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The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:YEAH! Cookies and porn for everyone!!

Fine. (Not this again...)

Ok then. 10 hours of brutal physical training and spirit purification for everyone.

OOOOOHHHHHHHH , and more

The Deathless Host wrote:hmm lets expriment!!

*shoots BlapBlapBlap through the head. BlapBlapBlap reapears in front of every ones eyes!*

Die chaos scum!!!!

*shoots BlapBlapBlap through the head. BlapBlapBlap reapears in front of every ones eyes!*

Stop that!!!

*Uses crazy mind powers. Deathless Host's head explodes!*

FLAMES ARE FUN!

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

The Deathless Host wrote:hmm lets expriment!!

*shoots BlapBlapBlap through the head. BlapBlapBlap reapears in front of every ones eyes!*

Die chaos scum!!!!

*shoots BlapBlapBlap through the head. BlapBlapBlap reapears in front of every ones eyes!*

Stop that!!!

*Uses crazy mind powers. Deathless Host's head explodes!*

FLAMES ARE FUN!

releases a burst of raw phycic energy which banishes the deamon from BlapBlapBlap's body. (wow i should take librarium training!)

Stop killing yourselves NOW!

ONLY IF I GET LIBARARIUM TRAINING!!!!!

NEVAR!

*Deathless' head falls off. Swathes of rats pour out of his throat. Then his head comes on backwards and he grows breasts*

OHH THIS
*changes back to deamon prince and grabs BlapBlapBlap and takes him to a holding cell and throws him in it closes door and changes back to human form*

You can never defeat me!

*Thousands of Blaps come through the door. The original Blap turns into an Avatar of Khaine and sets Deathless on fire*

*I summon a host of bloodletters*

Battle of epicness !!!!!!!!

YAY!

*Everyone else leaves the world as the mighty Blap and Deathless duel as Blaps and Bloodletters battle by their feet*

Where's the chapter master when you need him?

+The Chapter master ate my taco's, I had to lock him in the cupboard.......come to think of it I should let him out+

Now THIS!!!!! is why you guys are messed up. I shall go on a Crusade of Penance to atone for our Chapter's sins.

YOU'D BETTER HAVE A DECENT APOLOGY WHEN I GET BACK!!!!!

Colonel-Commissar wrote:Now THIS!!!!! is why you guys are messed up. I shall go on a Crusade of Penance to atone for our Chapter's sins.

YOU'D BETTER HAVE A DECENT APOLOGY WHEN I GET BACK!!!!!

Say Hi to your ex for me!!!!!

The Deathless Host wrote:

Colonel-Commissar wrote:Now THIS!!!!! is why you guys are messed up. I shall go on a Crusade of Penance to atone for our Chapter's sins.

YOU'D BETTER HAVE A DECENT APOLOGY WHEN I GET BACK!!!!!

Say Hi to your ex for me!!!!!

Just to let you know, I drank all of the fuel in your spaceship.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

The Deathless Host wrote:

Colonel-Commissar wrote:Now THIS!!!!! is why you guys are messed up. I shall go on a Crusade of Penance to atone for our Chapter's sins.

YOU'D BETTER HAVE A DECENT APOLOGY WHEN I GET BACK!!!!!

Say Hi to your ex for me!!!!!

Just to let you know, I drank all of the fuel in your spaceship.

Oh, did blapblapblap suffer from the Black Rage?
Lets put him in a dreadnought!

I can never go away for a day to one or another planet called 'The Old World' and find some rat-friends

And no, it is time to rebuild the Chapter Monastery! First, we will cover all holes with posters from the playboy.

30 Rock? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

thenoobbomb wrote:30 Rock? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

I know, it sucks.

I want to be a Dreadnought with Blood Talons!

Colonel-Commissar wrote:Now THIS!!!!! is why you guys are messed up. I shall go on a Crusade of Penance to atone for our Chapter's sins.

YOU'D BETTER HAVE A DECENT APOLOGY WHEN I GET BACK!!!!!

Weren't you alredy in it?

Op
We must do as the chapter master said. I've already started recruiting more people to our ranks, and patching up holes of our chapter monastery. Everyone who doesnt do as the chapter master says, must go through 5 hours of terrible torturing.


-Draco

More hours.
12.

Name:Brother Gabriel
Model:devastator of 3th company
Likes: blow things up, kill heretics, pray the emperor, wach intergalactic imperial sumo wrestling and and scream KABOOOM!
Dislikes: heretics! chaos space marines, xenos, etc.
Description:Gabriel is one of most aggressive devastator of all time, even under the command he do what he wants and run to close combat with the enemy with hes plasma cannon and when the enemy realize that the gun gona explode they run away in fear and terror!
Gabriel´s temperament is high that you need a terminator to hold him back!
Looks:Gabriel´s face is sacred and scery and hes eyes blaze with fire of heat of battle. Hes bald and in hes forehead is burned imperial eagle!

am i in?

notobi wrote:Name:Brother Gabriel
Model:devastator of 3th company
Likes: blow things up, kill heretics, pray the emperor, wach intergalactic imperial sumo wrestling and and scream KABOOOM!
Dislikes: heretics! chaos space marines, xenos, etc.
Description:Gabriel is one of most aggressive devastator of all time, even under the command he do what he wants and run to close combat with the enemy with hes plasma cannon and when the enemy realize that the gun gona explode they run away in fear and terror!
Gabriel´s temperament is high that you need a terminator to hold him back!
Looks:Gabriel´s face is sacred and scery and hes eyes blaze with fire of heat of battle. Hes bald and in hes forehead is burned imperial eagle!

am i in?

Greetings Battle-Brother!

Suddenly, through the roof falls a drop pod and hits on the floor.
one of the drop pods doors melted and and there jumped out a marine ho cried "For The EPRAAHHH!!!"


i just wanted an impressive entrance

notobi wrote:Suddenly, through the roof falls a drop pod and hits on the floor.
one of the drop pods doors melted and and there jumped out a marine ho cried "For The EPRAAHHH!!!"


i just wanted an impressive entrance

I thought you were gonna shout "For the OPRAAHHHH!!!"
But seriously, welcome in battle brother! Report to my office so that we can check the purity of your spirit (we had little problems with chaos lately)

-Draco

YOU THINK IM HERETIC!!!!
YOU THINK IM #@%&!+*/¤@ HERETIC?
IM NOT A HERETIC!!!!!

punch in the face


-Gabriel

notobi wrote:YOU THINK IM HERETIC!!!!
YOU THINK IM #@%&!+*/¤@ HERETIC?
IM NOT A HERETIC!!!!!

punch in the face


-Gabriel

*I grab your fist and retaliate by a kick to your balls*

I suspect anyone about heresy. Now, shall we do this by the easy or the hard way?

I take you apart. Then I proceed to slap the Rev in the face with my Powerfist. Then I help him up and explain good manners to him.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:I take you apart. Then I proceed to slap the Rev in the face with my Powerfist. Then I help him up and explain good manners to him.

Well... I guess that works too