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2011/08/27 03:51:27
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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The feel of rusty spoons on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/08/27 03:52:46
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:The feel of rusty spoons on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic...
Haha! You fell right into my trap!
I place the orgasm there myself to lure you into a false sense of orgasming.
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2011/08/27 03:54:52
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:The feel of rusty spoons on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic...
Haha! You fell right into my trap!
I place the orgasm there myself to lure you into a false sense of orgasming.
Almost orgasming.
I'm far to clever to fall for such a poorly concieved ruse such as that.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/08/27 03:56:49
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:The feel of rusty spoons on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic...
Haha! You fell right into my trap!
I place the orgasm there myself to lure you into a false sense of orgasming.
Almost orgasming.
I'm far to clever to fall for such a poorly concieved ruse such as that.
Well I'm far too far to be too far from too far.
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2011/08/27 03:59:37
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:The feel of rusty spoons on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic...
Haha! You fell right into my trap!
I place the orgasm there myself to lure you into a false sense of orgasming.
Almost orgasming.
I'm far to clever to fall for such a poorly concieved ruse such as that.
Well I'm far too far to be too far from too far.
Hush Matilda...
You shouldn't make too much noise else you waken the pork.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/08/27 04:04:33
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:The feel of rusty spoons on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic...
Haha! You fell right into my trap!
I place the orgasm there myself to lure you into a false sense of orgasming.
Almost orgasming.
I'm far to clever to fall for such a poorly concieved ruse such as that.
Well I'm far too far to be too far from too far.
Hush Matilda...
You shouldn't make too much noise else you waken the pork.
Well, pork may consider you the favorite, but he has whipped me the most in his drunken stupors.
If fatherly love ain't child abuse, then I don't know what a Jack Daniels is.
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2011/08/27 04:12:11
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:The feel of rusty spoons on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic...
Haha! You fell right into my trap!
I place the orgasm there myself to lure you into a false sense of orgasming.
Almost orgasming.
I'm far to clever to fall for such a poorly concieved ruse such as that.
Well I'm far too far to be too far from too far.
Hush Matilda...
You shouldn't make too much noise else you waken the pork.
Well, pork may consider you the favorite, but he has whipped me the most in his drunken stupors.
If fatherly love ain't child abuse, then I don't know what a Jack Daniels is.
*motherly abuse...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/08/27 04:18:50
Subject: Re:Alpharius... get in here!
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate
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Pyschologically debilitating?
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 If only I could make up my mind  |
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2011/08/27 04:20:15
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:The feel of rusty spoons on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic...
Haha! You fell right into my trap!
I place the orgasm there myself to lure you into a false sense of orgasming.
Almost orgasming.
I'm far to clever to fall for such a poorly concieved ruse such as that.
Well I'm far too far to be too far from too far.
Hush Matilda...
You shouldn't make too much noise else you waken the pork.
Well, pork may consider you the favorite, but he has whipped me the most in his drunken stupors.
If fatherly love ain't child abuse, then I don't know what a Jack Daniels is.
*motherly abuse...
*hi mom
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2011/08/27 04:29:58
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:WarOne wrote:purplefood wrote:The feel of rusty spoons on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic...
Haha! You fell right into my trap!
I place the orgasm there myself to lure you into a false sense of orgasming.
Almost orgasming.
I'm far to clever to fall for such a poorly concieved ruse such as that.
Well I'm far too far to be too far from too far.
Hush Matilda...
You shouldn't make too much noise else you waken the pork.
Well, pork may consider you the favorite, but he has whipped me the most in his drunken stupors.
If fatherly love ain't child abuse, then I don't know what a Jack Daniels is.
*motherly abuse...
*hi mom
*Hello.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/08/27 05:36:01
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Perhaps it's the 12 pack of blue moon that I drank while grilling (check today's temperature in IE California, it was hot!) but I am making zero sense of this thread right now.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/08/27 05:36:29
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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You aren't alone, MR.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/27 05:37:14
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Thank you coolyo.
You feel that?
That's bonding.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/08/27 05:39:31
Subject: Re:Alpharius... get in here!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/27 05:42:08
Subject: Re:Alpharius... get in here!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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That's for you, coolyo.
I'm Vegeta though.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/08/27 09:55:31
Subject: Re:Alpharius... get in here!
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Failure to Launch...
You see that, thread?
That's woe.
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2011/08/28 00:30:23
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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Why is this thread still going? The joke finished by the second page...
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 MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is 
But we're not that bad... are we? 
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2011/08/28 00:42:43
Subject: Alpharius... get in here!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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AvatarForm wrote:Why is this thread still going?
To make you ask questions.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/08/28 07:08:19
Subject: Re:Alpharius... get in here!
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Savage Minotaur
Chicago
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Why is this thread still here?
Like fo shizzle mah nizzle wit dizzle rizzle ralle dazzle kolikka rizza gizza pizza lah tikka.
I'm serious.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/28 07:09:46
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2011/08/28 08:48:18
Subject: Re:Alpharius... get in here!
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/28 08:52:53
captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/08/28 17:01:28
Subject: Re:Alpharius... get in here!
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[DCM]
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Old thread... so old!
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