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JB

Shyar is ruined but they killed all of our brothers inside.

The bears are down. I destroyed the radio and generator. Now I moving to Mitchem Mall to find Mick.

Keep the brains, all the brains, the tasty, tasty brains...

EDIT:: Ruined two squares of Mitchem Mall and destroyed a generator. Moving to rest position.

Your friend the Zed

P.S. NUTPUNCH!

**kronk**

Is crusty Lips played by the same person as Chesty Breasty? She(?) killed me.

I feel like we're getting trolled.

**Manchu**

Mitchem -- all corners ruined

JB

kronk wrote:
Is crusty Lips played by the same person as Chesty Breasty? She(?) killed me.

I feel like we're getting trolled.

I believe that person is zerging those two accounts plus at least one more.

Manchu just wants us to ignore them and focus on harmanz.

**kronk**

FINE!

I knocked Gel down to QSB-1. I forgot about the mall...

**Manchu**

JB wrote:
Manchu just wants us to ignore them and focus on harmanz.

My reasoning is (a) zerging trolls just feed on the attention and (b) we owe the harmanz a good time.

JB

There is an event going on in Roftwood now.

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Block_Party

The RRF is participating so Renegade Romero sent me a notice.

Is anyone interested? It lasts from 15 July to 15 August. I'm heading that way hoping to see more zombies in action.

EDIT: I'm in Roftwood's most southeastern square. Two humans in the bank vault with me. Let the games begin!

You are inside Rillie Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Almond with Tietjens (60HP) and KD Hollister (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

You give a low and unsteady moan.

**kronk**

Headed to Roftwood, then! Let's get them!

Resting in Rillie Bank.

Poultney Street Fire Station, just north of Rillie bank, is now at lightly.

JB

The humans squeaked and then ran to the Ker Building one square west of Rillie Bank in Roftwood. The bears on that building are at Lightly.

I see that Kronk and DrkObltrtr have joined the feeding. Is anyone else on the way.

Btw, I am back in the bank and Kronk is standing on my foot.

**kronk**

Jackpot!

You are inside the Ker Building. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Spinalman (54HP), D M Penfold (55HP), Anonous (55HP), Sgt Roach Sanderson (39HP) and Airheadoh (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted Time to shine - tiny.cc/UDParty2014 onto a wall.

All 5 infected!

Back in Rillie Bank. Slow and Purposeful is standing uncomfortably close!

JB

Kronk speaks the Truth! There are lots of tasty humans in the Ker Building in southeastern Roftwood.

You are inside the Ker Building. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Spinalman (38HP), D M Penfold (51HP), Anonous (51HP), Sgt Roach Sanderson (23HP) and Airheadoh (56HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted T%@# to %*i@# @ %iny.#c##D*a*ty#@14 onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

Your attack does no damage. You lose your grip on Spinalman.

I am back in Rillie Bank with DrkObltrtr and Kronk, who is inexplicably covered in body glitter. WTF?

JB

Moved to Saint Arnold's Church in the suburb of Roftwood.

Four brains, no waiting. Get 'em while they're still 98.5 degrees Fahrenheit (37 degrees Celsius for you Metric types).

You are inside St Arnold's Church. The building opens directly onto the street. Also here are Haquer (60HP), Amelia Tyler (45HP), Kloork (55HP) and Jack Crappe (13HP).

Somebody has spraypainted Midian where are you? onto a wall.

You give a deep and echoing groan.

Edit: Jack Crappe donated his brain.

**kamakazepanda**

St John's open.

4 humans inside, I infected them all.

**Bloodhorror**

I'm making my way back up to Vinetown...

I Would suggest our next target to be Milton as there seems to be a Heavy Human Population!

**Mad..**

Being a zombie I will follow the majority of the horde and head towards Roftwood.

breh graaaagh!

JB

I'm at Blunden Row School in northwest Roftwood.

Most of the suburb looked to be in ruins as I wandered from the southeastern corner to the school.

I needed a bit of nourishment so I fed on a dead body along the way. Lots of them are lying around.

I saw that rude finger, Kronk!

EDIT: The block party has now expanded a bit to add in 2 rows of buildings all the way around the suburb of Roftwood.

The map is shown here: http://map.dssrzs.org/route/59-60-70-49

**kronk**

I had a hard time finding stuff to smash yesterday!

**Mad..**

So I was steadily shuffling towards Roftwood when a human jumped out of a building, being a zombie I have been distracted and am eating said human.

Might be a while till I get to Roftwood if these free meals keep jumping out at me

JB

Just follow your instincts. We're killing the humans in Roftwood faster than they can revive.

I moved north from Blunden Row School (which was ruined) to the Blocksidge Crescent Railway Station in neighboring Pimbank. HlaineLarkinmk2 must have brought the barriers down because I only had to rip down one bear in order to enter the building. One human, Red Onion, was hiding inside. I ate his brain.

I moved east to The Pretty Museum to see if Kronk Kronkington is there and hogging all of the mirrors.

**kronk**

You missed people in Hildebrand mall! Just opened SW corner. In SE corner, now.

You are inside Hildebrand Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been lightly barricaded. Also here are Grinigog (13HP) and Raynerr (46HP).

There is a powered-down radio transmitter here.

Both infected!

Grinigog is dead.

Raynerr at 28.

Resting in St. Arnold's, which is also the name of a Micro-Brewery in Houston, where i am this week!

Yay, beer!

JB

When I traveled through the Mall, I went inside. There were only zeds then. The plucky humans may be concentrating on restoring key resource points.

**kronk**

Death to pluckies!

JB

The plucky humans continue to make a stand in the Pretty Museum in Pimbank (one row north of Roftwood but inside the allowed Block Party boundary).

You are inside the Pretty Museum, its unusual exhibition of African glassware now thick with dust. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is smellysoccermom (38HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel. One room of the museum has been cleared, for the display of a blown-glass sculpture, two glass bowls, an antique mirror, a glass table, a glass statue, a glass globe and a glass vase.

There is a dead body here.

You feed on the corpse.

I ate one harman brain but there is still a wounded smelly soccer mom in there. Go get 'er!

JB

One harman still alive in the Herbert Building (NT) in Roftwood. There was another but he ended up as lunch. *Belch!

You are inside the Herbert Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms. Splashes and prints of blood have dried on the walls. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is Sasha Romanov (11HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted #ack@p N@s - @r%**e, @@..#G*eenh%#, N#%##u#e 'em onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There is a dead body here.

Gripping Mister Radio by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They die.

**LoneLictor**

In Pimback, the Tynte Mall is open.

JB

LoneLictor wrote:
In Pimback, the Tynte Mall is open.

I believe that mall is outside of the Block Party area of play.

In other words, you are playing footsy off the pitch.

**LoneLictor**

JB wrote:
LoneLictor wrote:
In Pimback, the Tynte Mall is open.

I believe that mall is outside of the Block Party area of play.

In other words, you are playing footsy off the pitch.

Damn.

JB

No worries.

Here is the link again that shows the field of play in and around Roftwood.

EDIT: The block party has now expanded a bit to add in 2 rows of buildings all the way around the suburb of Roftwood.

The map is shown here: http://map.dssrzs.org/route/59-60-70-49

Jerden claimed that he is participating. If true, anyone who kills him wins the internet for a day.

**Mad..**

You are standing outside the Gregors Building, an imposing concrete building which has partially collapsed. The building has been quite strongly barricaded.

There is another zombie here.

Only two of us here at the moment, I'd like to extend and invitation to you all for dinner at Gregors

JB

I'll have to find that building before I can join you.

EDIT: The Gregors Building is already ruined and empty. I'm moving on to the Kirkland Arms one more square to the south.

Meanwhile, in Vinetown:

26.34 MHz: "Attention Vinetown: Flowers of Decay PKers are active here." (yesterday)
26.34 MHz: "They may be using Houldenbank as a base. Keep your eyes open" (yesterday)
26.34 MHz: "and your secateurs handy. A bit of pruning may be necessary." (yesterday)
26.34 MHz: "prettylittlegirl is a nurgling spy. kos when you see her." (22 hours and 54 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "For your crimes against humanity (and me)..." (2 hours and 5 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "I sentence you to death" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)

Does anyone even know who prettylittlegirl is?