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Read this article earlier and found it quite amusing. Seems to be another 'public mobilisation', similar to the type that made Rage Against the Machine a Christmas number 1 in the UK, and the naming of the Greenpeace whale 'Mr. Splashy Pants'.

Slovaks vote to name bridge Chuck Norris
US action film star leads the running in public vote for name of bridge to cross Morava river into Austria



Slovaks have been voting overwhelmingly in favour of naming a new pedestrian and cycling bridge near their capital after 1980s US action film and TV star Chuck Norris.

The two other top names in the running for the bridge, which will span the Morava river and cross the border to Austria, were Maria Theresa after an Austro-Hungarian empress and the Devinska cycling bridge in honour of the closest village.

Norris, a martial arts expert-turned film star, is known for playing tough guy characters in such movies as Lone Wolf McQuade, Missing in Action and The Delta Force.

The actor's work has become a popular source of kitschy fun among Slovaks and a mainstay for local jokes about macho strength and invincibility.

The final decision will be up to a regional assembly. But regional governor Pavol Freso has said it would follow the wishes of the people in the internet ballot where Norris leads as the top choice for the bridge's name.

"The same way as we have so far been building it in full sight of the public, we will seek that the name is accepted by the public as well," he said.

The voting will run until April. As of Thursday, 1,157 votes have backed Norris, 74% of the total, leaving the runner-up "Maria Theresa Bridge" far behind with 8%.

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That bridge will never fail.

Never.

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"How do we know if Chuck Norris is a witch?"


"...build a bridge out of him?!"

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AlmightyWalrus wrote:"How do we know if Chuck Norris is a witch?"


"...build a bridge out of him?!"


AlmightyWalrus wins this thread automatically.


This is not up for debate.

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Chowderhead wrote:That bridge will never fail.

Never.


Depends if someone names their truck Bruce Lee and travels over it.

   
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Oh goddamnit, those fething morons had to go boost that idiotic twit's ego.


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Chowderhead wrote:That bridge will never fail.

Never.
The bridge is already fail.

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Melissia wrote:Oh goddamnit, those fething morons had to go boost that idiotic twit's ego.

Yeah, I thought the interweb had got over the Chuck Norris meme ever since he came out against Gay Marriage.

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Melissia wrote:Oh goddamnit, those fething morons had to go boost that idiotic twit's ego.




What did he do to tick you off, go to church or something?

It doesn't seem he is too bad a guy:

Causes supported
Adoption, Fostering, Orphans, AIDS, Children, Grief Support, Health, Mental Challenges, Miscellaneous, Physical Challenges, Sports, Women

from: http://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/812-chuck-norris

and:

Chuck Norris extends his time and energy to works for charities like Funds for Kids, Veteran’s Administration National Salute to Hospitalized Veterans, the United Way, and the Make-A-Wish Foundation, contributing in the form of donations and fundraising activities.

from: http://www.facesofphilanthropy.com/chuck-norris/


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...urrrr... I dunno

That bridge will have a few good years of enjoyable and interesting to watch action films ahead of it, before it's career fails and it turns to God, only to be ressurected as an internet meme which in itself is getting old.

Melissia wrote:Stopping power IS a deterrent. The bigger a hole you put in them the more deterred they are.

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Already there...


   
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n0t_u wrote:Already there...

Spoiler:


But you do. You totally do. That's the point of a bridge.

Shab, I'm sick of people misusing that meme more than I'm sick of the meme.

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CptJake wrote:What did he do to tick you off, go to church or something?
By being an arrogant prick.

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...urrrr... I dunno

n0t_u wrote:Already there...



Wow, it combines two memes, only one of which is vaguely funny any more.
I'm impressed, internet, you sure work fast.

Melissia wrote:Stopping power IS a deterrent. The bigger a hole you put in them the more deterred they are.

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...urrrr... I dunno

n0t_u wrote:I figured I shouldn't make it too good, lest it catches on and I eventually kill myself due to regret.


Don't worry, some other bugger will make a "good" one, and your hard work at avoiding the spread of this meme will be for naught.

Melissia wrote:Stopping power IS a deterrent. The bigger a hole you put in them the more deterred they are.

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Melissia wrote:
CptJake wrote:What did he do to tick you off, go to church or something?
By being an arrogant prick.


I saw an interview with him once, and he came across as quite a nice guy, quite down to earth. For 'arrogant prick' you need to see Steven Seagal

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Everyone seems to forget that Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris in Return of the Dragon. The Bruce Lee bridge would be a far better name.

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Really, you couldn't name it after someone of significance and importance to the area rather than someone who's fame is only maintained by ironic internet memes? Dumb.
   
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The Chuck Norris bridge is the only bridge mighty enough to be crossed by a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

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Melissia wrote:Oh goddamnit, those fething morons had to go boost that idiotic twit's ego.


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Chowderhead wrote:That bridge will never fail.

Never.
The bridge is already fail.



Im with Melissia. Those Chuck Norris jokes just annoy the hell out of me, and now it looks like itll be a permanent joke. Dammit.
   
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Melissia wrote:
CptJake wrote:What did he do to tick you off, go to church or something?
By being an arrogant prick.




Comment removed for rudeness.

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That does kinda seem a bit much...
Also fairly sure Rule #1 just got broken...

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...urrrr... I dunno


It did, yes.
Also, that was a bit much.

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Melissia wrote:Stopping power IS a deterrent. The bigger a hole you put in them the more deterred they are.

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Let's keep it civil people.

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Melissia wrote:
CptJake wrote:What did he do to tick you off, go to church or something?
By being an arrogant prick.

Hello Pot why don't you say hello to Kettle.

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AlmightyWalrus wrote:"How do we know if Chuck Norris is a witch?"


"...build a bridge out of him?!"


But can you also not build a bridge out of stone?

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Chuck Norris as a bridge name? What happens if you don't pay the toll?


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Zakiriel wrote:Chuck Norris as a bridge name? What happens if you don't pay the toll?




It's not worth it!

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