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**Marxist artist**

When they

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have spare

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time or

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seek companionship.

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But Pythons

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are preferable

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to Orangutans

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because they

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fit easily

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into most

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carry-on luggage.

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Old Pythons

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can always

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shed their

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religous dogma

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or convert

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their minis

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while idle.

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This behavior

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smacks of

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sheer contempt

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for conventional

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behavior patterns.

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Discarded furniture

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is home

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to many

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less domesticated

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forms of

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vermin, such

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as gamers