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King of the hill. I made a quick search on the forums, and I haven't found this game... Which is odd, considering it's popularity on other forums.

Basically, each poster must try to claim the "hill" or whatever objective the game is about. To do this, the poster must write up a good reason as to why the other person is no longer KOTH (King Of The Hill), and then end the post with "My hill" to claim it.

For example:

OP: Describe rules... My Hill
Poster 1: Using my boltgun, I shoot you off the hill. My hill.
Poster 2: I send chuck norris to remove you from the hill.
Poster 3: You forgot to claim the hill, so I did instead. My hill!
OP: The bolter rounds did not kill me, so I.... ... My hill.

Etc.



So, lets begin! MAI HILL!!

'Evurything I see is mine.'
MY HILL

Unfortunately, a Tyranid sprays acid in your eyes, blinding you.
Everything you see is yours, you see nothing, nothing is yours, I take the hill, and everything you used to have.

Mai hill!

Chuck Norris likes me, and his touch cures me.
Grabbing my awsome-gun-o-mat 3000 (trademarks reserved), I blast you off in a pink energy beam.
MY HILL

Summoning the power of the warp, I call a minor daemon to eat you. He succeeds.

My hill!

By being eaten by a minor daemon, I am summoned to the warp.
There I smell some cheese, wich turns out to be Kaldor Draigo.
Together we leave the warp and take the hill.
MY HILl

You mis-spelt hill.
Therefore, a hole in reality opens up, and sucks you out of reality.
MY HILL!

I said 'My hill', with the last l not being a capital.
Therefore, the hole sucks you and spits me out.
MY HILL

thenoobbomb wrote:
Therefore, the hole sucks you

That's what she said!

Tzeentch warps the universe so that I may return. I then shoot you with an AK47, and burn your carcass for good measure.

MY HILL!

Trazyn puts the hill in his collection while everyone else is distracted.

Trazyn's hill.

Trazyn gets distracted when an inquisitor comes to reclaim a catachan regiment..

I steal the hill back...

MAI HILL!!!

Hm? What? Oh, they're fighting again. Must be another hill.

Not my hill, already got one from a few years ago.. man that was a fun one.

(Before you ask, yes, there was a previous one on Dakka. Good read, some funny stuff happened.. )

I use my ninja skills and steal the hill from right under your feet.

My Damn Hill.

Eh here we go again I suppose.

I walk up behind you and smack you with a newspaper. So suprised are thee that you stumble and fall off the hill.

Pulling up a deck chair, I open the newspaper and begin reading.

My reading spot.

Because you stole a reading spot and not a hill, I climb back up to the top.

My Hill.

I look up from the paper, seeing you have climbed back up.

"Somebody's persistent," I comment with a sigh. "I suppose you may be of some use this time round."

With that, I break out the whiskey and Tommy Gun's. "These things always get more interesting when people start forming teams!" I bellow as a completely random and unnecessary horde of Tyranids swarm all around.

Walking up in termie armour, and weilding a thunder hammer and heavy flamer, I slay all the tyranids, thwak the pair of you with my hammer, call in some deep striking terminators to guard me, and claim the hill.

Breaking out a barrel of beer, I wait for the next contender.

MY HILL.

Whacking me indeed.. I do believe in the first game I ended up as a chaos god and we inverted, destroyed, reset and remuddled the universe more times than I can count on my fingers and toes together. To valhalla and back we all went.

I return to the foul realm from which I inhabit to contemplate with Tzeentch and watch the developments on the hill as they begin to unfold...

I call over to one of my terminators: "Gimme another pint!"

Still my beautiful hill

I steal all your beer and put it somewhere else so you have to leave to get more. I walk up the hill.

My hill.

It was my beer originally. Oh well, off to play three-way chess with Tzeentch and Creed.

Might be back for the hill later.

My terminators kill you, and bring me more beer.
Mai Hill

I bring a huge tin opener and crack open your Terminators and promptly shoot them in the skull. I then make a fort out of the empty armour and get a sofa delivered from Tesco.

My Hill

I undermine your fort by digging away the hill, I then transport it to a new location and stand triumphantly on top.

I also take your sofa
My Hill!

Transforming into a sabre-toothed giant earthworm, I burrow under the hill, and eat you and the sofa from below! Yummy.

My hill-with-a-hole-in-it!

I air-drop a cloud of Anthrax on the hill, and I'm the only one with the cure.

My hill.

Tzeentch brings me back from the dead. I put on a gas mask and kill Blap.

My Hill.

I am buried in the hill. My ghost drives the occupants to suicide.

Mah hill.

I am a daemon...
'nuff said.
Mine and blap's hill

The hill becomes a conduit of the spirits, and absolves the daemon and coats it in holy water.

My.

Hill.