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**Smashotron**

Gitzbitah wrote:Bravo! Your drawings are extraordinary! I second the request for an Angry Marine kicking a Blood Angels in the junk, and further add that the Angry Marine should be armed with Powerfeet.

No nut-shots or poop humor, those requests are ignored.

Could we have a Lictor dressed as Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell?

Grumble, grumble. Needy, greedy. Draw this, draw that. God you guys act like I made a thread for this or something.

I have a three week break from class coming up, so I'll start tearing into the requests soon! Enjoy!

**anticitizen013**

Gitzbitah wrote:Bravo! Your drawings are extraordinary! I second the request for an Angry Marine kicking a Blood Angels in the junk, and further add that the Angry Marine should be armed with Powerfeet.

He said he won't do those kind of drawings. With good reason too! His skills should be put to good use drawing things like a daemon with a kilt breaking from some mystical bindings screaming FREEEDOMMM!!!

EDIT: Apparently I missed the "Page 6" button... haha.

**Gitzbitah**

Alright.... let's see, what else can we have an Angry Marine doing. They love doing everything in the banned list.

How about an Angry Marine teaching a new recruit why two close combat weapons is better than a ranged weapon? It is an object lesson.

**ghosty**

Out of interest, are you open to drawing stuff thats not 40k related, cos id love to see a clown weilding a pair of chainsaws...

**Smashotron**

ghosty wrote:Out of interest, are you open to drawing stuff thats not 40k related, cos id love to see a clown weilding a pair of chainsaws...

I can manage anything. As a heads-up to you guys, I enjoy drawing 40k stuff the most so I prefer request in that direction so that I can both; enjoy what I am drawing, and draw the best for the people viewing. But this isn't "40k Photoshop Time" so I'm up for whatever.

I love your request though, and that's definitely brewing in my head already.

If anyone that is super bored and viewing this; Wanna do me a favor? Maybe look through the thread and post a list of all the requests, first-to-last, excluding what I've already drawn?

**Erasoketa**

Dude I had never seen this thread and I'm laughing my ass off with the drawings. Very nice job

**jariksolo**

Smashotron wrote:
Llamahead wrote:How about Commissar Cain with wait for it a Laspistol GASSPPP.....

Heresy! Everyone knows Cain is notorious for wielding his trusty Salamander Scout vehicle one-handed (yes, as a gun).

Karmine wrote:Here's one Smashotron: An Ork with an afro doing the moon walk on a disco floor (give or take)

LordBoJangles wrote:How about a warboss or a mek with WAY too many guns shooting at something rather small, like a can, or one spacemarine

Munch Munch! wrote:Can you please draw a space wolf about to take a pis on a fire hydrant? (If you decide to do this, please add a box of dog treats next to him)

Smashotron wrote:
Horn wrote:
Well you see, I built a Storm Hawk for my Mechanicum. They are allowed to transport 12 models and a walker.
But my Walker is quite big.
How would you mount this on this?

Well, the comical way I could draw this is to have that big walker riding the Storm Hawk in a very "rodeo" fashion.

The practical way to do it is to have the Walker upside-down like a spider or bat, under the Storm Hawk, magnetized to in with its legs coiled up. Ready to leap off the skimmer and land right-side up on the battlefield!

anticitizen013 wrote:
He said he won't do those kind of drawings. With good reason too! His skills should be put to good use drawing things like a daemon with a kilt breaking from some mystical bindings screaming FREEEDOMMM!!!
: Maybe a Flamer of Tzeentch since A) they're Tzeentch which automatically makes them awesome, and B) they have the whole skirty bit which could be drawn as a kilt, haha

I look forward to your next update!

**cormz**

Smashotron, you must either really enjoy doing this, or have no life.

**Smashotron**

jariksolo wrote:thats a bigger list then i thought lol id like the one i highlighted red

Thanks, you're the best! Guess that puts yours on the top of the pile, lol!

cormz wrote:Smashotron, you must either really enjoy doing this, or have no life.

I enjoy doing it in my spare time, and most pictures do not take long at all. The latest picture took an hour, during my ZBrush class, and that's only because I was wrestling with how to pull off a rainy, nighttime look.

And I guess if you consider casually drawing a couple dozen pictures over the course of a month "no life", then go outside and don't view the thread.

**kanelom**

rep for the patience OP

**anticitizen013**

Hey jariksolo, could you replace the one I said with this one. I realized after I wrote this in jest that it's way better than my previous request

anticitizen013 wrote:He said he won't do those kind of drawings. With good reason too! His skills should be put to good use drawing things like a daemon with a kilt breaking from some mystical bindings screaming FREEEDOMMM!!!

EDIT: Maybe a Flamer of Tzeentch since A) they're Tzeentch which automatically makes them awesome, and B) they have the whole skirty bit which could be drawn as a kilt, haha

**Mecharius**

Great work, I love it all!!!!! and of course I has a request: A Commissar pointing a bolt-pistol at his own head while yelling "I sentence you to summary execution for incompetence!" while having an annoyed look on his face, and two guardsmen in the back laughing, and one holding a "rulebook" while pointing to it. ~ of course all providing you have the time, and it's not to much.

**VikingScott**

I replace mine with shadowbrand's like i said so it gets done quicker as my original idea wasn't brilliant.

**Ultra mortalitas**

Sam Fisher as a lictor? INGENIOUS!

Nice work.

**Commissar Agro**

I love the Sam Fisher lictor.
It looks great keep up the good work!

**Smashotron**

I do not know if any of you guys are big Dark Heresy fans, but we just started a new campaign in my group. The first game we ran, I was new to DMing and the players were new to DH. It was a hilarious disaster.

This time, the players are learned and the new rookies are picking up on things fast as well. For their efforts I have decided to reward them with some tangible playing material, like "Wanted" posters, dossiers for their missions or targets, etcetera.

This is an example of the first package they received and I plan to be more open in the future as the Inquisitor begins to trust his new recruits. Right now, all the team knows to do is; 1) guard the damn box, 2) don't open the damn box, 3) shoot those guys that just tried to steal the box.

If you're not a DH fan, then ignore this and we will return to our regularly schedule programming shortly.

**anticitizen013**

I would totally love to do a DH campaign. Though I just don't like how the character creation is in the rulebook (IIRC it's random?). Also that's pretty awesome of you to make those extra things. I wish I was in your campaign, haha.

**Smashotron**

It doesn't have to be random generation. I allow my players to roll their nine Characteristics then assign the results to the stats they prefer. Unless they prefer to pick their quirk or supersitition, I roll that and I roll for their Divination.

For gear, I let them sell starting gear at face value then with that money, plus their starting Thrones, buy whatever gear they prefer. This usually amounts to a better gun, or some added armor.

**Garuss Acine**

would love to see a Kroxigor (or other lizardman of some sort) either a) picking their teeth with a clan rat spear, or b) a Kroxigor smashing into a clan rat swarm and crushing his way free in a valent push against the little rodents. more than likely over done, but hey got to be in it to win it

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**anticitizen013**

Smashotron wrote:It doesn't have to be random generation. I allow my players to roll their nine Characteristics then assign the results to the stats they prefer. Unless they prefer to pick their quirk or supersitition, I roll that and I roll for their Divination.

For gear, I let them sell starting gear at face value then with that money, plus their starting Thrones, buy whatever gear they prefer. This usually amounts to a better gun, or some added armor.

Yeah that seems like a sound way to do it... that way they aren't starting with something that doesn't suit their character. I've really got to con my friends into getting a group together for it.

**Limbo**

ghosty wrote:Out of interest, are you open to drawing stuff thats not 40k related, cos id love to see a clown weilding a pair of chainsaws...

How about a Harlequin with The Joker make-up weiding a pair of chainswords?

**w0chtulka**

Excellent work man.

Got another suggestion: An ork mek pissed about blood angel vehicles speed.

**TiB**

Nice thing you got going here! Some of 'em are truly epic...

If you have too little time and an ever growing list of requests I could maybe help you out a bit every now and then.
It's just that this seems really fun to do but I do not nearly have the free time to justify getting my own damn thread.

Just say so if I'm being too hijacky. I'm just trying to help out (and have fun of course) but it's still your thing so...

How about Commissar Cain with wait for it a Laspistol GASSPPP.....

**Slarg232**

A Plague Marine/Nurgling/Plaguebearer covered in drool, his hands in the air with a giddy look on his face, right next to a couple of carnifexes, one with a disgusted face and the rest with open eyes and their jaws (figuratively) on the floor, please!

**Fiestamonkey**

A dwarf standing on another dwarfs shoulders playing basketball against ogres or ellves! WFB!

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**HadoukenAvenger**

I want the headbanging Khrone beserker, but replace the beserker with a demon prince, in a Cannibal Corpse shirt, doing the horns and thrashing on an electric guitar in the shape of a spinal column (that last bit is optional).

This will cause you to instantly win all painting competitions including golden demon. Forever.

**Maj.Winters**

Can you do a Major Winters from Band of Brothers as an IG officer?

**comisarmilo**

Caiphas Cain is amazing.

**Scarper**

I really like that Cain!

Sam Fisher Lictor is incredible though - I love the rain, the lighting, and the shadows too! Your work is fantastic, and don't worry if you get more requests than comments on existing stuff - just the way these threads seem to work. Keep it going, and good luck with your finals!

**Morgrim**

Smashotron wrote:I do not know if any of you guys are big Dark Heresy fans, but we just started a new campaign in my group. The first game we ran, I was new to DMing and the players were new to DH. It was a hilarious disaster.

Sounds like the Rogue Trader 'campaign' I was in. We got in a fight in the first five minutes on planet, and managed to completely destroy the campaign, kill the recurring villain by accident and flee the planet with the arbites on our heels in the first hour of the session. To the point the poor GM has stated they don't have a clue what they're supposed to do now and voted we restart and try again.