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2011/06/06 20:52:15
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Yeah I know. And frag and krak grenades too.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/06 20:59:14
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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And power armour...
Lucky you.
Whereas me and Dave get to have the Shiny weapons...
Like Shiny...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/06 21:01:19
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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I like bolt pistols... and bolters... and never underestimate the chainsword. It is a good weapon. And a useful tool. Especially for emergency amputation.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/06 21:01:57
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Nimble Dark Rider
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And carving the Christmas turkey
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Reason begets doubt; doubt begets heresy
Hellsing Crusader Tactical Marine: Brother Korvax |
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2011/06/06 21:02:27
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Shiny is also good for amputations...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/06 21:02:53
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Fixture of Dakka
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Actually, Avon didn't say whether we keep our ol' special weapons or not, I just assumed we do...
Why are much of the posts in this thread seemingly about 1 sentence long and mention something shiny or dare I say it... mundane??
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2011/06/06 21:05:36
Subject: Re:Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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Ouch. So me being a sniper with my lascannon actually puts me out of the running for promotions eh?
In that case, I would like to put in a request to be moved to a position of front line combat, also if possible I would like to maintain a special weapon of some sort, as I have proven my skill with such weapons already.
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2011/06/06 21:06:33
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Because we:
1)Got bored
2)Were pseudo-trolling a new person/False Inquisitor
3) Planning conspiracies
4) We got really bored
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/06 21:07:52
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Nimble Dark Rider
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The reason most sntences are mundane is that people are whiling away time until the next battle report is posted or some news is heard, also Shiny is not mundane and mundane is fun
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Reason begets doubt; doubt begets heresy
Hellsing Crusader Tactical Marine: Brother Korvax |
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2011/06/06 21:08:46
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Well the posts have been short because the answers to questions/jokes/claims/etc have been short... or we lack creativity and imagination. Take your pick.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/06 21:10:27
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I have imagination... she is shiny...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/06 21:11:26
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Shiny and mundane?
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/06 21:12:16
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Just Shiny...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/06 21:15:22
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Ok. As you say. Buuuuut anyway. Now I also got curious about the equipment of the command squad. What weapons will everyone have. I want to know. And would be nice to know who will get into which squad.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/06 21:18:05
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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AFAIK I have Shiny and Dave still has his Meltagun...
The Standard bearer has a flag.
Captain Sam has whatever it is he has.
The Company Champion has his sword and shield.
And, you hae whatever it is you have...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/06 21:21:30
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Sounds very accurate and informative.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/06 21:24:24
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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What do you expect?
I don't have all the information...
Avon does but he isn't here right now...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/06 21:33:18
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Must wait for him in that case.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/06 21:46:29
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Forden, I swear to god if you shoot me I'm gonna chop your fething head off.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/06/06 21:47:08
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Depends where is shoot you boss man...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/06 21:49:14
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Forden, the captain is trying to say "aim at the fethin enemy".
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/06 21:50:17
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Oh right...
Yeah sure i can manage that...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/06 21:59:06
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Good boy. Here. Have a cookie.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/06/06 22:14:20
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Fixture of Dakka
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coolyo294 wrote:Forden, I swear to god if you shoot me I'm gonna chop your fething head off.
I lol'ed.
Amanax wrote:Ouch. So me being a sniper with my lascannon actually puts me out of the running for promotions eh?
In that case, I would like to put in a request to be moved to a position of front line combat, also if possible I would like to maintain a special weapon of some sort, as I have proven my skill with such weapons already.
I wouldn't say it necessarily puts you out of the running, it's just arguably you're doing a sterling job as it is and would therefore only do worse in any future role. If you say to Avon you'd still like to be considered for promotion I'm sure he'd oblige.
I did say to Avon that you'd been doing a good job and therefore it's questionable whether you should be considered for promotion or remain where you function best, much like Brother Sergeant Tyr's dilemma. Maybe the honours you receive(d) can represent this? Maybe you could be the gunner in a future Land Raider? Just food for thought man.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2011/06/06 22:21:11
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Maybe he could get promoted to commander once the predator commander is promoted.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/06 22:27:08
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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I wouldn't mind being tank commander, or be promoted to a Land Raider. 
Though, I do love the thought of voxing "Engine kill" to the commander every time I fire off one of my las sponsens...
Alright, you've convinced me. I will stay a gunner of some sort.
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2011/06/06 22:36:23
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Fixture of Dakka
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Amanax wrote:I wouldn't mind being tank commander, or be promoted to a Land Raider.
Though, I do love the thought of voxing "Engine kill" to the commander every time I fire off one of my las sponsens...
Alright, you've convinced me. I will stay a gunner of some sort.
Just to clarify, I wasn't trying to convince you, just make sure you're aware of all the factors!
Also shout 'ARGH!!! My arm!' if you lose a sponson too, please? 'Curse you Forden!' may work equally well...
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2011/06/06 22:42:55
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Many have claimed the honour of that death cry...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/06/06 23:42:57
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Pshaw.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/06/06 23:56:03
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Y'know, I'm GLAD I stayed a sarge, punched a FETHING TERMIE WOLF LORD! Oh my Emperor, I am happy. My powerfist shall need a new name...
Good for all new positions. I believe there is an opening in my squad? (Good job promoting yourself away, Dave... we'll miss you). I think it's a meltagun position, or does one of the brothers in squad deserve that promotion?
Ah... Dave and Forden in the same squad... just what we needed. I'll be sure to have another conspiracy up and running!
So Avon, anything you wish with background?
I just built a model of meself for my own army... I'm so happy with him.
Oh, and to the master of putting down conspiracies, here's a list we've got up so far:
Davies (Purpose unknown)
IIEC (Inquisitor Impostor Extermination Committe).
Try and put us down, if you dare!
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DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
 Tyr Redfang's Great Company
  : The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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