A 3-word Story

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**gossipmeng**

for use in

**Selym**

my orgy experiments.

**gossipmeng**

These experiments involved:

**Desert_thunder_heart**

altering monkey bile

**snurl**

and awesome Halloween

**Wilytank**

themed Dark Elves

**Guardsmen Bob**

with Chemical X

**Selym**

and slaaneshi toys.

**snurl**

Winning a game

**Selym**

of slaaneshi orgy

**snurl**

requires a trip

**Wilytank**

-a drug trip-

**Selym**

of hallucinogenic proportions.

**snurl**

Your dice have

**Wilytank**

totally abandoned you

**snurl**

when you roll

**marrowick**

ones on all

**Guardsmen Bob**

of them. WHY

**Wilytank**

did I eat

**snurl**

too much chocolate

**Guardsmen Bob**

at Wonka's Factory?

**snurl**

The cold hand

**Selym**

of inappropriate masturbation

**Guardsmen Bob**

appears from Death's

**snurl**

wall of shame.

**Unit1126PLL**

The Soviet ATGMs

**Selym**

were exploderized by

**snurl**

well meaning comrads

**marrowick**

that thought they

**Guardsmen Bob**

heretics in disguise.