Switch Theme:

Personality Disorder Test  [RSS] Share on facebook Share on Twitter Submit to Reddit
»
Author Message
Advert


Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
  • No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
  • Times and dates in your local timezone.
  • Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
  • Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
  • Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now.




Made in au
Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
I hope this does not turn into a contest of who can get most stuffed up result.
My Results:
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

 
   
Made in gb
The Hammer of Witches





Lincoln, UK

Oh man, I love taking tests!

Obsessive-Test-Takingness: Very High.

Hmm. Hmm.

"Do you engage in any obsessive or compulsive behavior? "

What kind of a lazy question is that? 'Er, do you, like, have paranoia? Yes? Then you've totally got paranoia. Yeah.'

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/11/13 16:08:35


DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent:Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

What do you know? I'm sane
   
Made in au
Lady of the Lake






I'm more sane.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in gb
The Hammer of Witches





Lincoln, UK

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I don't know what some of these mean. But it doesn't take a fully qualified internet testician to tell you that I'm anti-social. As for avoidant, I prefer the term 'lazy.'

DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
 
   
Made in gb
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





Beijing

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High


Yeah, that's healthy.
   
Made in us
Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

lol, I hate taking these tests. They're poorly programmed software codes... like the equivalent of getting a first semester high school psych student to evaluate you...

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
Made in au
Lady of the Lake






Yes but without the superiority complex to go with it.

   
Made in gb
Renegade Inquisitor de Marche






Elephant Graveyard

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

That seems about right...

Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
Made in au
Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Melissia wrote:lol, I hate taking these tests. They're poorly programmed software codes... like the equivalent of getting a first semester high school psych student to evaluate you...

It's just for fun... It's not like we are totally psychoanalysing you.

 
   
Made in gb
The Hammer of Witches





Lincoln, UK

What's the matter, Mel? Scared?

DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
 
   
Made in us
Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

htj wrote:What's the matter, Mel? Scared?
More lazy than scared.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
Made in gb
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





Beijing

Melissia wrote:lol, I hate taking these tests. They're poorly programmed software codes... like the equivalent of getting a first semester high school psych student to evaluate you...


I'm pretty sure I have SAD, I've looked at the NHS test and come out at the top of the chart.
   
Made in gb
The Hammer of Witches





Lincoln, UK

Melissia wrote:
htj wrote:What's the matter, Mel? Scared?
More lazy than scared.


Ah, very eenteresting.

*writes* Avoidant: High

Now, tell me about your mother...

DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
 
   
Made in us
Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

I'd rather talk about your mother. I heard she once dated a Baboon named Papio Hamadryas.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Hammer of Witches





Lincoln, UK

Melissia wrote:I'd rather talk about your mother. I heard she once dated a Baboon named Papio Hamadryas.


Go on, go on...

*writes* Anti-Social: High, Paranoid: High.

And for your information my father was a kind and loving man who happened to suffer from acute Baboonism.

DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

I for one am thrilled to have these results...I'll be sure to discuss them with my behavior modification professionals so they'll be able to prescribe the appropriate government approved personality inhibitors for me.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in au
Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

FITZZ wrote: I for one am thrilled to have these results...I'll be sure to discuss them with my behavior modification professionals so they'll be able to prescribe the appropriate government approved personality inhibitors for me.

With as bad as I got, they will never release me.

 
   
Made in us
Sinewy Scourge







Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Well, feth.

Kabal of the Void Dominator - now with more purple!

"And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic." 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

rockerbikie wrote:
FITZZ wrote: I for one am thrilled to have these results...I'll be sure to discuss them with my behavior modification professionals so they'll be able to prescribe the appropriate government approved personality inhibitors for me.

With as bad as I got, they will never release me.


Oh sure they will, once you've received the " proper conditioning ".
You'll be so much happier with the " Improved" you..

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/11/13 17:19:05



"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

I took the test twice, and neither of my personalities have disorders.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Norwich

That was boring all of mine apart from Schizoid (moderate, and I don't even know what it means) were low...
I thought they would all be high or at least moderate

DC:90-S+G++M--B++I+pW40k08+D++A++/eWD257R++t(S)DM+ 
   
Made in au
Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Nerivant wrote:I took the test twice, and neither of my personalities have disorders.



 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Paranoid: Moderate
Schzoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very high
Avoidant: 2high
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-: Moderate
Compulsive

Yep, about right. Ten or twenty years ago it would have been much much worse, but then again, it would have been the alcohol talking.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

Nerivant wrote:I took the test twice, and neither of my personalities have disorders.


icwhatudidthar (Ninja'd but I had to go AFK before it was posted, so I claim a moral victory)

My results:
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Also did a depression test at the bottom of the page, because you got me in the mood for self-evaluation:

Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/11/13 17:38:00


Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Of chocolate meltaguns!
Found it about the same level of usefulness as the GW questionnaire!

There also wasn't the question, "Are you a cynical git? yes/no"

 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Apparently I'm completely out of my mind. Having read the disorder descriptions, however, I respectfully disagree with the test's findings.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/11/13 18:24:07


Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

You guys are a bunch of nutters.

I'm in the mood for dancing.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot






Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Guess I'm just a pretty mellow person...I'll be the first to admit that I've always had problems with self esteem...I guess that's a good explanation for why I have higher standards for myself...

I got a laugh out of this though...An avoidant trait is "Creation of elaborate fantasy lives"

Well...if you just look in the RP section...
   
 
Forum Index » Off-Topic Forum
Go to: