORDINARY), Lord Commissar Klimino (first guy I met), and... Mordoskul (FETHIN' WALRUS HOW DOES HE WORK?!). Mostly because these people are my closest "friends", and have good humors. Except Klimino.
Every time I pronounce it Kamino. Get a new name.
I did not write that. You have lied and brought great shame to your family. Now, you must use your katana...
IN HARA KIRI!!!!
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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/08/07 03:58:50
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Kasrkai wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:Kasrkai wrote:All on the same level, Darko (young upstart, that one), WARORK (lovable guy, really), Ineptus Astartes (completely ordinary. TOO ORDINARY), Lord Commissar Klimino (first guy I met), and... Mordoskul (FETHIN' WALRUS HOW DOES HE WORK?!). Mostly because these people are my closest "friends", and have good humors. Except Klimino.
Every time I pronounce it Kamino. Get a new name.
I did not write that. You have lied and brought great shame to your family. Now, you must use your katana...
IN HARA KIRI!!!!
 please,you wrote it.you just edited it out.
and the only thing im gonna use my katana on IS my family.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/07 04:03:50
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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You have broken the Way of The Warrior.
Perish as you should...!
*Attacks with power-cat claws.*
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/08/07 04:09:39
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Kasrkai wrote:You have broken the Way of The Warrior.
Perish as you should...!
*Attacks with power-cat claws.*
*cuts down cat*
anyways, i agree with this thread,good idea.and probably gonna start debates.
and kasrkai:
honesty is the best policy.unless your in politics,then its heresy.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/07 04:26:52
Subject: Re:Funniest Dakkanaut
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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2011/08/07 04:39:14
Subject: Re:Funniest Dakkanaut
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Sebster. He's so uptight, it's almost criminally easy to wind him up.
Gwar! He's the ultimate broken record, like a DOS computer with a mean streak.
and Frazzled, because I fear he actually believes everything he posts pertains in some way to the real world.
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2011/08/07 04:57:07
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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The funniest historical poster is no longer allowed around here, and is somewhat internet famous.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2011/08/07 05:16:41
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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I think mattyrm is kinda funny sometimes. Dogmas usually pretty funny right before he gets banned for a weekend.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad |
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2011/08/07 05:23:19
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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dogma wrote:The funniest historical poster is no longer allowed around here, and is somewhat internet famous.
I can still post here.
I really miss Orkeosaurus though, I wonder what happened to him. Every once and awhile people make funny comments and he was one of them, Kid Kyoto started an entire thread about alter egos and introduced us to Dik Tokyo which was an entire thread of just fun stuff.
As far as humor goes, I think that certain threads just beg for people to make jokes in them and others have super secret jokes in them. Those who can find the super secret jokes are the funnier ones, Orkeosaurus was one of those guys who could go into a thread with an incredibly in depth and borderline flamewar debate and still make a joke. Similar to a light in the darkness, a rose growing in the desert, or a phone signal in the middle of a horror movie, Orkeosaurus was a reminder of the good in people.
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2011/08/07 05:40:33
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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ShumaGorath wrote:Dogmas usually pretty funny right before he gets banned for a weekend.
Its the booze talking, I assure you.
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2011/08/07 06:11:27
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Fixture of Dakka
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Don't know about the funniest, but SilverMk2 was the last Dakkanaut to make me laugh, but I can't remember why. I exalted his post though...
To be honest, most of you make me chuckle from time to time.
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2011/08/07 06:35:22
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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I'm surprised that I was mentioned at all, to be honest. My normal sense of aggravated humor is not well lent to this forum, as Shuma's notation regarding my pre-ban humor attests.
Of current posters, I find Ahtman, Monster Rain, Shumagorath, and biccat to be funny (though, biccat obviously annoys me more than he makes me laugh*).
That said, if I were creating a "Funny Poster Hall of Fame" Red would definitely be in it.
*Not in a bad way.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2011/08/07 07:01:07
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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FITZZ- General funny person, also is hip (+?) so yes.
DoomThumbs- Just check his thread on Tyranid Pwnography.
AvatarForm- His body is ready.
Cannerus- always breaking boundaries.
Russel Crowe- Hot, and was a gladiator.
Monster Rain- posted some funny blaming back in the day.
I will think of more.
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2011/08/07 07:12:59
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Hmm, bit difficult to decide on a top 5, as quite a few Dakkanauts have me chuckling (or choking) with laughter from time to time..but ...my top five would be.
Ahtman, Chibi, Monster, Shuma, and Nachos ( in no particular order).
Others who get me laughing would be...
Alby, Chowder, Milkdog, Matty, Cannerus and H.B.M.C.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/08/07 07:23:06
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Flashman wrote:Don't know about the funniest, but SilverMk2 was the last Dakkanaut to make me laugh, but I can't remember why. I exalted his post though...
To be honest, most of you make me chuckle from time to time.
I need acknowledgment so much I went to look up why 
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2011/08/07 09:42:42
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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J.Black wrote:Mattyrm will kill anyone who beats him
In the spirit of the thread I shall kill them by dressing up as a clown and kicking them to death with shoes that are 6 sizes too big for me.
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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2011/08/07 09:45:57
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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mattyrm wrote:J.Black wrote:Mattyrm will kill anyone who beats him
In the spirit of the thread I shall kill them by dressing up as a clown and kicking them to death with shoes that are 6 sizes too big for me.
...Hey, I'm the killer clown in these parts...get your own shtick.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/08/07 10:17:10
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Perhaps squirty flowers and custard pies at dawn will settle this matter...
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2011/08/07 10:19:19
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Im the funniest because I nominate myself! Weeeeeee!
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2011/08/07 10:23:08
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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thenoobbomb wrote:Im the funniest because I nominate myself! Weeeeeee!
*puts nurgling in your pants*
now that thats done,this is a vote technically.whos ever name pops up as 1st the most wins the great golden pie trophy. aka theres this giant golden pie filled with acid were going to throw you in for laughs.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/07 10:33:41
Subject: Funniest Dakkanaut
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I dont notice a nurgling extra inside my pants. A cultist of slaanesh, however.. (please female, for that matter.)
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