King Of The Hill (KOTH)

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**Wrakkar**

Unfortunatley, the holy water was tainted by the warp, and made me into a greater daemon of tzeentch!

I am still here, and can now see into the future!

Mine
and
blap's
damned
hill.

**BlapBlapBlap**

My soul turns into a Black Hole, sucking the hill and the Daemon into an infinitely long string of atomic particles and ejecting them into another dimension. Then my form collapses on itself, turning into a super-concentration of gravity, reassembling the hill.

MY BLOODY HILL.

**Wrakkar**

Tzeentch changes the game: We have a new hill.
Blap's is no longer a hill

I return from the warp (Or through) and sit on it

My Hill!

**BlapBlapBlap**

The new dimension has trapped me forever. Slowly, I tear apart all physical boundaries in my universe. The hill travels through space and time to my precise location.

MY HILL!

**Wrakkar**

Unfortunately, Tzeentch foresaw this, and separated you from us permanently

Your attempt at claiming the hill ends up with you eating a faceful of uranium, which kills you

My Hill!

**BlapBlapBlap**

I'm already dead. I turn into Tzeentch randomly, as all physics breaks.

MY HILL.

**Wrakkar**

BlapBlapBlap wrote:I'm already dead. I turn into Tzeentch randomly, as all physics breaks.

MY HILL.

In your separated universe.

Still my hill. Still got Tzeentch that isn't you

My hill.

**Great White**

Out of confusion I push you off the hill.

My Hill.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Time and space end. I sit on my hill.

My hill.

**Wrakkar**

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Time and space end. I sit on my hill.

My hill.

Thwunk! I whack you on the head with a giant stick.

You roll off the "Hill"

My "Hill"!

**TheRobotLol**

I jump out of absolutely nowhere, and stab you in the back, your lifeless corpse rolling from the hill.

..MY hill..

**BlapBlapBlap**

I make the hill the site of Woodstock. It's now the summer of love, and you get bumrushed by crazy hippies on acid.

My hill.

**Wrakkar**

Healing myself with my powers (as I'm a greater daemon of tzeentch), I get beck onto the hill, send woodstock into the warp, sit down, and enjoy my unobstructed view of the area.

My Hill.

**TheRobotLol**

Picking up a hippie corpse, I toss it at you, knocking you from the hill.

My hill.

**Wrakkar**

Disgusted, I clear up the mess, and transfigure the corpse into a Disc of Tzeentch, which then chases you off the hill

Mai Hill

**bouseherb**

i pop out of the sky like a

ninja

slam down in front of you the i pull out my right hand which is a bionik necron arm with a uge lazar and i say "IMA FIREN MAH LAZAR" blasts you into oblivion then i stand ontop of the hill triumphently call in a mighty

waaagh!

and every single ork in the universe comes and defends me and the hill i am a ork bigger and stronger than thrakka and i am a greater demon of gork and mork how have made me and mah orks super syans and chuck noris bruce lee and nyan cat come to help me defend the hill
MAH HILL NUFF SAID

**BlapBlapBlap**

Draigo.

My hill.

**Wrakkar**

Lascannon to the face x666
'nuff said.

Mai Hill!

**bouseherb**

i yell 42 and take the hill as my home as 42 is the answer to life the universe and everything
my hill

**BlapBlapBlap**

Draigo wielding a Titan in place of his sword.

My hill

**TheRobotLol**

A titan wielding Draigo in place of its Titan close combat weapon.

My hill.

**BlapBlapBlap**

A Titan wielding Draigo wielding a Titan wielding the Sanguinor.

My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

The Emperor wielding the Sanguinor wielding Draigo wielding a warlord titan wielding Khorne.

My hill.

**BlapBlapBlap**

A puppy.

My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

I throw a ball down the hill, the puppy chasing after it.

My hill.

**BlapBlapBlap**

A kitten with no eyes.

**TheRobotLol**

A bunny rabbit with no face, haunting your nightmares..

My hill.

**BlapBlapBlap**

A Cheesesteak.

My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

Death incarnate, following you in the shadows, waiting on the edge of sight. Just....waiting...watching...

My hill..

**BlapBlapBlap**

Half a Cheesesteak.

My hill.