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We need an apothecary to check Brother Dave's left foot.

You're not kidding! I want a bionic-peg-leg. Stat.

Oooh. I like the sound of that. A bionic-peg-leg. Now I wish I was an apothecary. I could make you one.

Just you wait Dave i'll hit more than your foot next time.

It seems we need an apothecary... fast. I could work as one outside of battle for the moment. Now then. We need morphine... a lot of it.

thenoobbomb wrote:Vanguard veteran Delerius reporting for duty.

There is no veteran positions available so I'm puttin you into a tac squad


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KOS wrote:interesting! Is there any place free ?

Both tactical squads need a few more marines and the predator needs a driver`

wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

dullblade35 wrote:wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

And I'll need to fix him up. Let's see now... what do I have... morphine, a chainsword, a wrench, a knife, some bandages, a flashlight, some random medicine, some planks, a needle and some thread... anything else that a substitute apothecary needs?

Sgt Bartley for TS hellfire Sir. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS THEM WHO PROTECT HIM!

Kaskrin123 wrote:Sgt Bartley for TS hellfire Sir. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS THEM WHO PROTECT HIM!

Squad hellfire doesn't need a sergeant but I'm puttin you in the squad as a normal battle brother(or sister I don't know)

Oh by the way if youre using the metal vanguard can i have a power sword or if not something killy i dont want to fry my hand mid way through the game

vet sarge HAZZER reporting for duty...lol.
I would sugest making more slots avialball or(beep breth)
predtor sarge HAZZER reporting for duty or
predtor driver HAZZER reporting for duty or
brther captin HAZZER reporting for duty or
tactical sarge HAZZER "Death to Xeno's" reporting for duty.

one final note pease could you put what opitions are currently avibail.Could you make up a comand squad?If so can I be the chapter chamion?(pretty please).

HAZZER wrote:vet sarge HAZZER reporting for duty...lol.
I would sugest making more slots avialball or(beep breth)
predtor sarge HAZZER reporting for duty or
predtor driver HAZZER reporting for duty or
brther captin HAZZER reporting for duty or
tactical sarge HAZZER "Death to Xeno's" reporting for duty.

one final note pease could you put what opitions are currently avibail.Could you make up a comand squad?If so can I be the chapter chamion?(pretty please).

well right now I'm puttin you as predator driver so there


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steeds of war wrote:Oh by the way if youre using the metal vanguard can i have a power sword or if not something killy i dont want to fry my hand mid way through the game

all the vanguard marines have a power sword

gaovinni wrote:

dullblade35 wrote:wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

And I'll need to fix him up. Let's see now... what do I have... morphine, a chainsword, a wrench, a knife, some bandages, a flashlight, some random medicine, some planks, a needle and some thread... anything else that a substitute apothecary needs?

I'm sure I can give you a rocket, would be more fun if it gets shot again either he's a walking frag explosion or a 1 jump assault trooper. Would be fun to watch either way Actually rockets for everyone

This is the current roster of the Hellsing Crusaders (I also changed the numbers around to make it easier for me to remember):

(01)1st Company Captain-unknown

(02)Brother Captain Sam of the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company

Predator "Hells Bane"

(03)Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander
(04)Brother Amanax - Sponson Gunner
(05)Brother Phobus - StormBolter Gunner
(06)Brother Hazzer - Predator Driver

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
(07)Brother Sergeant Alguan
(08)Brother Simythius w/ missile launcher
(09)Brother Forden w/ plasma gun
(10)Brother Kaspar
(11)Brother Alonzo
(12)Brother Delerius
(13)unknown
(14)unknown
(15)unknown
(16)unknown

Tactical Squad Hellfire
(17)Brother Sergeant Tyr
(18)Brother/Sister Dave w/ melta gun
(19)Brother Frenzy w/ plasma cannon
(20)Brother Dranus
(21)Brother Naimad
(22)Brother Boyofdestiny
(23)Brother Davinius
(24)Brother Bartley
(25)unknown
(26)unknown


Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
(27)Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa
(28)Veteran Brother Ray
(29)Veteran Brother Redeemer
(30)Veteran Brother Aquilius
(31)Veteran Brother Cornelius


Attack Bike
(32)Brother Badassius - Attack Bike Driver
(33)Brother Kiccassius - Attack Bike Gunner

dullblade35 wrote:

gaovinni wrote:

dullblade35 wrote:wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

And I'll need to fix him up. Let's see now... what do I have... morphine, a chainsword, a wrench, a knife, some bandages, a flashlight, some random medicine, some planks, a needle and some thread... anything else that a substitute apothecary needs?

I'm sure I can give you a rocket, would be more fun if it gets shot again either he's a walking frag explosion or a 1 jump assault trooper. Would be fun to watch either way Actually rockets for everyone

How about a bionic leg with a built-in grenade launcher? If there will ever be a command squad... brother Kaspar hopes to become an apothecary and develop new bionics for the troops.

HAZZER wrote:vet sarge HAZZER reporting for duty...lol.
I would sugest making more slots avialball or(beep breth)
predtor sarge HAZZER reporting for duty or
predtor driver HAZZER reporting for duty or
brther captin HAZZER reporting for duty or
tactical sarge HAZZER "Death to Xeno's" reporting for duty.

one final note pease could you put what opitions are currently avibail.Could you make up a comand squad?If so can I be the chapter chamion?(pretty please).

Avondale sir, I request that _____ Hazzer not be in charge of collecting intel, I'm not sure I could understand the spelling sir.

avondale wrote:This is the current roster of the Hellsing Crusaders (I also changed the numbers around to make it easier for me to remember):

(01)1st Company Captain-unknown

(02)Brother Captain Sam of the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company

Predator "Hells Bane"

(03)Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander
(04)Brother Amanax - Sponson Gunner
(05)Brother Phobus - StormBolter Gunner
(06)Brother Hazzer - Predator Driver

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
(07)Brother Sergeant Alguan
(08)Brother Simythius w/ missile launcher
(09)Brother Forden w/ plasma gun
(10)Brother Kaspar
(11)Brother Alonzo
(12)Brother Delerius
(13)unknown
(14)unknown
(15)unknown
(16)unknown

Tactical Squad Hellfire
(17)Brother Sergeant Tyr
(18)Brother/Sister Dave w/ melta gun
(19)Brother Frenzy w/ plasma cannon
(20)Brother Dranus
(21)Brother Naimad
(22)Brother Boyofdestiny
(23)Brother Davinius
(24)Brother Bartley
(25)unknown
(26)unknown


Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
(27)Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa
(28)Veteran Brother Ray
(29)Veteran Brother Redeemer
(30)Veteran Brother Aquilius
(31)Veteran Brother Cornelius


Attack Bike
(32)Brother Badassius - Attack Bike Driver
(33)Brother Kiccassius - Attack Bike Gunner

Looking really good Avondale, I think you should be 1st company captain/Chapter Master though.

Do you know when we're 'fighting' these renegade Guardsmen boss?

gaovinni wrote:

dullblade35 wrote:wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

And I'll need to fix him up. Let's see now... what do I have... morphine, a chainsword, a wrench, a knife, some bandages, a flashlight, some random medicine, some planks, a needle and some thread... anything else that a substitute apothecary needs?

Ummm... Just the morphine thanks.

Dullblade; curse you grasp of mathematics! It's a one time thing, I'm not sure I'm willing to give away points or limbs willy-nilly!

Just Dave wrote:
Ummm... Just the morphine thanks.

Oh don't be so shy. I have great plans on how to fix your leg.

gaovinni wrote:

Just Dave wrote:
Ummm... Just the morphine thanks.

Oh don't be so shy. I have great plans on how to fix your leg.

Just the morphine. *stern face*

Just Dave wrote:

gaovinni wrote:

Just Dave wrote:
Ummm... Just the morphine thanks.

Oh don't be so shy. I have great plans on how to fix your leg.

Just the morphine. *stern face*

You know you want a new shiny leg.

Shiney?! OK, Morphine and shiny leg!

Anyways, we're supposed to be setting an example here Brother Kaspar... *ahem*

Naturally Brother Dave. Aren't we doing that all along?

Hey, it's brother/sister Dave thank you very much!*

But yes, Brother Kaspar, we are. I'll look like a right veteran with my bionic leg too. If anyone asks, I lost it as I kick a Carnifex in the jaw, it had nothing to do with friendly fire...
I agree that you should be the Company apothecary if there is a command squad.

Chapter Master Avondale, maybe whichever Vanguard Veteran gets the most kills should be Company Champion if there's ever a Command Squad? That could be their promotion? Or whomever gets most CC kills/points, just throwing my thoughts out boss.

I'm happy to keep a tally on kill points too over the coming battles if you wish?



*Seriously, why am I letting that brother/sister thing stick??!!

avondale wrote:This is the current roster of the Hellsing Crusaders (I also changed the numbers around to make it easier for me to remember):

(01)1st Company Captain-unknown

(02)Brother Captain Sam of the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company

Predator "Hells Bane"

(03)Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander
(04)Brother Amanax - Sponson Gunner
(05)Brother Phobus - StormBolter Gunner
(06)Brother Hazzer - Predator Driver

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"


(07)Brother Sergeant Alguan
(08)Brother Simythius w/ missile launcher
(09)Brother Forden w/ plasma gun
(10)Brother Kaspar
(11)Brother Alonzo
(12)Brother Delerius
(13)unknown
(14)unknown
(15)unknown
(16)unknown

Tactical Squad Hellfire
(17)Brother Sergeant Tyr
(18)Brother/Sister Dave w/ melta gun
(19)Brother Frenzy w/ plasma cannon
(20)Brother Dranus
(21)Brother Naimad
(22)Brother Boyofdestiny
(23)Brother Davinius
(24)Brother Bartley
(25)unknown
(26)unknown


Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
(27)Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa
(28)Veteran Brother Ray
(29)Veteran Brother Redeemer
(30)Veteran Brother Aquilius
(31)Veteran Brother Cornelius


Attack Bike
(32)Brother Badassius - Attack Bike Driver
(33)Brother Kiccassius - Attack Bike Gunner

Thanks,you should either be 1 comapny coamder or chapter master?eh,eh Or if your not up for 1st company comander Ill do it!lol!!!

Brother Hazzer. Try to stay calm. There will be glory for all in the future. And if you ever lose a limb I'll be fixing you.

This thread is full of so much win.

Abandon all hope ye who stand before hellfire. Lest our fury purge your taint.

HELLFIRE!!!!!

Sir please give me a melta to smite the emperors enemys!

Just Dave wrote:

HAZZER wrote:vet sarge HAZZER reporting for duty...lol.
I would sugest making more slots avialball or(beep breth)
predtor sarge HAZZER reporting for duty or
predtor driver HAZZER reporting for duty or
brther captin HAZZER reporting for duty or
tactical sarge HAZZER "Death to Xeno's" reporting for duty.

one final note pease could you put what opitions are currently avibail.Could you make up a comand squad?If so can I be the chapter chamion?(pretty please).

Avondale sir, I request that _____ Hazzer not be in charge of collecting intel, I'm not sure I could understand the spelling sir.

avondale wrote:This is the current roster of the Hellsing Crusaders (I also changed the numbers around to make it easier for me to remember):

(01)1st Company Captain-unknown

(02)Brother Captain Sam of the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company

Predator "Hells Bane"

(03)Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander
(04)Brother Amanax - Sponson Gunner
(05)Brother Phobus - StormBolter Gunner
(06)Brother Hazzer - Predator Driver

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
(07)Brother Sergeant Alguan
(08)Brother Simythius w/ missile launcher
(09)Brother Forden w/ plasma gun
(10)Brother Kaspar
(11)Brother Alonzo
(12)Brother Delerius
(13)unknown
(14)unknown
(15)unknown
(16)unknown

Tactical Squad Hellfire
(17)Brother Sergeant Tyr
(18)Brother/Sister Dave w/ melta gun
(19)Brother Frenzy w/ plasma cannon
(20)Brother Dranus
(21)Brother Naimad
(22)Brother Boyofdestiny
(23)Brother Davinius
(24)Brother Bartley
(25)unknown
(26)unknown


Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
(27)Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa
(28)Veteran Brother Ray
(29)Veteran Brother Redeemer
(30)Veteran Brother Aquilius
(31)Veteran Brother Cornelius


Attack Bike
(32)Brother Badassius - Attack Bike Driver
(33)Brother Kiccassius - Attack Bike Gunner

Looking really good Avondale, I think you should be 1st company captain/Chapter Master though.

I'm already Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing, 1st company captain is a separate position that is available for some that I pick(which is someone that I'M gonna pick that I think deserves the position)

and also we are engaging the heretic Guardsmen in via 5 hours

gaovinni wrote:

dullblade35 wrote:

gaovinni wrote:

dullblade35 wrote:wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

And I'll need to fix him up. Let's see now... what do I have... morphine, a chainsword, a wrench, a knife, some bandages, a flashlight, some random medicine, some planks, a needle and some thread... anything else that a substitute apothecary needs?

I'm sure I can give you a rocket, would be more fun if it gets shot again either he's a walking frag explosion or a 1 jump assault trooper. Would be fun to watch either way Actually rockets for everyone

How about a bionic leg with a built-in grenade launcher? If there will ever be a command squad... brother Kaspar hopes to become an apothecary and develop new bionics for the troops.

I LIKE!!!! and i give him my support to become the apothecary and hopefully i'll be made into a space marine rocket at the end of battle *dreams of flying through the air shooting rockets at everything that moves*

Dullblade; curse you grasp of mathematics! It's a one time thing, I'm not sure I'm willing to give away points or limbs willy-nilly!

Are you sure you don't want a nice new shiny body and legs and hands..... you'd love them.

Just Dave wrote:Shiney?! OK, Morphine and shiny leg!

Anyways, we're supposed to be setting an example here Brother Kaspar... *ahem*

And examples are being set.... maybe not the best ones but there still are some being set

So T-minus five hours before we engage IG renegades? Sounds good. May the Emperor guide our shots!