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2012/01/15 18:11:27
Subject: The funniest wh40k thing I have ever seen
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
2012/01/15 18:39:19
Subject: Re:The funniest wh40k thing I have ever seen
LoneLictor on thread about an ork choking the Emperor:
LoneLictor wrote: I like to imagine the Emperor kills so many Orks that he ends up half buried beneath a pile of corpses, with only his head sticking out. A lone grot stumbles across him, and starts choking him.
Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space.
2012/01/15 22:56:34
Subject: The funniest wh40k thing I have ever seen
Grey Knights 712 points Imperial Stormtroopers 3042 points Lamenters 1787 points Xenomorphs 995 points 1200 points + 1790 points 770 points 369 points of Imperial Guard to bolster the Sisters of Battle
Kain said: "This will surely end in tears for everyone involved. How very 40k." lilahking said "the imperium would rather die than work with itself"
2012/01/16 13:37:24
Subject: The funniest wh40k thing I have ever seen
I'm both orderly and rational. I value control, information, and order. I love structure and hierarchy, and will actively use whatever power or knowledge I have to maintain it. At best, I am lawful and insightful; at worst, I am bureaucratic and tyrannical.
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2012/01/16 16:09:14
Subject: The funniest wh40k thing I have ever seen
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
2012/01/17 02:29:55
Subject: The funniest wh40k thing I have ever seen
That didn't look like riding to me...
It looked like something far dirtier...
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2012/01/17 06:31:39
Subject: Re:The funniest wh40k thing I have ever seen
Wait a second...
Matt Ward codexes are not the most funny thing you have seen in 40k?
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Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
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2012/01/17 11:10:08
Subject: The funniest wh40k thing I have ever seen
Brother Coa wrote:Wait a second...
Matt Ward codexes are not the most funny thing you have seen in 40k?
+1
That made me chuckle
Though seriously, no. I find Ward's writing to be too atrocious to find funny. Why must he put the word "thus" in every other line (cron dex)?
And what the hell is a gestalt primogenitor (again, cron dex)? I get what he's trying to say, its just so...bleh.
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2012/01/17 14:48:56
Subject: The funniest wh40k thing I have ever seen
Shas'O Hustle was the only thing funny to me(and thats prolly because i pictured kat williams calling the tau "lil tink tink")
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