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Armies involved:Imperial guard
                              Sisters of Battle
                              Chaos Space marines(nurgle)
Key charaters:
Sgt. Fred
-Sgt. Fred's Squad
Sister Samantha
-Sisters Samantha's squad
Inquisitor A-hole the 4th
Globulous the plaque
Random cute little girl number 487,823


Plot:
Minions of Nurgle have attacked the planet of nintendu VIII, Space Marines, and Imperial guard and Witch hunters are fighting off the threat. On the other side of the planet untouched by this conflict thus far Sister Samantha and her squad with inquistor A-hole checking for chaos at Hive city hector-decka-alpha. Mean while on patrol of Hive city hector-decka-alpha Sgt. Fred is on patrol and confronts a small chaos force, enter small fight. Runs back reports, inquisitor A-Hole questions sgt. Fred and his men, Fred finds Samantha, enter romance. Sisters, Sgt.Fred and company, and Inquistor A-hole goes back to the spot, gets ambused by nurglings and trator guard, win, Find a HUGE battle force of nurgle prepairing to attach the unawares hive city. Mad rush back to the city, Warn every one, Inquisitor A-hole goes missing. Call out for help to the Space marines/guard/sisters. Nurgle attacks Huge battle here. half way though the fight Inquisitor A-hole walks past the lines against all logic. He raises his hand Green mists forms on the line, Half of the guards men on the line become sick, vomit and have pussy sores and fall over dead, Inquisitor A-Hole turns into Globulous the plaque insert Dioluge between heros and villan. Fred charges, small fight, gets owned, Freds squad comes up trying to save fred, most of them get owned. Sister samantha and her squad unleash holy furry on Globulous the plaque, he runs. The guardsmen that died to the green gas return as nurgle zombies or somthing, both sister squads and guard are wittled down. find refuge, freds wounds arent healing, sisters fix him up as good as they can, Enter last stand fight. Fight is going very badly at this point, fred and samantha get all the remaining forces under thier command and do the epic fight. It gets to CC, Fred and samantha are owning up, guards and siststers arent doing too well, it gets to Globulous and Samantha attacks gets owned, Fred in anger attacks does better than the last time but still doesnt drop him. Samantha makes on last charge gets killed, holy light surrounds fred as he charges and fells his foe, Death love scene. Guards and sisters are losing, then light appears, drop pods rain from the sky (kinda like the DoW intro ending) Leman russes make thier appearance, floods of guards men... end movie

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