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underinflated balls

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more often

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than overinflated

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egos. Nevertheless,

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the plain

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unvarnished truth

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is, the

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squishy balls

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need washed

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hands to

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properly handle

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their unpredictability.

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Bagels with

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cream cheese

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, smoked salmon,

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and hot

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fried pickles

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will always

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lead to

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more bagels.

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Aardvarks appear

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when least

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expected, so

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you really

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must anticipate

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the inevitable

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while walking

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around in

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hot pink

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short shorts.