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No! Great Unclean One, I forbid you to play russian roulette! Knowing Bonzo, he'd probably use a semi automatic to play.

wait for the joke to sink in.

Yummy lag

/angryface

Again with the lag??..ahh,it's like an old friend.

"HeY GuYS I'Ve GoT An IdEA FoR A GamE We cAn PlaY!" Bonoz exclaimed to his new group of friends. They sat round the table, rather bored as everyone else seemed to have something better to do..... "JuST OnE SeC!" He said to puzzled expressions as he rose from his seat and pottered around the cupboards.

"AH, JuSt WhAT I WaS LooKInG For!" he said enthusiastically as he pulled a Glock from one of the cupboards.

"H..h...hey man, what you need that for?" Asked Dave tentatively. Bonzo checked the inside for ammo, took the bullet out and made a big show of putting the bullet back into the chamber.

"ThIs Is A ReaLLY FuN GamE GuYS! It'S RuSSIAn I ThinK!" replied Bonzo as he held out the gun, he put it down on the table as all the bikers looked on apprehensively. He spun the gun, it slowly stopped spinning and the barrel lay to rest in the direction of Puppy.

Laughing forcefully and strained, Dave said "Hey man, funny joke, but maybe we should stop playing now?"

"WhATS ThE FuN iN ThAT?" Replied Bonzo "It'S Pup'S TuRN!' as he leveled the gun at Pup's head. Pup, locked in terror, just stared down the barrel of the gun, shaking visibly in his chair.

"I... I.... I'm gonna die" He managed to get out before Bonzo pulled the trigger. All of the bikers round to table jumped forward as Bonzo pulled back the metal pin with a smile.

But all that came out was a click as the hammer fell onto an empty chamber.

"YoU DiD SAY I HaD SomE TRicKs uP My SleevES!" Bonzo laughed as he produced the bullet from his sleeve, which he had palmed earlier.

@ GUO.

I quite enjoyed that,but you do realize pointing guns at a bunch of bikers may not be the healthiest thing for Bonzo to do.
...so again. could someone please locate a chainsaw for the clown?..

Meh, it was reasonably in character, I've left it open for anyone to do the reactions of the bikers as It'd be a bit unfair if I RP'd that.

But also, it adds a bit of flavor to the RP, I'm supposed to be a 'bit' unhinged so it's nice to be able to RP mad things like that once in a while! XD

@ GUO.

I thought it was a great Rp,and totally fits Bonzos "personality".

I was just "clowning" around a bit.

No problem man ;D But as said before, I've left the ending open purposefully, so if anyone feels the urge to finish the sketch off, feel free!

The bikers at the table stared at Bonzo for a moment and then erupted into hysterical laughter.

" You have got to be the craziest bastard I've ever met" howled Dirty Dave,slapping Bonzo on the back and carefully taking the pistol from him.

" But in the future my friend" Dave continued " maybe ya shouldn't scare Puppy like that...we ain't paper trained him yet."

The Bikers roared laughter again.

Puppy rose from his seat and went to the kitchen,he returned with a bottle of vodka " Here Bonzo..next time ya get an urge for something Russian,just have a sip of that."he said.

Bonzo read the label " SMiRnOff" he exclaimed " I LoVe ThiS StuFF...It'S SooO FlaMeAbLe...WaNnA SeE My FiRe TrIcK?" Bonzo laughed.

The Bikers fell over from laughing.

Awesome work Fitzz! Captured the moment perfectly, also got me out of a potential pickle!

I think I'll wait till a bit later to RP so I can do something of substance rather than just a little skit like that, even though it was rather fun to write! But indeed, I'll make small RPs, probably about trying to find a chainsaw and socializing with the gang but leave the meat of this bit of the RP up to you guys as your more involved in the story aspects at this point. ^^

For instance, ghosty has got the medical storyline, you've got the Phoenix one, so I don't want to foul them up for you guys. ^^


Edit : Accidentally called Fitzz, Fritz O_o

Great Unclean One wrote: Awesome work Fitz! Captured the moment perfectly, also got me out of a potential pickle!

I think I'll wait till a bit later to RP so I can do something of substance rather than just a little skit like that, even though it was rather fun to write! But indeed, I'll make small RPs, probably about trying to find a chainsaw and socializing with the gang but leave the meat of this bit of the RP up to you guys as your more involved in the story aspects at this point. ^^

For instance, ghosty has got the medical storyline, you've got the Phoenix one, so I don't want to foul them up for you guys. ^^

I do my best GUO,glad you liked it.

Also,don't let "established" story lines prevent you from RPing,sure I have a "concept" about were to take the whole "Phoenix situation",but what makes the whole RP fun is all the "unknown elements" that can pop up,and Bonzo is clearly one of those "wild cards",so I say,short of burning the place down ...do your thing.

Thanks man ^^ As I said, I'll probably stick to smaller skits rather than make up another story line but I'll bear that in mind for RPing.

Halon sat down quietly, there was no one to really talk to. However, Bonzo was making a racquet so Halon thought it would be best to go watch after him. Hopefully he wouldn't turn into a Patrick and blow the mansion up.

"WaNnA sEe My FiRe TrIcK?" he heard Bonzo shout.

"Oh feth!" Halon thought as he moved towards the clown.

"Bonzo, no tricks and no drinks." he said as he grappled the bottle from Bonzo's hands.

"HeY, i WaS dOiNg My TrIcK fOr My FrIeNdS Mr. BuZzKiLl." Bonzo shouted back and took the bottle back from Halon.

"Okay, listen Bonzo, if I get you a chainsaw would you like to trade the chainsaw for the smirnoff?" Halon said on the verge of anger.

"HmMmM." Bonzo began as he scratched his chin and twirled the bottle. "ArE yOu A mAgIcIan? YoU cAn MaKe ThIs InTo A cHaInSaW?" he finished as he pointed to te bottle.

"ThAt'S bEtTeR tHaN mY tRiCk!" Bonzo exclaimed excitedly as he handed Halon the bottle and began to wait for Halon to do his trick.

Bonzo sat there expectantly, after seeing the Smirnoff most obviously not changing into a bottle he offered, "WAnT mE To HeLp WiTh ThAT?" and proceeded to scrunch up his face with huge effort, trying desperately to turn the bottle into a beloved chainsaw. "It'S JuSt No USE, BoTLLE DoeSN'T WaNNA PlAY!" as he collapsed, exhausted onto the chair below him to the amusement of the bikers around.

Dave, rising from his chair put his arm round Bonzo and said with a reassuring voice, "Don't worry man, we'll get you a chainsaw man, a real big one too!"

"Bu...bU....Bu.... BuT I NeEEED TWo tO Do My TRiCK...." Replied Bonzo dejectedly, looking at his feet.... Halon sighed exasperatedly and made a knowing look towards the bikers that read, 'He's like this ALL the time...'

Dave laughed heartily and once again tried to reassure Bonzo, "Man, we'll get you two then, and then you can show us your trick" and with a wink at Bonzo, this seemed to cheer up the clown considerably.

"So WhEN WE SeTTInG OfF To GeT MY BabIES TheN" Bonzo asked expectantly to the group of amused bikers, Dave and the even more exasperated Halon.

Tombstone smiled at Bonzos antics,in all honesty the clown,for all his eccentricities,fit right in with the group of bikers.

The Bikers eyes drifted over to where Jennifer stood embracing her Father,the man was speaking to her in low tones which Tombstone couldn't hear from where he sat.

Anger flared in him once more,but Tombstone knew better than to simply attack a man like Phoenix,he had to use all his cunning in this situation.

Tombstone rose from the table,giving Daisy a quick kiss " Hang tight,I'll be back in a minute" he said,motioning for One Eye to follow him.

In a side room Tombstone explained his situation to the older biker.

" That Mother Fether sent a goon squad out for us" Tombstone said " They tried to gun us down,and in part are responsible for the deaths of two kids and my friend in there being hurt."

" How sure are you Stone." The older Biker asked,One Eye knew that Tombstone was seldom wrong concerning this sort of thing,but this was Phoenix for feths sake,his money and product had put the Satan's Servants on the map.

" I'm sure man " Tombstone replied " The group that hit us was to fething well organized and supplied to just be ordinary Moes,they were Phoenix's men...and if he considered us expendable then...he'll feth every one of us later...he could have more guys headed here right now."

" But why?" One Eye said " his Daughters here,there safe...he's not stupid enough to start a war in here."

" No..he's not." Tombstone said " He'll do what he's been doing...using us for protection and screwing us behind our backs..."

" Stone,even if his men do show up...He and his kid can just leave with them...there's no reason for him to start shooting."One Eye replied.

" Wasn't any fething reason for them to start shooting at us on the road...but they did." Tombstone growled " I'm telling you Bro...he's a snake...we can't trust him."

One Eye was silent for a moment,then spoke grimly.

" I trust your feelings here Stone" The old biker said " If he does anything shady...ice him,but for now...we got something else to worry about."

" What's that?" Tombstone said.

" What might be following you here" One Eye replied " You did say that a whole army of them biting bastards hit ya'll out there."

" Feth me" Tombstone nodded " Hundreds of them...and I'm sure they're still hungry and trying to find out where lunch went."

" So I'm figuring in a few hours they'll be knocking at the door" One Eye said with a grim smile.

Tombstone shook his head, " Yeah,I'd say your right...and I think it's best if we are all long gone by then."

" Always said you was a smart Kid" The old biker laughed. " any smart ideas about where we gonna run to?"

" I have a few" Tombstone said with a grin.

Soooo..... secret biker base of uber doom? Castle in the hills? Helms Deep? We're going to need something of that size to get us out of this gakhole!

Great Unclean One wrote:Soooo..... secret biker base of uber doom? Castle in the hills? Helms Deep? We're going to need something of that size to get us out of this gakhole!

... Umm..actually,it's an old hippie comune out in the woods ... hell...we're dead.

Are there claymores set up in the treeline?

I think helms deep sounds a better choice than a hippy commune. *nods*

Its not as if zombies have discovered the marvels of explosives, let alone have a rudimentary knowledge of structural weak points in said fortress.

Oh wait, did I mention the clown fortress of impenetrability? Indeed.... I had it made by many, many dancing mice....

"To THE CloWN foRTREss!"

As Keira and Medicine Man probed the fractures, the source of the bleeding became apparent. The fractured skull had nicked a capillary, and though the bleeding wasn't affecting the rest of the examination, it needed to be dealt with.

"So, how are we going to close the capillary? Its not a gusher, but if we leave it to heal, theres a chance he'll damage his brain."

"True, I suggest that we block the capillary branch off for the time being. It will invariably cause some loss of muscle control in the face until we unblock it, but I doubt that he'll be getting around anytime soon." Medicine man said.

His hands worked like a blur, as he began to work away on Shadows Injuries.

Keira swayed suddenly. The room was spinning. She clutched her head and managed to stagger over to a nearby couch before she collapsed. Medicine Man rushed over, and checked her pupils. They were unevenly dilated.

"What could she have taken?!" he gasped. Keira had overdosed on something, that much was clear, but apart from that, he was unsure. If Keira had swallowed a drug, the best course of action would be to make her throw up. But if it was injected.... no, no track marks. Medicine Man shouted out for help, and picked her up bodily. A second later, Tombstone, followed by One eye burst into the room.

"Whats happening?!" Tomb yelled, as his eyes took everything in.

Medicine Man took charge instantly.

"Good, two is better than one. 'Stone, I need you to go over to your friend and stop my surgical scissors from slipping in between the fracture. I believe i saw them make a nudge a second ago, but keep holding them, its important they stay where they are. Now One eye, your stronger by far than me. Make this young spirit throw up. Now!"

"Wha? Ok, your the boss."

A strong arm wrapped round Keira's waist, and with a sharp squeeze, Keira's last meal, and seven too many anti depressants splashed across the carpet floor. One eye placed her back onto the couch and looked for confirmation of what to do next...

Medicine Man bent and examined the vomitus mass on the floor,he turned to One Eye " Get her into a bed.."
One Eye reacted quickly,easily lifting Keira and rushing down the hallway with her.
" I shall attend to your wounded friend in a moment Tombstone" Medicine Man said as he rushed out behind One Eye.
The old biker entered his makeshift hospital,One Eye had already placed Keira on a bed and was looking at The Medicine Man for his next instructions.

" She has ingested a few too many antidepressants" Medicine Man said " But she will be ok."

One Eye looked noticeably relived.

" Get me a container of activated Charcoal liquid,she must drink all of it,as it will help draw the poisons from her body" The old biker said.

One Eye rushed to get what he had been asked for.

" Now young one" Medicine Man said kindly to Keira " you will feel a slight sting or two,I'm administering a sodium bicarbonate drip as well as an injection of Phenytion to help prevent any cardiac abnormalities the pills may have caused".

" I..I'll be ok" Keira said " I...will"
" Yes..you will be fine young one" Medicine Man said warmly " The poison from the pills ...I will fix that..."

Keira smiled at Medicine Man weakly.

The old biker smiled back " rest little spirit...you will be healed."

Mr.Phoenix held his Daughter tightly,he was filled with a joy at seeing her that he seldom felt in anything anymore.
He knew they must get away from this place soon,not only because of those abominations roaming around outside,but because of that bastard Tombstone.
Phoenix had not missed the glaring looks from the damned killer,he was well aware that the biker had realized that the men whom they had exchanged gun fire with had been sent by him,and Phoenix knew that filthy murderer would be plotting some sort of petty revenge,it was the inevitable.

Phoenix knew that the two bikers Bam Bam and Big Boy would allow no harm to befall him or his daughter,but the others,they were all loyal to One Eye...and One Eye was loyal to Tombstone.

" I'll just have to assure that the deck is stacked in my favor when the confrontation comes." Phoenix thought to himself.

I highly doubt there's much he can do if we decide to get the gatling gun and three large crates of belt-feed ammo out.


Halon..?

Halon is thinking.

We need two chainsaws and another minigun, and maybe the grenade launcher to have a right and proper fest of bloody shenanigans.

Oh, and thank you silver fo not killing us all.

Medicine Man finished caring for Keira and left One Eye with instructions to check on her every fifteen minutes,assuring the Biker that she would be fine soon,but to come get him if her breathing became laboured.

The old biker returned to were Tombstone stood over Shadow,Medicine Man smiled " I see you have things well in hand."

" I'd be alot more comfortable if things were in your hands" Tombstone said as Medicine Man took the hemostats from him and continued his examination of Shadow.

" So" Tombstone spoke finally " How is he?"

" He will live" The old biker said " but he may experience some complications,only time will tell."

" How long until he can travel?" Tombstone asked.

" I wouldn't advise moving him around for a while,he needs rest and observation...not a ride into town." Medicine Man said.

" But...we may not have time." Tombstone said " Those things...the zombies...there probably following us...they could be here soon...and..well we may have other problems too."

Medicine Man laughed " Fierce Tombstone...you have ,for as long as I've known you,had death nipping at your heels...the restless dead will come for us..no matter where we may go...as will,as you call them.other problems."

Tombstone nodded,he understood the meaning of Medicine Mans words,no matter how far they ran...the dead would follow,but still...they had to try to survive.

" What you say is true" Tombstone said " but..if we have to make a run for it...can we find a safe way to carry my friend."

Medicine Man laughed " With you there is always a but..or a what if..however,that you care for your friend is good...we will find away to transport him if we must."

Tombstone nodded.

" Go now Tombstone...I know you have business you wish to attend to." Medicine Man said " I shall care for your friend."

Tombstone nodded again and left the room,in the hallway he met One Eye.

" Medicine Mans taking care of Shadow" Tombstone said " I think it's time we take care of Phoenix."

Mr. Phoenix kissed Jennifer lightly on the forehead.

" My dear" he said " if you will be kind enough to excuse me for one moment,I have an urgent piece of business to attend to...I'll leave you in the care of my faithful man." he said gesturing to the towering biker known as Bam Bam " And I shall only be a minute or two...then we can continue this most joyful reunion."

Before Jennifer could protest,Mr.Phoenix disappeared,Big Boy following him closely.

A moment later,in his study,Phoenix stood,his phone pressed tightly against his ear.

" I feel it would be most advantageous for my Daughter and myself to be away from this dwelling" he said.

"Yes,I require transport..we shall be leaving this wretched place,you should already be aware of our destination." he continued.

A cold smile spread across Phoenix's face " Only my Daughter,myself and two associates ...the others here..well,I feel it only right to spare them from being devoured by those vile creatures...you shall see to that as well."

" I'll expect you in no less than an hour" he said and hung up.

Phoenix turned to Big Boy and smiled, " well my large friend..you should prepare yourself,it's time to earn some of that generous allotment of cash I've given you."

Big Boy smiled and patted the pistol inside his jacket.

Oh dear, things just got serious didn't they?

halonachos wrote:Oh dear, things just got serious didn't they?

OOC: Only slightly serious at this point...duck and cover serious should be coming up in a few post.