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*Aim's bolter at head of traitor* "best listen to the chaplain lad, if you don't ill tear out your eyes and heretic tongue"

*Removes helmet to get air. Beneath is revelaed a old and heavily scarred face.*

Glass ninja! Don't pull the trigger! That heresy must be purged from his soul, but that won't be done by killing him!

"Yes chaplain" Draws powersword "Ill just cut off his arms" charges in.

STOP!
*I grab your back pack before you rech him, pick up a bolt pistol and shoot round at colonel-commissars legs. The bolts do their work, exploding violently and thus incapacitating him.*
I just need you to hold him down, so that I can initiate the rites of purifying!

-Draco

*I jump from the sky onto the Heretic. I melt his face off with my hand flamer and crush his skull in my powerfist*

KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

*spreeds newly formed wings and launches self up into the rafters of the building takeing The Glass Ninja with him, a horrible gurrguling scream is heard and The Glass Ninjas Body falls from the great hieght. The Chaplin prises off The Glass Ninja's helmate a horrifying mutation is revieled!*

What is this?!
*I see his face, but my battle instinct kicks in. I raise up my bolter, releasing a deadly salvo at The Deathless Host.

I SHALL SHOW YOU FIRE PETTY MORTAL!

*prosedes to open mouth and hose the group with warp fire as you are realing back, I fly out of one of the buildings windows and take BlapBlapBlap with me!*

DIE EVIL SCUM!

* Grabs head with Powerfist then slams him repeatedly into the ground. Crushes head in fist then roasts chaotic genitals with hand flamer*

TAKE THAT!

*grabs your head and bends it back revealing your throught and insurts talons, you drop onto your nees and begin to gurgule helplessly, meanwhile my "Chaotic Genitals" regrow even larger!!*

NO!
*The fire is burning my skin, but years of battle experience and spiritual training have hardened my senses up to maximum. I raise my bolter, taking a careful aim. "Emperor guide my hand" I thought, as I fire the last bullet off my boltgun. The bolt hits at The Deathless Hosts arm, making him release Blapblapblap. His body falls down, hitting the ground hard. I tap my communicator and shout "We need reinforcements at these coordinates! Blapblapblap requires immediate medical assistance! Bring on heavy weapons! The Deathless host is a traitor!"*

*you notice me growing in stature into a deamon prince of khorne!!!!*

*A squad of battle brothers enters the room and instantly fall to the floor in spasem!!!!!*

MAH HAHAHA SOON MY BROTHERS SOON!!!!!

Hooray! Feel no Pain made me awesome again!

*Proceeds to vaporise chaos scum. Then remembers Reclusiarch's orders and traps him in his arms*

DO IT, CHAOSDUDE!

*IT IS THEN THAT YOU NOTICE THAT YOU ARE CHANGING AN EYE HAS SPROUTED IN YOU FORE HEAD AND YOUR TOUNGE HAS DISTENDED AND YOU CHARGE AT THE CHAPLIN!!!*

This is me at the moment of this battle

*Knees and starts to mutter hole words. A distant light can be seen, emulating from my armour. Although we are in sealed space, I feel the wind blowing on my skin. The demon spats out a foul curse, and tryes to tempt me with whispers of immortality. "By the power and holyness of the Emperor, leave this warriors body and be banished to the dark place where you came!" I shout. A craking sound can be heard. Its the demons chest! A craking can be seen, running down his chest and light flowing out of it. "No, NO!!" the demon screams. I stand up, raising my crozius and start running at the demon. I put all my strenght into the blow, screaming "DIE FOUL BEAST!". The blow hits at the demons chest, opening a great wound. The demon seems to compress into it self, as if disappearing in a horrifying manner. "I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY!! I SWORE IT!!" were the deomns last words, as the The Deathless Hosts normal body falls down to the ground, unconcious.

I rip off my face in fury. I slowly bleed to death.

"For the Emperor....."

As TGN falls, his eyes begin to glow behind his helmet, his ears ring with hymnals. As the helmet is pulled away what the chaplain thinks is a mutation is simply the glow, the golden glow. TGN began to rise into the air. "IN THE EMPERORS NAME!" he yells as a psychic bolt of energy shoots into the sky and exploded into a white star. The white energy flowed through his brothers, removing chaos taint and sending hymnals and prayers to the emperor through their minds.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:I rip off my face in fury. I slowly bleed to death.

"For the Emperor....."

Apothecary! This man needs medical attention!
*I go to BlapBlapBlaps body, holding his hand*
Damn you! You will not die on my watch!

*I pull out my baonette and procide to slice my own throat in shame!!*

I slowly also bleed to death in shame

URK!

*I die.*

an exact copy of me enters the room sipping a soda and conversing with BlapBlapBlap we are astonished at what has happened meanwhile the bodys on the floor procide to melt into bubbling slime!

*Then I explode. Organs fly everywhere.*

Wait...what...but?
*Looks at the melting corpses*
Decoys? What in the name of the Emperor is going on?!

A chaos plot!

we must purge this place!!!

(by the way BlapBlapBlap are trying to kill off your charater?)

*Suddenly drops through the ceiling*

Of course not!

BURN EVERYTHING!

YEAH! Cookies and porn for everyone!!

The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:YEAH! Cookies and porn for everyone!!

Fine. (Not this again...)

hmm lets expriment!!

*shoots BlapBlapBlap through the head. BlapBlapBlap reapears in front of every ones eyes!*

Die chaos scum!!!!

*shoots BlapBlapBlap through the head. BlapBlapBlap reapears in front of every ones eyes!*

Stop that!!!

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:YEAH! Cookies and porn for everyone!!

Fine. (Not this again...)

Ok then. 10 hours of brutal physical training and spirit purification for everyone.