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2011/11/14 01:18:21
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I think it's best if we all just assume everyone on Dakka is bat-crap-crazy.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/14 01:21:30
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Avatar 720 wrote:I think it's best if we all just assume everyone on Dakka is bat-crap-crazy.
I disagree and i disagree :/
Nom
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2011/11/14 01:22:07
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Calculating Commissar
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Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
I do not believe I am Histrionic or Narcissistic, but the internet says I am, so I must be.
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2011/11/14 01:27:38
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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kronk wrote:Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
I have no idea what any of this means.
it means your sane compared to almost all of us. 
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/11/14 01:29:35
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Calculating Commissar
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And for the Dante's inferno one:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 Lustful| Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous| Low
Level 4 Prodigal| Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful| Very High
Level 6 - Heretics | Low
Level 7 Violent| High
Level 8- Malicious | High
Level 9 - Treacherous | Low
Well .
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2011/11/14 01:42:13
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/11/14 01:57:43
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Not surprising, I scored about what I thought I would
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
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2011/11/14 02:51:36
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Fixture of Dakka
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The Dante test:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Should i have said no, Pimping wasn't a good job....?
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/11/14 02:57:07
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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alarmingrick wrote:The Dante test:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Should i have said no, Pimping wasn't a good job....?
Well it usually brings in a lot of money considering the effort put in on the side of the pimp. That is pretty much the description of a good job...
Though i think they were talking moraaly good rather than financially good...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2011/11/14 03:05:16
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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Disorder Rating Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderat
Schizotypal: Moderat
Antisocial: Moderat
Borderline: Moderat
Histrionic: Moderat
Narcissistic: Very Hig
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderat
Not bad. What I thought it would look like really.
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2011/11/14 03:06:55
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Huh apparently i am not crazy. Take that mom!
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2011/11/14 03:16:51
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
I'm insane in 5 ways, apparently. Besides, sanity is an excuse.
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I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
Test Your IQ |
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2011/11/14 03:31:23
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Honestly hardly any of those questions could be answered with a simple yes or no.
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2011/11/14 03:33:11
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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I changed one of my results because although I prefer to contemplate by myself the majority of the time I'm still very social.  Automatically Appended Next Post: The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
It actual said more Extremes than Very Highs but It changed when I copied it.
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2011/11/14 06:43:13
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Se-Pr-Gr-Ap-En-Ln-Hs-Ad-Sp-As I'm not sane... :(
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2011/11/14 07:32:36
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
New York City
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Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Guess I am normal....although the questions are extremely vague, but it's only for fun I guess. But this is only me being truthful. As a fact, in real-life I keep many shields up unless I know a person very well. 80% of the time, whatever I say or whatever facial/body expression I put out is fake and acted. I'm often surprised at how often people think I'm being genuine....this of course is only with strangers or people outside my circle of trust. Although sometimes I do feel bad that people think of me as a person that I'm not.
So in truth, my paranoia is probably high and histrionic moderate.
According to Dante's Inferno test, I have the highest chance of being in Limbo, moderately in Malebolge and Cocytus. Good news is I am neither spoiled, nor am I a heretic.
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I will forever remain humble because I know I could have less.
I will always be grateful because I remember I've had less. |
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2011/11/14 10:16:05
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Opportunist
La Rochelle
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The Dante's test :
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 | Virtuous Non-Believers - Moderate
Level 2 | Lustful - High
Level 3 | Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious - Very Low
Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 | Heretics - Extreme
Level 7 | Violent - High
Level 8 | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 | Treacherous - High
I'm Heretic ! Yahou !
And I'm also Schizoid, Narcissistic and Obsessive-compulsive. Yeah, tell me about it... But I got a Low on Histrionic !
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SkaerKrow wrote : "We killed our own gods. What chance do you have against us?"
Kurgash wrote: "Necrons, a dead race that is more dead than anyone else. So dead that they rebuild themselves just to die again!" |
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2011/11/14 11:40:48
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Right, so according to this, and having answered all the questions as truthfully as possible I'm an AntiSocial Narcissist....hmmmmm
NURSE!!
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2011/11/14 12:18:08
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lubeck
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Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Huh. I would've guessed there would be at least one or two "moderates" in there! But apparently I'm super sane, though I don't really feel like that all the time.
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2011/11/14 12:18:54
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Now the Dante's inferno test I can get behind.
Although it really has a lot of loaded questions. Why can't there be an "I don't know?" answer or something?
Purgatory, Repenting Believers: Low
Level 1, Limbo: Virtuous Non-Believers: High
Level 2, Lustful: Low
Level 3, Gluttonous: High
Level 4, Prodigal and Avaricious: Low
Level 5, Wrathful and Gloomy: Low
Level 6, Heretics: Low
Level 7, Violent: Low
Level 8, Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Moderate
Level 9, Treacherous: Low
I'm fairly certain, actually, that if I were to go to a confessional or something, that level 8 and level 3 are not the ones they'd condemn be for. Apparently liking the taste of good food is bad or something (despite me doing it in moderation)... I'm kinda surprised that "wrathful" wasn't higher, but I guess since I don't consider myself even remotely a depressed person, that counter-acted any of the things I put down for that. Ah well, didn't expect much anyway out of an internet thing.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/11/14 13:14:33
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
Sydney
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This test is flaw. It is basically say yes to be stuffed up.
The proof when you click all yes.:
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
When you click all no:
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal:Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Do I win Cookies?
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2011/11/14 13:15:34
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Orkyclaus wrote:This test is flaw. It is basically say yes to be stuffed up.
The proof when you click all yes.:
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
When you click all no:
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal:Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Do I win Cookies?
*hands a cookie*
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2011/11/14 13:35:46
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-
Compulsive: Moderate
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression:High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal
Affective Disorder:Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Dante test
Level Score
Purgatory Very Low
Level 1- Very Low
Level 2- Moderate
Level 3- High
Level 4- Moderate
Level 5- Very High
Level 6 - Very High
Level 7- Moderate
Level 8- High
Level 9 - Moderate
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2011/11/14 14:53:11
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I'll be in either Purgatory or the second circle of the Inferno.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
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2011/11/14 15:03:55
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
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2011/11/14 15:23:11
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Please don't just post image macros; it's quite spammy. Thanks! ~ Manchu
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2011/11/14 15:41:39
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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The Empire State
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Melissia wrote:lol, I hate taking these tests. They're poorly programmed software codes... like the equivalent of getting a first semester high school psych student to evaluate you...
Oh I saw this behavior on the test.
She is a psycho.
Lock her up.
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2011/11/14 16:04:28
Subject: Re:Personality Disorder Test
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
These tests are always hilarious. Schizotypal according to the site can be anything from 'being eccentric' to 'believing you have magic powers'. What if I'm meta-schizotypal, because I only magically believe that I am being eccentric?
I'd love to see a study done on the practice of assigning a disorder to any and all personality traits one might possess.
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2011/11/14 16:31:51
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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Im pretty fracked up
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
Dantes test
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!! Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2011/11/14 16:54:39
Subject: Personality Disorder Test
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Quite an apt test, even the questions were specific rather than the usual open ended ones youusually get
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
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X-Wing (Empire Strong) 
