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Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:I also believe his followers are behind the dreaded 'Two colour marine with bike' joke. *shudders*
That gives me an idea...
Spoiler:
There once was this Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on a Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal, and being the hero-type person that he was, he wanted to marry the commander's daughter. So he went up to the palace, and the guard naturally inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied: "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III".
On the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal's way out, the guard once again asked, "Who goes there"?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
The Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".
On his way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
The Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace."
On the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal's way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
Once again the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.
On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. May I marry your daughter now?"
Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out.
Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:I also believe his followers are behind the dreaded 'Two colour marine with bike' joke. *shudders*
That gives me an idea...
Spoiler:
There once was this Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on a Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal, and being the hero-type person that he was, he wanted to marry the commander's daughter. So he went up to the palace, and the guard naturally inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied: "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III".
On the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal's way out, the guard once again asked, "Who goes there"?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
The Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".
On his way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
The Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace."
On the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal's way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
Once again the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.
On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. May I marry your daughter now?"
Khorne 32
Slaanesh 15
Nurgle 14
Tzeentch 16
Malal 11 ++ Matches perfectly with me psychologically
Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB
Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out.
Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out.
Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB
Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it.
Khorne 32
Slaanesh 15
Nurgle 13
Tzeentch 16
Malal 3- Oh he dead
Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out.
Khorne 32
Slaanesh 15
Nurgle 13
Tzeentch 16
Malal 2- By the power of Retcon!
Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it.
14000 points Ultramarines 
5000 points Averland Army 
. But in the mean time, poke the eggs...