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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/06/13 04:55:29
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/04 14:56:38
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Need a maple gunstock blank? The website I found this on will sell it to you for $90. That's right, $90 for a bit of wood that's only been vaguely shaped. Apparently that's value for money.....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/05 06:12:28
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
Somewhere Ironic
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I'm making a 1500 point list, but I'm only at 1453, 47 points short. I guess I could buy 47 searchlights...
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DQ:90S++G++MB++I--Pw40k01+D+A++/hWD-R+++T(D)DM+
Organiser of 40k Montreal
There is only war in Montreal
kronk wrote:The International Programmers Society has twice met to get the world to agree on one methodology for programming dates. Both times they met, the meeting devolved into a giant Unreal Tournament Lan party... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/05 09:19:21
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/05 18:04:31
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
Somewhere Ironic
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1455 was a boring year...
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DQ:90S++G++MB++I--Pw40k01+D+A++/hWD-R+++T(D)DM+
Organiser of 40k Montreal
There is only war in Montreal
kronk wrote:The International Programmers Society has twice met to get the world to agree on one methodology for programming dates. Both times they met, the meeting devolved into a giant Unreal Tournament Lan party... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/05 18:11:55
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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The year 1456 started on a Thursday.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/06 17:52:38
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/07 10:07:35
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/07 10:24:08
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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The Hammer of Witches
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At 14:59 today I should really think about coming off my lunch and getting back to work. But I will leave it till 15:00.
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DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/07/07 11:15:47
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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The Battle of Wakefield
30 December 1460
On 7 October, Parliament recognized the Duke of York’s stronger claim to the throne and agreed that Henry VI should rule England until his death when the crown would pass to York. King Henry agreed to this but his fugitive wife and child certainly did not; no sooner was the Act of Accord passed than Queen Margaret marched south with an army of twenty thousand men under the command of the Duke of Somerset.
In a desperate position, York resorted to sending his eldest son, the Earl of March, to tackle an emerging Lancastrian rebellion in Wales led by Jasper Tudor. Then, leaving Warwick with orders to guard the King, York left London with an army of seven or eight thousand men and headed north. With him went his second son the Earl of Rutland, the Earl of Salisbury and his son Sir Thomas
The Yorkists arrived at Sandal Castle on the 21st of December. Reaching his northern stronghold, York decided to settle in for the winter and put his men to work digging ditches, improving the defenses and mounting guns on the walls. Thus entrenched in near-impregnable positions the Duke sat down to wait for reinforcements. Though he could not distinguish their exact whereabouts, York knew there were five or more Lancastrian armies in the vicinity and dared not face battle.
The exact reason why York left the safety of Sandal Castle on 30 December 1460 is not and probably will never be known. It seems most likely that one of his many foraging parties came under attack and York sallied out to save them.
All but abandoning the castle, York hurried down to the skirmish on Sandal Common only to be attacked on both flanks by Andrew Trollope and Lord Roos. While all the time fighting on the move York realized that he would soon be totally surrounded, and overrun. He ordered his seventeen-year-old son, Rutland, to flee the battlefield but the lad was promptly captured on Wakefield Bridge and stabbed to death. Lord Clifford meanwhile brought his men up the Yorkist rear and sealed their line of retreat. York himself was unhorsed, and after refusing quarter, was brutally hacked to death. With York dead the battle ended and the rout began. Half the Yorkist army lay dead and of their leaders only Salisbury (temporarily) escaped. The Earl was captured during the night and executed the following day.
The heads of York, Salisbury and Rutland were later impaled on spikes and left to rot on Mickelgate Bar in York. The victory was a great one for Lancaster: most of the Yorkist leaders were eliminated in one day including York himself, and their army crushed beyond contempt.
Note: the Battle is said to be the source of the children’s nursery rhyme (perhaps once solely Lancastrian propaganda):
The grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again.
And when they were up, they were up;
And when they were down, they were down.
But when they were only halfway up,
They were neither up nor down!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 00:56:46
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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what year is it?
1461.
why?
Because I'm batman!
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440996.page
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 01:22:55
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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In the year fourteen hundred and sixty two, Colombus sailed the ocean...
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What do you mean I'm thirty years off?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 05:59:51
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Ferocious Blood Claw
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 08:23:24
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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The number 1464 is 1111 when counted in base 11. And yes, you did always want to know that...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 23:00:31
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Wow, I had to read that post 1465 times to get it.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440996.page
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/29 23:03:09
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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On December 13th, 1466, the great legendary Renaissance artist Donatello passed away...
poor ninja turtles...there's only 3 of them now...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/10/03 04:59:10
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Calm Celestian
Florida, USA
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Part 1467 of the Electronic Code of Federal Regulations deals with the Wetlands Reserve Program.
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There is a fine line between genius and insanity and I colored it in with crayon. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/10/03 07:46:13
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Oh look a tractor
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/22 12:31:07
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Tinkering Tech-Priest
Sitting in the corner of The Eye Of Terror... crying...
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Year 1469 (MCDLXIX) was a common year starting on Sunday of the Julian calendar.
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The person saying this is a chaos lord, NOT an ork
Firaeveus Carron wrote:Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! THE FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!
CLANG! WHAT THE FETH WAS THAT?!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1709686/
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/22 13:16:49
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...
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This is glorious:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/22 14:32:06
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Death-Dealing Devastator
Wherever the Emperor commands.
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On may 20 1471, Henry VI, king of England died.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/22 18:41:43
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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I just have no idea what this is about, but it has the number 1472 on it, so I guess it can be added to the thread!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/22 18:53:48
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Stalwart Space Marine
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1473 for me
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/23 16:07:53
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Tinkering Tech-Priest
Sitting in the corner of The Eye Of Terror... crying...
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The person saying this is a chaos lord, NOT an ork
Firaeveus Carron wrote:Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! THE FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!
CLANG! WHAT THE FETH WAS THAT?!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1709686/
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/23 16:11:50
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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1475 is lego.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/24 10:40:04
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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All you would want to know about the 1476 Squadron can be found here:
1476 (Rayleigh) Squadron,
Air Training Corps
Connaught Road
Rayleigh
Essex
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/24 13:20:07
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Lady of the Lake
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This thread is still alive.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/24 13:25:26
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Tinkering Tech-Priest
Sitting in the corner of The Eye Of Terror... crying...
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in 1478, sir thomas moore was born
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The person saying this is a chaos lord, NOT an ork
Firaeveus Carron wrote:Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! THE FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!
CLANG! WHAT THE FETH WAS THAT?!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1709686/
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/26 15:34:56
Subject: Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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In 1479 Christopher Columbus married Felipa Perestrelo Moniz and received the following as his dowry: her late father's maps and papers, charting the seas and winds around the Madeira Islands and other Portuguese possessions in the Ocean Sea.
Interesting.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/26 19:29:12
Subject: Re:Completely Pointless Thread For Bored People Who Can Count
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Fixture of Dakka
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant? |
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