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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 08:44:50
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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Though the easy answer would be unimaginable pain prolonged for decades at the hands of the Dark Eldar, to the point that one's still conscious and lucid body could scarcely be distinguished from a a hunk of meat hanging from a meat hook in an abattoir, the Harlequin's Kiss is up there in my book. What's your take?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 08:47:08
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Interrogation for heresy by the inquisition?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 09:25:51
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Penitent Engine'd by SoB/ecclesiarchy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 09:34:12
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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Demon-possession sounds less than fun. Same with a ninth action. Turned into a Grotesque or Arco-Flaggellant sounds less than thrilling as well. Getting raped by a 300 kg Slaaneshi Space Marine who insists on laying on top is probably not a good way yo go also. Nevermind facing a Lictor who just for gak and giggles just sprays you with the intestines of everyone you have ever liked nevermind loved.
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If you have nothing nice to say then say frakking nothing. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 12:05:57
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Worst way that I could die in 40K?
My soul being forever tortured by the likes of Chaos Gods, no fate can be much worse than this - even being captured by Dark Eldar.
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The universe has many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our crusade to save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 12:08:59
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Terrifying Doombull
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Well tis be a long list indeed, but here are a few.
1. Get manshagged by a group Of Cacthan Devils
2. Encounter a Noise Marine
3. Loose a figth with a Genestealer, and get faceraped + implanted with a genestealer seed!
4. HERESY!
5. Get shot with a Necron weapon
6. Dropping the soap nearby a gang of Slaanshi Cultists
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 12:32:47
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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The WORST way you could go?
Retconned out of the universe by Matt Ward ofc.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 15:07:33
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
New Zealand
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Chaos Dreadnought sounds pretty bad
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 15:24:56
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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The worst way I can think of would have to be becoming a Slaaneshi Daemon Princes plaything. They ain't shortened to DP without good reason ya know!
And if I had a choice? Well now, I'll take Muti-Melta thank you very much indeedy.. The briefest flash of pain, then, POOF, reduced to your constituant atoms in less time than it takes to blink...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 17:47:45
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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An Eldar who's om-nom'd by Slaanesh. There's a reason they're so terrified of it.
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My Armies:
5,500pts
2,700pts
2,000pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 17:53:04
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I can't think of anything that would be worse than getting captured by Dark Eldar.
They go out of their way to cause physical agony, and they get off on doing it for extended periods of time. A tyranid just wants to eat you.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 18:04:09
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Hasn't this been answered before. For the benefit of this thread..
Absorbed by tyranid biomass spores....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 18:49:03
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Powerful Pegasus Knight
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You make a deal with one of the Chaos gods to become invincible and they lock you in a small blank room with nothing to do and nobody to talk to for the rest of eternity.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 18:52:13
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Being turned into a Daemon host by a radial inquisitor
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 23:32:21
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Old age..can you imagine all the crap that you would experiance through out the many soul sapping years of terror , toil, and tiresome grimdarkness..
Better to die early and messy then to linger on, and on.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/21 23:47:29
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Stormin' Stompa
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Taken into the warp would be the worst.
At second though, would be the Parasite of Mortrex infecting you. Having ripper eggs growing in your marrow, splintering your bones would be pretty agonising.
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/22 05:00:29
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Be an Imperial guardsmen.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/22 06:21:42
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
Croatia
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^This, because you have all wonderful choices stated in this thread + being lobotomized (servitor style)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/22 06:24:01
ADB: I showed the Wolves revealing the key weakness at the heart of the World Eaters; showing Angron that his Legion was broken and worthless compared to the others; that he was the one primarch who couldn't trust his own warriors, and that they didn't care if he lived or died; showing that loyalty to brothers and sons is the heart of success for the Legiones Astartes, to the point even Lorgar makes a big deal out of saying the World Eaters and their primarch were massively outclassed by Russ, and Angron was too stupid to see the lesson Russ had sacrificed time, sweat, and blood, to teach. We're talking about a battle the Wolves won, by isolating the enemy general through pack tactics, and threatening to kill him, without a hope of defending himself. It was a balance, 50/50 - Angron overpowered Russ, and the Wolves were losing ground to the World Eaters; but Russ and his warriors had Angron by the balls, and barely broke a sweat. They won, no question. Lorgar even says: "The Wolves won, meathead."
Dorn won’t help you either. He’s too busy being the Emperor’s groundskeeper, hiding behind the palace walls. The Wolf is too busy cutting off heads as our father’s executioner, while the Lion holds on to his secrets, and has no special fondness for you. Who else will come? Not Ferrus, certainly. Nor Corax either. Even as we speak, I suspect he flees for Deliverance. Sanguinius?’ Curze laughed cruelly. ‘The angel is more cursed than I. The Khan? He does not wish to be found. So who is left? No one, Vulkan. None of them will come. You are simply not that important. You are alone.’ Konrad Curze to Vulkan
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/22 06:44:15
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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[Literally] Fall into the warp.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/22 06:44:28
Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/22 06:53:04
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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I would think getting captured by the Dark Eldar would be the worst way to go.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/22 06:53:14
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Canada
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Joining Nurgle--
And then Nurgle forgets to make the diseases painless.
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Imperial Guard (and friends) fighting for the Greater Good.
Armies: 2500 points 1850 points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/22 22:05:25
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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It involves Slaanesh and immortality. As in, an eternity for him/her/it to play with you...
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/22 22:39:44
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
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Beaviz81 wrote:Demon-possession sounds less than fun. Same with a ninth action. Turned into a Grotesque or Arco-Flaggellant sounds less than thrilling as well. Getting raped by a 300 kg Slaaneshi Space Marine who insists on laying on top is probably not a good way yo go also. Nevermind facing a Lictor who just for gak and giggles just sprays you with the intestines of everyone you have ever liked nevermind loved.
I've been looking everywhere but I can't find any thorough descriptions of the 9 actions. Can anyone please give me a source?
Also OT, in the Night Lord audio drama Throne of Lies, an assassin dies after 17 days of excruciation at the hands of Talos. Thats about the worst way to die I've read about in 40k.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/22 22:42:57
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Getting tortured by a Daemon of the Undying (I think its their name) Where they know all forms of painful torture where you will give up everything at the end.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/23 00:09:08
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
Eboli, Italy
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Leman Russ, without doubt.
C'mon, he was a barbaric viking who rise up with the "stronger survives" ideology, his chapter IS one, if not THE, most anarchic chapter among ALL THE OTHERS, I don't wanna think what he or his chapter can do.
Inquisition interrogation, dark eldar sadistic ways of torture, Slaanesh perversions...
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The wolves are back! *feral howl*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/23 00:29:42
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Survive getting attacked by the Parasite of Mortrex. You either live for a few hours until your ripped apart from the inside by Ripper Swarms, or die within seconds from them.
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"There is a cancer eating at the Imperium. With each decade it advances deeper, leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has thought and purpose that functions on an unimaginable, galactic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of bioengineered monsters it unleashes upon us by instinct. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Tyranid race, but if is aware of us at all it must know us only as Prey."
Hive Fleet Grootslang 15000+
Servants of the Void 2000+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/23 00:54:42
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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As a guardsmen, there are plenty of ways to die. The worst of those I bet would be to be run over by one of your own tanks because they don't value enough to wait for you to get out of the way.
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WAAAGH!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/23 00:59:30
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Been Around the Block
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Doesn't it all depend on how you decide the soul works? As in, if you die its just black, or if you die your soul cant be taken. Then dying and your soul getting sucked into some chaos playground should be worst thing ever, unless souls can expire.
If souls dont work that way, Dark Eldar would be worst I think.
Slaaneshi involvment doesn't have to be bad, if you end up on he/she/its side, since then all that pain and joy would just be pleasure in a perverted form. You would enjoy it all.
I think though, were I to wake up tomorrow in a warhammer 40k Hive, I'd empty a boltgun to the face first chance I got. As far as I know, suicide doesn't lead to feeding chaos. :-/
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/23 01:12:07
Subject: The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Being eaten alive by squigs doesn't sound too pleasant either.
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Games Workshop: Ruining Chaos Space Marines since 2007
First they raised prices on the Eldar, and I did not speak out because I did not play Eldar.
Then, they raised prices on the Orks, and I did not speak out because I did not play Orks.
Then, they raised prices on the Nids, and I did not speak out because I did not play Nids.
Then, they raised prices on the Marines, and there was nobody to speak out for me. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/12/23 04:48:00
Subject: Re:The worst way you could go in the 40K universe?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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