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Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

notobi wrote:im hungry can we go to kill some heretics?

Not before you finish off your vegetables


Join my Khornate warband here: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/419388.page#3722432
Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

No! They taste terrible! We're going to eat Xenos!

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

*Takes up some vegetables with a fork, making thunderhawk sounds while closing in at Blapblapblaps mouth*

Eat the vegetables!!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/12/18 19:51:00



Join my Khornate warband here: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/419388.page#3722432
Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:*Takes up some vegetables with a fork, making thunderhawk sounds while closing in at Blapblapblaps mouth*

Eat the vegetables!!


Never!

*Shoves fork into the Rev's belly. He begins to bleed.*

noobbomb: Sorry, the Decoy machine is failing!

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

*Rev's up autocannon*
+Eat your damnable...+
*autocannon falls off*
+Anyone want to help me with this, if not I'm shoving the techmarine in my socket+


DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in us
Daemonic Dreadnought






AL

Wardragoon wrote:*Rev's up autocannon*
+Eat your damnable...+
*autocannon falls off*
+Anyone want to help me with this, if not I'm shoving the techmarine in my socket+


Here, this should do it, (duct tapes it back on), looks good as new.

Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.

"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB 
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

King Pariah wrote:
Wardragoon wrote:*Rev's up autocannon*
+Eat your damnable...+
*autocannon falls off*
+Anyone want to help me with this, if not I'm shoving the techmarine in my socket+


Here, this should do it, (duct tapes it back on), looks good as new.

Good, now eat the vegetables! Then you can go and kill some heretics


-Draco


Join my Khornate warband here: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/419388.page#3722432
Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in gb
Jealous that Horus is Warmaster



Third ditch from the left, Istvaan V

You lot scare me...

Place your faith in your warmachines

Blood for the Blood God!!!!!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!!!!!
AND MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!!!

600pts
600pts  
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

I think this is the corner where all the drug/booze/ridalin/sleep deprived/insane people go, probably why I feel so at home


DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:
King Pariah wrote:
Wardragoon wrote:*Rev's up autocannon*
+Eat your damnable...+
*autocannon falls off*
+Anyone want to help me with this, if not I'm shoving the techmarine in my socket+


Here, this should do it, (duct tapes it back on), looks good as new.

Good, now eat the vegetables! Then you can go and kill some heretics


-Draco


NO!
*Runs out of the room crying*

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Colonel-Commissar wrote:You lot scare me...

.....and why they should have eating lessons.

   
Made in us
Ravager





Ft campbell ky

Name: Brother sudo
Nickname: Ravager
Squad/model: Furioso dread with frag launcher
Likes: Blood fists, blood talons and everything that explodes
Dislikes: Necrons, things that go squish, any idiotic creature dumb enough to let him shoot them with his frag cannon
Description: Once He was a Tact Marine with melta, who no matter the cause or no matter the instance he was always in the thick of battle blasting away any and all xenos he could find smashing in their faces with the butt of his melta blasting tanks and skimmers alike and almost always creating the deafening sound for all to hear the rupturing of the insides of the tanks and skimmers etc non were safe until the fateful day he met the c'tan shard the lord of fire, though he fought valiantly with his squad he suffered a most ill fate as his precious melta was forced to explode his lone sergeant who remained took hold of brother sudo and dragged his torn and broken body away from battle back on the flag ship servitors and priests worked feverishly to repair what they could few days later he awoke to his new body and home, ever since he has been ravaging every army that ever stood against him and his chapter, now he waits for the the chance to gain vengeance against this Lord of fire
How does he/she look?: before he was blonde blue eyes pale skin, now with even more pale skin, has half his face no legs and is missing his left arm his eyes were replaced with augments and every muscle and nerve is now sown into the dread its self.

So what did a squad of Fire Dragons say to the ork stompa?
MUhahahahah Apocaliptic Explosion!!!

3000 pts  
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

thenoobbomb wrote:
Colonel-Commissar wrote:You lot scare me...

.....and why they should have eating lessons.


WHY MUST YOU HURT MY FEELINGS?!

Watch TV CATS in my sig.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in us
Daemonic Dreadnought






AL

BlapBlapBlap wrote:
The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:
King Pariah wrote:
Wardragoon wrote:*Rev's up autocannon*
+Eat your damnable...+
*autocannon falls off*
+Anyone want to help me with this, if not I'm shoving the techmarine in my socket+


Here, this should do it, (duct tapes it back on), looks good as new.

Good, now eat the vegetables! Then you can go and kill some heretics


-Draco


NO!
*Runs out of the room crying*


*shoots out kneecap with Lascannon then drags you back to the table.*

Now set a good example for all our marines and eat your veggies or i'm gonna get chapter master to assign you to potato peeling duties.

Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.

"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

No! *I sow my mouth shut and bash my head on the table* Why are you so mean?!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/12/19 17:41:48


BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

whrextheimpaler wrote:Name: Brother sudo
Nickname: Ravager
Squad/model: Furioso dread with frag launcher
Likes: Blood fists, blood talons and everything that explodes
Dislikes: Necrons, things that go squish, any idiotic creature dumb enough to let him shoot them with his frag cannon
Description: Once He was a Tact Marine with melta, who no matter the cause or no matter the instance he was always in the thick of battle blasting away any and all xenos he could find smashing in their faces with the butt of his melta blasting tanks and skimmers alike and almost always creating the deafening sound for all to hear the rupturing of the insides of the tanks and skimmers etc non were safe until the fateful day he met the c'tan shard the lord of fire, though he fought valiantly with his squad he suffered a most ill fate as his precious melta was forced to explode his lone sergeant who remained took hold of brother sudo and dragged his torn and broken body away from battle back on the flag ship servitors and priests worked feverishly to repair what they could few days later he awoke to his new body and home, ever since he has been ravaging every army that ever stood against him and his chapter, now he waits for the the chance to gain vengeance against this Lord of fire
How does he/she look?: before he was blonde blue eyes pale skin, now with even more pale skin, has half his face no legs and is missing his left arm his eyes were replaced with augments and every muscle and nerve is now sown into the dread its self.

Welcome to our ranks old one! People, say hello to him

-Draco


Join my Khornate warband here: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/419388.page#3722432
Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

whrextheimpaler wrote:Name: Brother sudo
Nickname: Ravager
Squad/model: Furioso dread with frag launcher
Likes: Blood fists, blood talons and everything that explodes
Dislikes: Necrons, things that go squish, any idiotic creature dumb enough to let him shoot them with his frag cannon
Description: Once He was a Tact Marine with melta, who no matter the cause or no matter the instance he was always in the thick of battle blasting away any and all xenos he could find smashing in their faces with the butt of his melta blasting tanks and skimmers alike and almost always creating the deafening sound for all to hear the rupturing of the insides of the tanks and skimmers etc non were safe until the fateful day he met the c'tan shard the lord of fire, though he fought valiantly with his squad he suffered a most ill fate as his precious melta was forced to explode his lone sergeant who remained took hold of brother sudo and dragged his torn and broken body away from battle back on the flag ship servitors and priests worked feverishly to repair what they could few days later he awoke to his new body and home, ever since he has been ravaging every army that ever stood against him and his chapter, now he waits for the the chance to gain vengeance against this Lord of fire
How does he/she look?: before he was blonde blue eyes pale skin, now with even more pale skin, has half his face no legs and is missing his left arm his eyes were replaced with augments and every muscle and nerve is now sown into the dread its self.


Hi there!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/12/19 18:26:53


BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

OOC:Welcome

BIC:
+Damnit if you want Grot pudding you have to eat your vegetables+


DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Wardragoon wrote:
+Damnit if you want Grot pudding you have to eat your vegetables+


I'M A GONNA DESTROY YOUSE!!!

*My head explodes. I reappear*

it all!

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

*Brains drip off the Dreadnought chassis*
+Someone is cleaning this up, or I am destroying the shower's+


DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in fi
Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate





in vaginer place where i hunt down clowns!

now, be a nice by and eat your vegetables like a real space marine and the you get a coockie!

for the EMPRAH!!!!!!
2000pts

 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Fine... but only if you watch the video!

*Picks up broccoli with fork. I take a bite out of it.*

Wow... This is actually kind of delicious...

*Face swells up. I start gasping for air*

Help *WHEEZE* CANNOT BREATH

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

+Wait for the progenoids to kick in+


DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

Watched the video, NOW STOP DYING AND EAT YOUR VEGETABLES


Join my Khornate warband here: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/419388.page#3722432
Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

URK!

*Swallows more vegetables*

Can I have my cookie...?

*GOES INTO A SEIZURE!*

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in us
Daemonic Dreadnought






AL

*Blows off BlapBlapBlap's head* Well the seizure has stopped

*1, 2, 3, BlapBlapBlap comes walking through the door* Now you can have your cookie (little does BlapBlapBlap know that the cookie was baked with hallucinogenics)

(whispers to self, "this should be fun"

Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.

"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England




I... NEED... MORE... COOKIE!

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in us
Daemonic Dreadnought






AL

Here have some more! And by the way, this room is filled with Xenos, except me, don't you wanna kill Xenos?

Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.

"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Quick Question: Was this thread existent in 1970? It just said that I posted in 1970. I want answers!

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

King Pariah wrote:Here have some more! And by the way, this room is filled with Xenos, except me, don't you wanna kill Xenos?


Nah, I LIKE TRAINS NOW!

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
 
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