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Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Scrazza wrote:And now, back to RPing. *cracks cat-whip*

"Wait, wha-?" *grabs Cat-whip back* *cracks Cat-whip*

Wait, wha-? you'd rather whip yourself? Strange animals, you cats.

And now, after waiting many days, months and excruciating seconds we have received our events.

In return, our epic heros have yet again dissolved into off topic...

spam deleted.

Get back to roleplaying, lest you anger the almighty GM.

spam deleted.

spam deleted.

Scrazza wrote:No offense meant Dark.

Congrats.. on being nine posts off 4k. You'll never catch the crazy internet cat up though.


None taken, but please refrain from filling up my thread with crap. Cheers.

God damn you Scrazza, you can't go around pooping in people's threads like that.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:t please refrain from filling up my thread with crap. Cheers.

Or indeed any thread on the forum.

My definition of spam is very different, obviously.

hmm.

reds8n wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote: please refrain from filling up my thread with crap. Cheers.

Or indeed any thread on the forum.

Why thank ya red.

Red is like Admiral Ackbar, he pops up now and again with helpful warnings:

"Its a trap, and that's off-topic"
Then he's gone again.

Lord Harrab wrote:Red is like Admiral Ackbar, he pops up now and again with helpful warnings:

"Its a trap, and that's off-topic"
Then he's gone again.

*ahem*

Back to roleplaying everybody.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Lord Harrab wrote:Red is like Admiral Ackbar, he pops up now and again with helpful warnings:

"Its a trap, and that's off-topic"
Then he's gone again.

*ahem*

Back to roleplaying everybody.

And he tells me I'm spamming.

Scrazza wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Lord Harrab wrote:Red is like Admiral Ackbar, he pops up now and again with helpful warnings:

"Its a trap, and that's off-topic"
Then he's gone again.

*ahem*

Back to roleplaying everybody.

And he tells me I'm spamming.

Aw hell no Scrazza, don't you go starting this off again.. otherwise before you know it we'll be ten pages down the line and heading towards a swift lock.

Seriously guys, do some roleplaying. Either that or bugger off.

If they lock, we'll start a new thread. Problem solved.

Buggering off, Sah!

The Deamon horde cane screaming down the hallway, Khan'Das at the head. Charging towards their foe, they began to wonder why the men didn't move. They soon got their answer.

The Legion lowered their damned bolters and opened fire. The cleansing flame of the Flamer was ripping the hounds apart, and the assault cannon was tearing the dogs into tiny morsels. Khan'Das screamed as his horde became torn down by these foolish marines. He tried to cut one of the marine heads off as he tore by on the Bloodcrusher, but the marine simply grabbed the sword. Khan'das was torn from his steed for the first time. Screaming at the marine, he spouted "You will never kill me!" He lunged for his sword in the massive black-clad man's hand. Sadly, it wasn't that easy. The marine grabbed the head of the Deamon and smashed it up against a wall. Using the Deamon's sword, he pinned the vile creature to the wall. Taking his flamer, he showed the Deamon the emperor's fury. The flame charred body of the monster was still twitching, so he did was all Legion marines would do. He drew a krak grenade, stuffed into the open mouth of the deamon and left.

"Ha! Mere Mortal cannot kill me!" Khan'das spat the words as his head was blown open by the Grenade.

The Legion of the Damned had come to the hulk.

Nice, but wasn't Khan'das already dead prior to that post?

He was on the run, not dead.

Chowderhead wrote:He was on the run, not dead.

I'll take your word for it.

Glad somebody has done some roleplaying around here. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, haul arse or I'll orbital-strike your sorry butts)

(Hey, I got family over at my house, I'll get to it when I can... )

WARORK93 wrote:(Hey, I got family over at my house, I'll get to it when I can... )

Good man.

Warklaw's new form was still, he surveyed his boyz work from atop a platform that was conveniently cleared. Earlier, the mekboyz had brought him some grog and had poured into Warklaw's mouth by unclasping the face hatch. Warklaw's head was remarkably intact besides the half that had been replaced long ago, it was just his body that was ruined. His giant orky form was without arms or legs and scars crisscrossed the rest of his still overly muscled frame. The grog was good, the best in fact, and one of his mekboyz had gotten electrocuted while doing it.

So the Warboss had had a good drink and got some entertainment watching the feeble boyz twitch and foam, it had lightened his mood from earlier when he had kicked a wartrukk through the air out of sheer frustration, the thing had landed in a squig pit and there it sat for the time being. Gutkrunch ambled his way up to the new and improved Warklaw and got his attention.

"Ey bozz, wez got dat udder git on da line, wotz calls imself Gorskar."

"Dat so?" Waklaw answered in his booming metallic voice "Wot ee say?"

"Got iz ead nob bozz, said eed meet ya on da hulk wen ee got ere. whyz you wanna talk to dat git anyway?"

"Derez lotz ov dem umiez on dis ship now, dem cahos boyz and da nids, da skeleton boyz, dey were wun ting, but derez a lot of dem umiez now, dem squishy pink uns gayv us a good lickin, course dat was just da front boyz, but deres dem sapce marines too, bottum line iz, if wez gonna have a WAAAGH, wez cant be fightin anudder bunch ov boyz from outzide da hulk."

Gutkrunch thought about this for a moment. "Youz dun mean..." He began.

"Wez gonna have ta work tugevver if either ov us wants ta come out on top. Dat Gorksakr should know dat, after all de udder boyz on dis ship iz done, den me and Gorskar can go at it, but until den wez got ta be two WAAAGHs on da same side."

It was then that Borgutz stomped up to report to Warklaw.

"Juss caym ta tell ya boss, boyz is comin form all over da hulk now, we got dem looterz oo haz all dem fancy umie tanks and udder good stuff, lots of speeders came too all on dere shiny bikez, dem ard boyz and da stormerz came too. And ov course deres dem sneaky gitz oo iz already ere but mefinks deres more ov em."

"Good, good.' Warklaw said approvingly "Dis is comin up ta be royt and propa orky like."

"Ol Zappa sez deyz lots a dem udder wierdys out dere, hez gatherin up da wierdboyz ta make sum shield or sumfing ta protect da boyz from em."

"Dem flashy gits ere yet?"

"Oh yeah bozz, all dem flash gitz iz already ere, plus dere dreads and kanz and wot ave yah."

"Good, send dem over here, I gotz a speshul job fer em. an waht about dem freebooterz? Dey bring wot I wanted?"

"I tink so boss, least as far as I can tell..." Warklaw grinned broadly in his dread.

"Good den, doez umiez iz in fer a nasty surprize..."

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Either that or bugger off.

Okey then Darkvoid.
Leaving this Rp.

Yo, Dark, how soon can Gorskar begin landing his troops? I might need to know that so's I can put up my next bit of roleplay.

Devastator wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Either that or bugger off.

Okay then Darkvoid.
Leaving this Rp.

Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:Yo, Dark, how soon can Gorskar begin landing his troops? I might need to know that so's I can put up my next bit of roleplay.

To be honest, I'm not sure what you think we're all waiting for..

In other words, you can start landing yesterday.

((OH REALLY))

The fighta-bombas whirled and dove, delivering their payloads into the side of the hulk. From this distance, Gorskar could just make out their forms, as well as the pin-prick explosions their missiles and bombs made. He snarled, and flexed his newly repaired battle klaw. Wurrdakka might be a strange one, and Gorskar did not trust his obsession with new-fangled gadgets, but he had to say, the Mek could fix anything.

Skargrim's voice hollered out of Gorskar's personal speaker. The Warlord looked at it for a second, then picked it up.
<<Boss! Da second wave is ready t' go, jus' give us da word!>>
Gorskar grunted, and considered for a moment.
"Right den. Wait ter lauch 'em til I gives da order. If you don't gets any word from me in, uh, two hours, launch 'em anyways. Got it?"
<<Got it, Boss. Any speshul orders?>>
Gorskar thought about this.
"Yeah... get dis Warklaw on da speaker, tell 'im t' meet me in da dropzone. Let's see what 'e wants."
Gorskars plan here was actually rather simple. He would meet the other warboss, and would come to some agreement with him over the hulk. It seemed there was more than just him and his new rival aboard; a temporary alliance might shift things in their favour. Then, he would either come to another agreement with Warklaw, or he would kill him.
Either way, thought Gorskar, his boredom was about to come to an end.

HE COMES!!!


Greeting, just here to say that I am enjoying the stuff your putting up guys, especially you, Darko, good cat...

... so just to say that there is somebody that is appreciating your work, and hope you have a good time...

... the Kaiser will always be watching over you...

Come on now, you guys aren't gonna let this awesome thread die now are you? :getroleplayingangrycatfacewithwhip:

I'm still trying to think of something for My Farseer to do, as most factions are now either too large for her to disrupt (orks) or would kill her on sight (Imperials) I'll post a holding post once i've figured one out.