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Why do all of you fools fight in the name of stupidity? The imperium treats you like you're a slave which in a sense you are. Why not help unleash chaos to the galaxy and watch it change it's form from a gigantic war zone to a new expanse of the warp? so tell me... why himanitu? Why the emperor? Don't you see there's no point in fighting?

Why would you want the warp to expand into the material world, when the warp is the equivalent to HELL.

Um, because everyone will die if we throw down our weapons.

DERPITY DERP, if the IoM surrenders to Chaos (impossible), the Eldar, Dark Eldar, Necrons, Tau, Tyranids, etc. don't care. Tyranids eat everyone. Demons stab backs, perpetual warfare on a greater scale. And being in Chaos sucks too.

Do you actually intend to make a valid discussion out of this topic? Because from were I see it, you are either A: trolling, or B: being unnecessarily childish.

So which of the two is it?

The Imperium stands as the only bulwark for Human to rally to.

The Tau wish to convert us.
The Eldar wish to control us.
The Forces of Chaos wish to enslave us.
The Dark Eldar wish to sacrifice us.
The Orks wish to fell us.
The Tyranids wish to consume us.
The Necorons wish to eradicate us.

Listen not to the lies of the heretic brothers! The Imperium at times must take desperate action to insure the dominance of mankind!

For Emperor and Imperium, fight on!

The mods may want to check this out. It seems like a troll directed at Imperium fans.

B*tches love Guardsmen.

Guardsmen travel to all sorts of worlds.

B*tches are on all sorts of worlds.

MATHEMATICAL TRANSITIVE PROPERTY:
Guardsmen get 'em. They get 'em good.

Ifepy wrote:Why do all of you fools fight in the name of stupidity? The imperium treats you like you're a slave which in a sense you are. Why not help unleash chaos to the galaxy and watch it change it's form from a gigantic war zone to a new expanse of the warp? so tell me... why himanitu? Why the emperor? Don't you see there's no point in fighting?

I assume you mean humanity? Well my dear heretic, because only in death dose duty ends. And to serve the emperor is to serve mankind!

Yeah better to fight for my own race than for/with some foul Xeno who doens't have all the good parts at the right places! (possibly.. I don't know how those xeno repoduce)

Redcruisair wrote:Do you actually intend to make a valid discussion out of this topic? Because from were I see it, you are either A: trolling, or B: being unnecessarily childish.

So which of the two is it?

I'd guess its both...

this is why;
Armed with nothing more that a mag-light, a t-shert and balls of steel, they are expected to face off against the horrors of the warp to faster than lighting Xenos, souless metal men to even those of their own kind.
They do what they do becouse they have to, never asking or getting any thanks from the countless worlds that can sleep safely that night becouse of them. They are the hammer, shield and sword of the IoM. With out the guard the whole of the IoM would fall.

"We first and last line of of the defence of man. Let none take that honnor from you."

This is why: There Is Only War!

Fighters for the Imperium are either desperate and don't want to die, or are brainwashed.

Because If I fought for Chaos I'd have no time to paint my toy soldiers.

The Mad Tanker wrote:.
The Dark Eldar wish to sacrifice us.

You got us all wrong. We just want to play with you. You like playing, right? Come on back to our place, we have this great new game called "Unparalleled Agony." It's awesome. You trust us, right?

Ribon Fox wrote:this is why;
Armed with nothing more that a mag-light, a t-shert and balls of steel, they are expected to face off against the horrors of the warp to faster than lighting Xenos, souless metal men to even those of their own kind.
They do what they do becouse they have to, never asking or getting any thanks from the countless worlds that can sleep safely that night becouse of them. They are the hammer, shield and sword of the IoM. With out the guard the whole of the IoM would fall.

"We first and last line of of the defence of man. Let none take that honnor from you."

This. All this, and with a feth load of fun tanks

Lol I'm not trolling I really want to know why the dakkanauts serve humanity. I used to be a SM player but then I found out that the government were over the top in making you their beyatch for lack of a better word. I fell to chaos because I do what I want when I want. Raiding helpess worlds, worshipping he who thirsts (thx for the gifts slaanesh (+1 in) ), and of course doing battle with claw handed daemonettes.

Honestly what's so good about serving people who don't appreciate you when you can serve chaos and have a front seat in hell?

Servant of a Chaos god that mutates you seems better than serving other humans?

Pretty confused, aren't you.

Sorry if I personally sounded a bit troll/childish but I couldn't adequately type what I was thinking. Just refer to The Mad Tanker. Bleh.


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Oh, oops. Couldn't tell if the question was directed at me or him/her/it. With being on the Heretic side, you have to constantly attack/ kill things without rest. Sure, you get loot, but you don't have any comrades. Your squad-mates are just there for the loot just like you.

Don't get me wrong, I love Blood Gorgons, but this doesn't make the slightest sense. For one thing, who the heck would the IoM surrender to?

@thecaptain

Servant of humans that care nothing of you or your sacrifices as you contribute to a cause that is futile? I understand the final stand concept where there's honor in fighting to the end as a loyal soldier but at the same time you will not be remembered, you fight for an empire that gives you no freedom, that is corrupt (high lords of terra) and that the emperor you serve will eventually crumble?

Sorry, but servants of chaos are even less cared for. If you were arguing for like...Dark Eldar or Corsairs, it'd be one thing; but chaos is basically a more mean, less caring, more corrupt version of the imperium. At least SOMEONE in the imperium is in charge of keeping you fed and armed. In service to chaos, you have to scrape away to survive.

This just seems like a massive troll thread. No one talks like that.

Now please place yourself infront of my Baneblade in an orderly fashion.
I need to grease its tracks.

It's either cake or death, and the cake is a lie.

Being a peon and working 16 hour days in the Imperium is a sucky lot in life, but not as bad as being turned inside out, growing a cancerous mutation and/or being eaten alive on a Daemon World, or having to become one of Firefly's Reavers just to keep on top. Meaning that you are doing the eating.

Watch Event Horizon. Life wouldn't exactly be all that grand having to spend it like that crew. And on a Daemon World, life might be damn near an eternity of suffering.

I'm leaving. Can someone bring a mod or something? It's not that big of a deal (not extreme stupid) but come on.

Fighting for humanity in a galaxy full of supernatural, deadly alien menaces, appeals to us.

We're all human right? That's why some people like the Imperium.

Because I <3 hellguns.

And artillery, lots and lots of shinny artillery.

Oh and Guardsmen go indeed get 'em good.

Because even if the current Imperium is just a twisted parody of what it once was and could have been, it remains Mankind's only hope for survival and a chance for the future.

Because we fight for the man to our right, heretic. Something that you cannot conceive troll.

If a man dies that another should live, that man's spirit shall eat at the Emperor's table

Only in Death Does Duty End, slave of the warp.

GambleDwarf wrote:Because we fight for the man to our right, heretic. Something that you cannot conceive troll.

LOLOLOL

If a man dies that another should live, that man's spirit shall eat at the Emperor's table

I recall a saying IRL "He who dies for his friends will live forever."

Inquisitor Jex wrote:Yeah better to fight for my own race than for/with some foul Xeno who doens't have all the good parts at the right places! (possibly.. I don't know how those xeno repoduce)

Eldar have them in the right places

Ifepy wrote:@thecaptain

Servant of humans that care nothing of you or your sacrifices as you contribute to a cause that is futile? I understand the final stand concept where there's honor in fighting to the end as a loyal soldier but at the same time you will not be remembered, you fight for an empire that gives you no freedom, that is corrupt (high lords of terra) and that the emperor you serve will eventually crumble?

High Lords of Terra? Who are those? Space Marines serve the Emperor, not those mewling maggots.