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I got my last models evah for my marines for a long time.
know i got an entire army to paint.
luckily white scars are easy. i can get 4 done in an hour.
-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
Had one of my worst days ever today. Woke up, fell out of bed, gave myself headache. Had to listen to my sister monologue about her boyfreind for what seemed like an age, then walked to school on my own in the cold. Got Iceballed in the face when I arrived, fell asleep in English so missed the start of our Gothic horror project. Was sick at lunchtime, had to force myself through double French, got punched by not only the girl I have a crush on, her boyfreind, and someone I don't even know, I then fell and made my headache even WORSE on the way home. Got home, accidently ripped homework sheet, and my pen broke. Couldn't eat tea, and when I asked my brother what to do about it all he said was "Go watch some Pr0n". Humph.
Only good bit about today was that I found I'm okay at painting Night Lords .
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managed to get to the bookstore today to stock up on stuff to read at work (yay nothing going on night shift) and stopped where i sometimes buy models to find a huge box of 40k blisters half off.
i'm also pretty happy i found a shelfed container that will hold the bulk of my armies, helping to cut back on clutter
The majority of red P platers, they don't know how to drive safely. On a walk to the local shops i see 5 broken P plates, if you want to drive wrecklessly and run out of fuel quicker than normal go on the speedway don't street race, it wakes me up 2 hours before my alarm goes off
I'm tired. Worn. 'm always made fun of by this douchebag yousef and all his friends thinks he's so cool when in reality he just feths around all the time, yeah its funny sometimes, but he's a dick. It really does hurt. I'm the odd one out at my school.
And i'm lonely, in the relationship-with-a-girl sorta way.
yet something wierd happened.
At my bus stop, there are aparments for rent. Andf they have ballons filled with helium.
Yousef steals the ballons and sucks the helium, and says some funny stuff.
I wanna try cause i never done that. So i go, and boom. the woman who runs the complex, has been noticing this (its been going on, and we know she hates it)
Well she doesn't like it one bit, threatens me with school trouble, and in the panic, i tell her yousefs name.
i sell him out, yet i don't get in trouble. I feel bad for doing that.
Plus, i get the feeling no one really likes me here at dakka. i dunno
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YOU HAZ MY COW!
I ARE THE COW GAWD! I HAZ THE COW POWAH!
garret wrote:you have 20 post man. we havent had the time to know you. but from that im starting to like ya.
well thanks man, it still sucks to be me. if i go out, its by myself if i do anything its by myself i ask people if they wanna hang out they all say, i'm too busy, i gotta do this, and that, blah, blah and i understand that but really like when nearly all my friends blow me off and cancel at the last second for my bday party you gotta understand if i'm a little hurt then these two people, i won't mention names they spent all night the day before partying or something and they couldn't go, on the account of the fact they didn' tget any sleep i mean, its just, i'm not trying to be a dick but i mean if you know you gotta be somewhere i mean if you know you gotta be somewhere and you you don't keep that commitment, then why bother saying you'll do it i was ready to but 11 tickets but i only bought two, one for me and one friend who came.
so it sucks.
EDIT: my PC is typin retartedly today, dunno why
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YOU HAZ MY COW!
I ARE THE COW GAWD! I HAZ THE COW POWAH!
I've got some nice thick pork chops cooking, and the smell is driving me crazy with anticipation. I've tried the usual distractions (Tv, modeling, terrorizing my cats) but nothing's working.
ORmaby i can go through the computer and cut all your nosies off
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isthatmycow wrote:
well thanks man, it still sucks to be me.
Hey no negativity man, your makin me sad, but believe me, you could be worse off.
Fer example: Me and half of my friends have split into two groups and have been having a fued for months, some of my friends might not be that nymore. Everybody acts like nothings happening but i you tried to cut the tension in the air with a knife, the tension would take the knife and stab you
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:...got punched by not only the girl I have a crush on...
what did you do?
Lieing on the ground in pain trying to stop myself blaspheming I suspect. She punches preety hard, and I didn't exactly specify where the blow landed, if you get my drift ....
@Cow: Dood, I get negative from time to time as well, and it's true it seems a higher percentage of dakkites dislike me than like me. I can relate to your school life, because I have the same preoblems. We're the underdogs, the dweebs, the one's who could never make it-and it'll stay that way for a long time, I can assure you. But it needs to, because if we don't show that not everyone has to be a sheep and follow the popular kids, who will. One day, my friend, the world order will change, and they will know fear and lonliness like we do. But until then, keep on fighting the good fight, because it's a cause worth fighting for.
No, I don't know why she did it at all. Anyway, punching and fighting face to face isn't my style. I am as the Hydra, biding my time then striking with many heads. Remember Shrikes words of wisdom, "In the dark all men are equal save those who embrace it".
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:No, I don't know why she did it at all. Anyway, punching and fighting face to face isn't my style. I am as the Hydra, biding my time then striking with many heads. Remember Shrikes words of wisdom, "In the dark all men are equal save those who embrace it".
In other words you don't have the stones to face someone?
1) Knee to the stomach.
2) When you have the target doubled over, place their head underneath your armpit. Take their arms, and push their shoulders together. Maintain a strong grip.
3. Tuck chin in, and then fall backwards, dumping the target on their head on a hard surface.
You have just performed a Snap DDT. Hurts like a b**ch on a canvas mat, but on hard floor, it's over.
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:No, I don't know why she did it at all. Anyway, punching and fighting face to face isn't my style. I am as the Hydra, biding my time then striking with many heads. Remember Shrikes words of wisdom, "In the dark all men are equal save those who embrace it".
In other words you don't have the stones to face someone?
In a way yes, but consider this my friend: If I went into a fight everytime something bad happened, I would more often than not get completely annihalated. So I don't, and that is perhaps my greatest flaw in life: I can't just forgive and forget, I always hold grudges. So I observe them fom a distance, maintaining a friendly face whilst figuring out how to cause them the most pain, either physically or mentally. Sometimes, I never get my own back, but even if I don't it calms me down. If I do....well, I can be very cruel, and it's a surprisingly good stress reliever.
Thank you for the combat advice though, it was most intriguing.
-to many points to bother to count.
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