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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Who's Ed Wood?

Rather than watch any of Ed Wood's movies, I'd suggest watching Tim Burton's biopic about him, which starts Johnny Depp as Ed Wood and Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi. It's called Ed Wood, so that's easy to remember.

Gailbraithe wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Who's Ed Wood?

Rather than watch any of Ed Wood's movies, I'd suggest watching Tim Burton's biopic about him, which starts Johnny Depp as Ed Wood and Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi. It's called Ed Wood, so that's easy to remember.

While Tim Burton's film was very entertaining,I'd still suggest that Scout see Plan 9 from Outer Space,that film is simply a masterpiece of horrible film making and well worth a watch simply for the laughs.

FITZZ wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:Anyone ever heard of 'Camp Blood'?

Good luck finding it. I searched everywhere, and all I could find was a review on YouTube. I've looked on Ebay, torrent sites, Amazon, and there's no sign of it.

I found this Cheese,is this the film?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0200515/

That's the one! I need to see it for a good laugh (recent comedies have failed to deliver).

FITZZ wrote:

Gailbraithe wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Who's Ed Wood?

Rather than watch any of Ed Wood's movies, I'd suggest watching Tim Burton's biopic about him, which starts Johnny Depp as Ed Wood and Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi. It's called Ed Wood, so that's easy to remember.

While Tim Burton's film was very entertaining,I'd still suggest that Scout see Plan 9 from Outer Space,that film is simply a masterpiece of horrible film making and well worth a watch simply for the laughs.

Sure, but I'd have him watch the biopic first, so that he can understand the context of Plan 9 and really appreciate how insane it is.

Oh, and if we're going to recommend mind-blowingly bad/insane movies to people, everyone who cares about B-movies at all MUST see Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls.

Two reasons:
1) It is the only film shot directly from a script by Roger Ebert, the only film critic to ever receive a Pulitzer Prize for film criticism and one of the most influential critics of all time. Watch this movie knowing that Ebert is proud of it and be amazed.
2) It contains the line "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" which is not only the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History but also an awesome thing to scream at your opponent right before your Khorne Berserkers overrun his command.

Gailbraithe wrote:2) It contains the line "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" which is not only the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History

Hold on... hold on...

the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History is "I used to feth guys like you in prison!" from Roadhouse.

Break that one out at the office Christmas party!

Monster Rain wrote:

Gailbraithe wrote:2) It contains the line "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" which is not only the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History

Hold on... hold on...

the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History is "I used to feth guys like you in prison!" from Roadhouse.

Break that one out at the office Christmas party!

No, that's not even in the Top 5. Maybe clear an 8. No way does that beat:

5. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride)

4. "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government." (Monthy Python and the Holy Grail)

3. "Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun." (Army of Darkness)

2."I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." (They Live)

1. "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)

I stayed in a hotel in Shizuoka over the weekend. They had the absolute WORST movies of every genre on the In Room Theatre, including Horror. When 'Time Cop' is the best movie out of 120 plus titles, you learn a new meaning of 'Gak'.

However, the adult stuff was top drawer.

Gailbraithe wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

Gailbraithe wrote:2) It contains the line "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" which is not only the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History

Hold on... hold on...

the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History is "I used to feth guys like you in prison!" from Roadhouse.

Break that one out at the office Christmas party!

No, that's not even in the Top 5. Maybe clear an 8. No way does that beat:

5. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride)

4. "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government." (Monthy Python and the Holy Grail)

3. "Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun." (Army of Darkness)

2."I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." (They Live)

1. "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)

I'll raise you...

"Weed? Weed's not a drug! I sucked dick for coke! Have you ever sucked dick for weed?"-Bob Sagat,"Half-Baked"

"Your best? Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and f- the prom queen."-Sean Connerry,"The Rock"

"I feel like I should say something classy and inspirational,but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."-Keanu Reeves,"The Replacements"

"That'll do, pig." -Babe

It's useful in a wide variety of situations!