A turn timer will just take more time away from the game, as opponents will argue about how the timer is to be used.
I've run into slow players, but I'm fortunate to be a 45 year old, 200 lb. father of two teenagers, so I'm pretty adept at being no nonsense. I know the BRB and codex rules pretty well. I have my army/list/tape/templates/dice organized and on an army tray. I am polite, but to the point about getting the game going and keeping it moving. If my opponent shows signs of slow play, I offer to help him move his models or look up rules. If he is deliberate about stalling, I call a judge right away. I plan my turn (as much as possible) during his turn.
I'm confident enough about how the rules work that I show no hesitation when I speak. If I am unclear on a rule I know where to find it quickly. I know when something is worth arguing about and when to let it go. I make it clear to my opponent that I am going for a massacre, and it's in his best interests to do the same if he wants to win overall.
Folks on this thread have already called out slow players for what they are, bullies and cheats. Dealing with them is as simple as rules knowledge, preparation, and a no baloney mindset. Crying about the game afterwards never solves anything, and makes you look like a whiner. Walk up to the table and take control. Be fair, but resolute, and look your opponent in the eye.
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