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Made in fi
Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate





in vaginer place where i hunt down clowns!

thanks god i have power armor! you could crush my balls!
Why everybody tries to kick my balls of when i use drop pods and strong language?

for the EMPRAH!!!!!!
2000pts

 
   
Made in fi
Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate





in vaginer place where i hunt down clowns!

thanks god i have power armor! you could crush my balls!
Why everybody tries to kick my balls of when i use drop pods and strong language?

for the EMPRAH!!!!!!
2000pts

 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

I CRUSH YO BALLS WITH MAH POWERFIST!

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in fi
Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate





in vaginer place where i hunt down clowns!

what the hell just happened (spiting out some blood)
do the meteorite hit me?

for the EMPRAH!!!!!!
2000pts

 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

I wouldn't talk if I were you. Your lungs are ruptured. Would you like a Sanguinary Priest to look at you?

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...


Balls to it! Now everyone, clam down. Notobi, sorry about you balls.
*Hands out a pair of shining brass balls.*

Carry these with dignity.

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Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

HERESY!

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:HERESY!

*Hits you in the face*
You were the one who took his balls and ruptured his lungs! Now shut up and help my carrying him to the apothecarys office!


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Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Alright, just let me get a snack for the road.
*Rips out liver and starts gnawing at it*

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in fi
Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate





in vaginer place where i hunt down clowns!

someone help me! guy gonna kill me!!!

for the EMPRAH!!!!!!
2000pts

 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

No I'm not, I'm helping you get to the apocathery.

*Rips right arm out of socket and takes a bite out of it*

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

Stop eating him!
*Takes the arm and the liver from Blapblapblaps hands and puts them back on notobi.*
If he doenst survive from this, then we will have a new dreadnought coming in.


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Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

But I wanna be a Dreadnought too! I'll hurt myself if that's what it takes.
*I shove my fist into my belly and remove my stomach. I then proceed to bite out my heart*
Yay... Gonna be a Dreadnought...

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:But I wanna be a Dreadnought too! I'll hurt myself if that's what it takes.
*I shove my fist into my belly and remove my stomach. I then proceed to bite out my heart*
Yay... Gonna be a Dreadnought...

You will need our chapter masters permission for that.

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Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Awwwww... But I'm dying now... Promise me that you'll make me a Dreadnou...
*My eyes roll back. I collapse on the floor. I give out my last breath.*

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

*Goes to the corpse and takes out a watch. "3...2...1" I whisper and then look at the door. Blapblapblap walks in, with full healt.*
That didnt take long.

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Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in gb
Stalwart Tribune





In the Trenchs

Ummm sorry for rekking the monastry :(

Praise be to Dark Sphere savior of cheapskates! 
   
Made in gb
Jealous that Horus is Warmaster



Third ditch from the left, Istvaan V

You shall not be forgiven!!!!! Ahem [reaches for penance crusade form] Sign here please.

Place your faith in your warmachines

Blood for the Blood God!!!!!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!!!!!
AND MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!!!

600pts
600pts  
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

Colonel-Commissar wrote:You shall not be forgiven!!!!! Ahem [reaches for penance crusade form] Sign here please.

Gives a pen.
"Sing in, NOW!"


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Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in nl
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Serving with the 197th

@thenoobbomb, this seems to be getting out of hand, no?
And besides random acts of violence is there anything going to happen?

Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:*Goes to the corpse and takes out a watch. "3...2...1" I whisper and then look at the door. Blapblapblap walks in, with full healt.*
That didnt take long.


Awww ! Why won't I die?!

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in fi
Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate





in vaginer place where i hunt down clowns!

hey guys im dying hear so where is aphotecary
(scream in pain)


-Gabriel

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for the EMPRAH!!!!!!
2000pts

 
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

notobi wrote:hey guys im dying hear so where is aphotecary
(scream in pain)


-Gabriel

Shut up. What are you, a man or a mouse?
If you die then we will get a new ancient one

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Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

+Just grab some duct tape, fixes damn near anything+

OOC: Though I do wonder where our exalted op is

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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in fi
Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate





in vaginer place where i hunt down clowns!

this is my last pray brothers, my last hymn so pleas sing with me.
"From Ancient Terra the Emperor commands His Proud Sons."

"From revered Blood-stock these Warriors are made His Proud sons."

"No fear they shall know as Adeptus Astartes, His Proud Sons."

"Humanity's foes they defend against all, His Proud Sons"

"Warrior Elite, Unbreakable spirit, Astartes!"

"Supreme Defenders, Unchallenged in Battle Astartes!"

"Warrior Elite, Unbreakable spirit, Astartes!"

"Courage and honor, Emperor and Primarch, Astartes!"


"after that Gabriel takes hes last breath"

for the EMPRAH!!!!!!
2000pts

 
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

notobi wrote:this is my last pray brothers, my last hymn so pleas sing with me.
"From Ancient Terra the Emperor commands His Proud Sons."

"From revered Blood-stock these Warriors are made His Proud sons."

"No fear they shall know as Adeptus Astartes, His Proud Sons."

"Humanity's foes they defend against all, His Proud Sons"

"Warrior Elite, Unbreakable spirit, Astartes!"

"Supreme Defenders, Unchallenged in Battle Astartes!"

"Warrior Elite, Unbreakable spirit, Astartes!"

"Courage and honor, Emperor and Primarch, Astartes!"


"after that Gabriel takes hes last breath"


Stop singin and dying. If you die then you will respawn in 3 seconds.
Ps. what was the name of the song?

-Draco

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Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

notobi wrote:Name:Brother Gabriel
Model:devastator of 3th company
Likes: blow things up, kill heretics, pray the emperor, wach intergalactic imperial sumo wrestling and and scream KABOOOM!
Dislikes: heretics! chaos space marines, xenos, etc.
Description:Gabriel is one of most aggressive devastator of all time, even under the command he do what he wants and run to close combat with the enemy with hes plasma cannon and when the enemy realize that the gun gona explode they run away in fear and terror!
Gabriel´s temperament is high that you need a terminator to hold him back!
Looks:Gabriel´s face is sacred and scery and hes eyes blaze with fire of heat of battle. Hes bald and in hes forehead is burned imperial eagle!

am i in?

Well, why wouldn't you be in?

   
Made in fi
Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate





in vaginer place where i hunt down clowns!

the song name was proud astartes

for the EMPRAH!!!!!!
2000pts

 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

loner wrote:@thenoobbomb, this seems to be getting out of hand, no?
And besides random acts of violence is there anything going to happen?

Well, next to random violence I will do some Christmas violence!
And were now busy upgrading the respawn/machine..

   
Made in fi
Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate





in vaginer place where i hunt down clowns!

im hungry can we go to kill some heretics?

for the EMPRAH!!!!!!
2000pts

 
   
 
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