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2012/02/16 00:54:58
Subject: Man suffers heart attack while eating so named "Triple Bypass" burger
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Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
2012/02/16 01:00:01
Subject: Man suffers heart attack while eating so named "Triple Bypass" burger
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
2012/02/16 01:06:13
Subject: Re:Man suffers heart attack while eating so named "Triple Bypass" burger
Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
2012/02/16 01:10:48
Subject: Re:Man suffers heart attack while eating so named "Triple Bypass" burger
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2012/02/16 18:08:50
Subject: Man suffers heart attack while eating so named "Triple Bypass" burger
Well since the fates are handing out ironic deaths, I would love to die from exhaustion in a sea of gorgeous women all wanting to have sex with yours truly
2012/02/16 19:51:49
Subject: Man suffers heart attack while eating so named "Triple Bypass" burger
remilia_scarlet wrote:I've heard of that place, they, like, check your blood pressure and stuff before you eat and all. it'sreally unsafe what they serve, too greasy.
Nonsense, grease makes you tougher!
"I asked for my burger to be pan fried in Crisco and you bring me this tripe in Canola oil? For shame!"
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2012/02/17 00:08:45
Subject: Re:Man suffers heart attack while eating so named "Triple Bypass" burger
The things you eat wont kill you right away like that.
Unless you choke on them?
It was all the bad choices he made over the years that lead up to this moment.
Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
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2012/02/17 00:34:43
Subject: Re:Man suffers heart attack while eating so named "Triple Bypass" burger
Solve a man's problem with violence and help him for a day. Teach a man how to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime - Belkar Bitterleaf
2012/02/17 00:44:13
Subject: Re:Man suffers heart attack while eating so named "Triple Bypass" burger
This is the good stuff. The bad side effects are bad, but this is what REAL food should taste like.
Its a shame this healthy food trash doesn't actually taste like real food otherwise more would go for it. It tastes like eating grass or cardboard. Oh well, the 'organics' will learn soon enough.
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2012/02/17 02:22:22
Subject: Re:Man suffers heart attack while eating so named "Triple Bypass" burger
Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
2012/02/17 03:22:07
Subject: Re:Man suffers heart attack while eating so named "Triple Bypass" burger
Mr Hyena wrote:This is the good stuff. The bad side effects are bad, but this is what REAL food should taste like.
Its a shame this healthy food trash doesn't actually taste like real food otherwise more would go for it. It tastes like eating grass or cardboard. Oh well, the 'organics' will learn soon enough.
Spoken like a true citizen of Glasgow, coronary disease capital of the western world.
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