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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 21:43:54
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Well done. You have succsessfully passed the test. Now you do not know the true extents Of the inquisition.
So anyway, who needs a rhino? I can drive 'em Automatically Appended Next Post: If you kill us the Emporer will brand you as heretics. Which you won't anyway. Now, please can I drive a rhino for you?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/05 21:46:15
Arthreus demanded" Send all our men"
"But we only have 3 tacticals"
"Send them. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 21:46:59
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Where is Dave? Isn't the recruit handling his job? And where is Lord Avon?
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 21:47:49
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Dreadknight pilot and rhino pilot Nathan reporting for duty. Automatically Appended Next Post: Avondale is offline.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/05 21:50:03
Arthreus demanded" Send all our men"
"But we only have 3 tacticals"
"Send them. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 21:50:05
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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As mentioned earlier no dreadknights here. Rhinos? Not yet at least. We have a line of recruits waiting for openings and our master of recruits is not here at the moment it seems.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 21:50:09
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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elementbender wrote:Dreadknight pilot and rhino pilot Nathan reporting for duty.
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We don't have dreadnights, as already stated. As is, you have not made a very good impression on many here. I'd stick very closely to your rhino, as we have a plasma gun near by itching for some friendly fire...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 21:52:04
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Amanax wrote:elementbender wrote:Dreadknight pilot and rhino pilot Nathan reporting for duty.
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We don't have dreadnights, as already stated. As is, you have not made a very good impression on many here. I'd stick very closely to your rhino, as we have a plasma gun near by itching for some friendly fire...
Yes. Be very afraid of the friendly fire. Trust us on that one.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 21:54:14
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Ok. Not ok to the plasma gun though.
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Massive daemon incursion on the way. Got to go.
The Emporer protects Automatically Appended Next Post: Not afraid though. Because...
AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!
Good luck against the tau
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/05 21:55:50
Arthreus demanded" Send all our men"
"But we only have 3 tacticals"
"Send them. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 21:57:31
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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elementbender wrote:Not afraid though. Because...
AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!
Clearly this one has no experience of us.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 21:57:53
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Amanax wrote:elementbender wrote:Dreadknight pilot and rhino pilot Nathan reporting for duty.
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We don't have dreadnights, as already stated. As is, you have not made a very good impression on many here. I'd stick very closely to your rhino, as we have a plasma gun near by itching for some friendly fire...
I know you don't want the dreadknight, I was just stating my ramk and position.
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gaovinni wrote:elementbender wrote:Not afraid though. Because...
AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!
[youtube]
Clearly this one has no experience of us.
Don't all spacearines...
KNOW NO FEAR!!!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/06/05 22:00:40
Arthreus demanded" Send all our men"
"But we only have 3 tacticals"
"Send them. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 21:59:44
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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Dreadknights aren't so tuff.
Bets Brother Captain Sam could beat one in an arm wrestle >_> <_<
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 22:01:55
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Not as tough as mephiston lord of death... Still...
Better than nothing!
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Arthreus demanded" Send all our men"
"But we only have 3 tacticals"
"Send them. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 22:03:08
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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Pfff. Mephiston is a panzy as well.
So full of himself he doesn't even take an invulnerable save? And refuses to join other members of his own chapter? Easy picking for my lascannon
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 22:04:56
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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I understand you are busy. Just thought you may want a dreadknight, but now I know otherwise.
Do you often come across space marines like me?
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Arthreus demanded" Send all our men"
"But we only have 3 tacticals"
"Send them. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 22:05:06
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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elementbender wrote:Automatically Appended Next Post:
gaovinni wrote:elementbender wrote:Not afraid though. Because...
AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!
Clearly this one has no experience of us.
Don't all spacearines...
KNOW NO FEAR!!!
Not in the face of the enemy. But we were not talking about the enemy.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 22:06:09
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Amanax wrote:Pfff. Mephiston is a panzy as well.
So full of himself he doesn't even take an invulnerable save? And refuses to join other members of his own chapter? Easy picking for my lascannon 
He is t6 and has 5 wounds. Good luck. Automatically Appended Next Post: gaovinni wrote:elementbender wrote:Automatically Appended Next Post:
gaovinni wrote:elementbender wrote:Not afraid though. Because...
AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!
Clearly this one has no experience of us.
Don't all spacearines...
KNOW NO FEAR!!!
Not in the face of the enemy. But we were not talking about the enemy.
Who were you talking about then? Automatically Appended Next Post: Are you talking about :O HERESY!!!
(cue spooky music) Automatically Appended Next Post: P.s. I am going now.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/06/05 22:10:51
Arthreus demanded" Send all our men"
"But we only have 3 tacticals"
"Send them. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 22:14:33
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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T6 and 5 wounds? So not impossible. How many lascannons did we have again?
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 22:22:49
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Don't forget about aall the other assorted Dakka in our company.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 22:28:09
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Very true captain. Dave with his meltagun and Forden with shiny and the predator should be enough though I think.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 22:48:34
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Oh. My. God. These past 2 pages have been borderline Trolling. Elementbender, can you take a hint? WE AINT NO FETHING INQUISITION! We are the Hellsing Crusaders, brothers to the end (often brought about by our brothers...). We have been drawn from the deepest, darkest, dankest crevasses of the Imperium, to fight, to serve, and to shoot each other. That good enough a summary Avon? Oh... and will we ever get some background? (I can write some up if you'd like, seeing as fordens busy with stories of our exploits.)
Ahem. As master of Conspiracies, I anounce a new conspiratorial plot! The IIEC (Inquisitor Imposter Elimination Commitee) is now in effect. Please report to Forden for your new shiny gunz.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/05 23:52:30
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Shiny shiny...
I heard someone say friendly fire.
I would have been here sooner but it is surprisingly hard to detroy your team mates base in a 2v2 Starcraft match...
I got him though...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/06 00:03:00
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Good for you. Will you assist the chapter in the battle agaisnt false inquisitors?
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/06 00:04:34
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Of course.
Who do i shoot first?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/06 00:09:31
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Anyone speaking about piloting a Dread Knight... saying anyhting inquisitorialish, about Daemons.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/06 00:10:49
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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What happens if we are fighting daemons?
Actually never mind that suits me perfectly...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/06 00:12:39
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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It does, doesn't it? Hmm... we shall keep a close eye... I have a feeling that even Kaspar and Sam will join us.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/06 00:14:57
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Master of the Apothecarium Kaspar and Brother-Captain Sam seem to have a newly formed bad relationship with the Inquisition...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/06 00:17:49
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Good, they should fit right in...
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/06 00:21:31
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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By the by i did ofer to write some background...
Just some people were unhappy with the thought of us all dying... it would have been heroic and everything...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/06 00:33:44
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Yes! I shall aid you in this purge of the false Inquisition!
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/06 04:51:25
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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As a Malal serving Necron, I find this thread very amusing.
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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